July 14, 2011

  • Terrible Tattoo Thursday

    Well I haven’t done one of these in a while so here are some questionable #tattoos and some of these are #NSFW

    Maybe this one isn’t so bad as it is questionable.  Who am I kidding?  I’d love a Shatner tattoo, especially one of him when he performed “Rocket Man” because I’m a hipster like that.

    I wonder if the tattoo artist is to blame or if they were just complying with the customer’s wishes.  I wonder if anyone is working on a tattoo spell-checker. 

    I think people should seriously use spell check or grammar check before they get a tattoo.  Is the tattoo artist to blame?  No, the artist simply follows instructions…sort of like a Nazi.

    His brain is full of shit.

    Hey, that one Xangan would be upset because it looks like you’re trying to chop your Cox.  I liked that manager but I don’t think I’d get his drunken image tattooed on my body.

    Novel idea but not properly executed.  I guess I shouldn’t criticize this tattoo because James Harrison may call me a fag.  You know they make those Terrible Towels for the Pittsburgh Steelers in a town in Wisconsin?  Yeah, us Packer fans don’t need to wave hankies around, we just wear cheese on our heads.

    Well, that’s debatable.

    I wonder how she’ll explain that to her children.

    You know I’ve always wondered about those character tattoos.  I’ve always had a feeling that they say things like that.

    HAHAHAHAHA!  I guess there are tattoo fails in English as well.

    Well that’s swell.  I just hope it isn’t blue and yellow.

    Looks like @Rob_of_the_Sky got himself a tattoo or maybe he should get this tattoo to have have Weird Al follow him on Twitter.

    Truth in advertising.

    Hey, I caught her at the right angle.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA  How cool is it to see a tattoo of the Pythagorean Theorem?  Well it is for nerds like me.  Actually I hated geometry and only passed because I was in football. Strangely I also did poorly in Algebra I but I aced Algebra II.  FREAKY!  Geometry class was a blast because I got to sit next to the hottest girl in my class all year.  Thank you God and thank you faulty brain.

    Mathlete+(nattylitex30)-(inhibitions)= this tattoo.  I was trying to solve for a but I no longer do algebra. 

    Give peace a chance or at least a flaming dagger stabbed through it.

    Proof positive that crappy tattoos work against you. 

    I have nothing witty to say here.

Comments (36)

  • LOL, I would actually get those 2 equations :) lol they just make sense!! And I loved geometry.
    These were very very funny!!! 

  • My buddy in high school got pi tattooed on his back. Not the symbol, but the first 144 decimals.

  • Something about grammatically incorrect tattoos… I mean, it’s permanent, but at the same time it’s chockful of lolz.

  • Why on earth would you tattoo a clitoris and labia on your back?  Like Uterus and ovaries… not as graphic, they’re inside of us, whatever.  BUT A VAGINA?  Very disgusting.  Same with the penis.  I hope she never wears a bikini.

  • LOL math tattoo.. haha

  • Whoa, you did find some hideous tats!  I don’t see one on the top photo though, am I just going blind today?

  • Oh man some people do not care what they mark their body up with.

  • Those math tats are actually kinda cool…the rest, just ghastly.

  • Wow. and ha ha ha

  • Proof positive, it is best not to get a tattoo, when you are drunk…. but then again… why would anyone want a tattoo, unless they were drunk…

  • I love how the police took a picture just because of the tattoo. I’d probably do the same, though…oops.

  • yowza! what were they thinking!  you found some good ones!
    i saw a teen in a store with a tat on his forehead. i wanted to ask him, “dude! why?” but in a rare move, i kept quiet. wonder how it will affect him getting jobs later on? oh well.
    HUGS!

  • Heh, actually someone following me on Twitter a while back sent me a link to a tattoo that was of Weird Al back when he had the fro.  I thought about getting that one until the girlfriend was like that would be a poor life decision.  Oh well.  Seeing all of those math tattoos makes me want to one-up em by getting a calculus tattoo.

  • i love the pythagorean theorem <3but i think pi is my favorite =]
    also, i hate grammatically incorrect tattoos. the idea terrifies me, i could never get a quote tattooed on me because of it.

  • haha, people can be such idiots. xD

  • These are some doozies! Lol

  • The mad hatter skull tattoo may have actually been the worse given the woman didn’t really care that she had some serious “back-ne” going on. I would definitely get that cleared up before showing off my heinous tattoo. 

  • Haha, this was great! I saw a bad tattoo the other day… It was the New England Patriots logo… it looked AWFUL. Then he asked us what we were laughing at and hung his head in shame. He must get that a lot.

    Oh, and the Terrible Towel… really is Terrible. Really… are we supposed to tremble in fear because you’re waving a glorified snot rag in the air that just so happens to be yellow… the color of fear? I think not. At least all those Pittsburgh fans have something to cry into when the Steelers lose.

  • I think I would rather get something nice like “Law abiding citizen”

  • Well, shit. I don’t feel so bad about mine now!

  • “Picnic table” hahaha! Reminds me of a guy I once knew showing off his “name” tattooed in kanji on his hip, until an asian pointed out that is was actually a post-mark!

  • hummmm
    tragedy
    haha

  • FTP

    Just sayin’…

    Yeah, I feel better about a couple of my tattoos now.

  • funny peoples!!!

  • Thankfully, people who think a skanky tat is cool seldom mature enough to regret them.  Now, the guy who wants to stick it to the cops, may have a few regrets.

  • @pinktiger335 - glad you enjoyed, I think the reason why I had a love hate relationship with geometry was because I hated the teacher and loved sitting next to a certain classmate who attended the same college as I did and taught at the same school as I did.  Anyway this guy was a perv and he passed me because I played football.  I had no clue what was going on but I got passing grades on everything.

    @GodlessLiberal - I think I’d rather put a drill through my temple than get that tattoo

    @NVPhotography - just wait, someone will invent something in the future that will spellcheck tattoos and will change them.

    @haloed - maybe advertising genitals on your skin is a way of advertising but then they should also list their prices.

    @fabolousclown - if I got anything math related tattooed on me it would be formulas so I could remember them easier when it came to tests

    @Diva_Jyoti_3 - well it is a portrait tattoo of William Shatner.  It’s high quality artwork but I put it up there because it’s a portrait of William Shatner…why?

    @Tymedancer_is_Grannyinboxers - I bet in 20 or 30 years they’ll have regrets

    @firetyger - yeah I guess the math ones I’d put on my wrist so I could use them for test taking

    @jamekablue - yeah that is pretty much my reaction

    @Aloysius_son - I think a good deal of tattoos are done while on foreign substances.  I student taught in a town where there was a bar called The Thirsty Rhino and on the top floor of the bar there was a tattoo parlor.  There was always someone getting work done.

    @ArmyWife4Life2007 - a lot of police take photos of tattoos because of the gang aspects.

    @AdamsWomanFell - I think people just expect to get hired despite being all tattooed up.  I know that is an unpopular opinion but it’s the truth.  I think the creepiest tattoos I’ve seen are the ones of people getting the whites of their eyes tattooed.

    @Rob_of_the_Sky - well girlfriends are a good thing because I can imagine regretting a Weird Al tattoo in 20 years.

    @RealistFantasies - if I ever got a tattoo with words, I would run it through a spell check before I did and then I would give it to as many people as possible to have them make sure it was spelled correctly.

    @StrawberrySunrises - yes they can

    @livexlovexlaughter - I can’t imagine people doing some of that to their body

    @heidiclare - I’ve often wondered about acne around tattoos.  I had a reaction years ago when I put some ink on my skin so I found out I was allergic.  I wonder how many people get tattoos without knowing they are allergic and that is why they break out.

    @BlindSight22 - years ago I posted a Patriots tattoo of the old school logo with the minuteman snapping the ball.  Oh I have to dig that one up because it was hideous. 
    I never really understood the Terrible Towels or the Homer Hankies.  I always thought people looked like idiots doing that.

    @filthyminds - because tattoos are AWESOME

    @SasGal - hahaha…and then police would never suspect you for any crimes because the moment they have questions they would see that you are a law abiding citizen

    @Shining_Garnet - that is an understatement

    @vixen_with_a_cause - well I am glad I could help…:)

    @FrenzElectric - oh that is bad.  We get a lot of foreign workers in my town and I’ve heard that if they get tattoos with English words the tattoo artists deliberately misspell or or use different words but I’ve never seen it.

    @Zissu25 - exactly…I’ve thought about studying laser removal because I would be willing to bet and invest money that in 20 to 30 years that will be a major business.

    @forealthough - I’m not much of a fan either but I’d never tattoo that and give them an excuse to beat me.

  • @UR_MUSE - “funny” may be the wrong word used here…maybe “daft”

    @judyrutrider - I can imagine in 20 to 30 years, tattoo removal is going to be a lucrative business.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - That’s not what I meant, I meant take a picture with the person because of the tattoo directed at police officers, haha.

  • @ArmyWife4Life2007 - this heat…sorry…yeah that is a better reason

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - LOL, it’s only like 60 here, so I’m envy your heat.

  • @ArmyWife4Life2007 - I’d rather have that weather.  It’s miserable here but maybe that’s because I don’t have air conditioning in my house or car and there are heat warnings out here because it’s supposed to feel like it’s 115.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - I about died in 94 degree weather in Italy, because it’s been 3 years since I’ve been in anywhere near that warm, but I’d love the sun and heat, especially if there’s a pool. No, it’s not because there are half naked people everywhere ;)

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - haha I think you’re right about that

  • Hey, I actually liked the math ones. I’m that nerdy. Can’t say I like the other ones. Lol

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