August 7, 2011
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Clever Title Relating to Recent Xanga Drama
*Insert joke about misleading title and inform readers that it is Caturday*
*Look at cats*
*Apologize for dickery, appeals for comments, and recommendations but not to the point that I plead that Xanga is the only source of income I have and need your comments and recs to feed my children...that shit has been overdone*




















Comments (31)
Pfft... my parody was better
Witty, tangentially related remark.
@Garistotle - BAH SCREAM RANT HATE INSULTS DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA!
@carolinavenger - misread comment feel upset reply DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA!
Who care about cats - where's all the dogs?!
*insert username for no raisin*
@godfatherofgreenbay - HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT DRAMA!?
@Rob_of_the_Sky - what about for a grape?
@Godfather--
LOVE Caturday posts. Happy Matturday!
This is recent Xanga drama. Those are some dramatic cats right there, and they are on Xanga. Meow
Why you no rant more? Why you haves no dramas?
there's more drama on Xanga?
The hiding cat is my favorite!!!!! Hey kitty kittyyyyyy!!!
Has there been xanga drama?
warped re-lyricizing: Nights On Broadway - The Bee Gees....to a post on restylizing Caturday.... it might match the tune....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33ykYFxzp58&feature=related
Fields of Catnip
here we are in houses or apartments
slinking 'bout the dark with those eyes glowing and bright
I know I should gobble on you
and its always a grand time
and no hangovers so blue
just another nibble for the old crimes?
eating my way through the fields of catnip
living it up just fine
higher than any cloud nine
Eating my way through the fields of catnip
chompin'' right on down
cat-in-the-sky passed out on the ground
did I dance disgrace
faux pas atop yet more faux pas
tripped ev'ry time
I love what's between us
my raison d'etre
can't romp without ya
just a lil smidge' - a lil cut?
I really need the stuff
eating my way through the fields of catnip
living it up just fine
higher than any cloud nine
Eating my way through the fields of catnip
chompin'' right on down
cat-in-the-sky passed out on the ground
Cat's don't WAIT?
not one minute, moment or second
Cats don't WAIT?
hurry or it's kitty crimes in your shoes time
you'll cuss me when you find my prize
and you squish your toesies side to side
you best get a move on
Buddy, my face doesn't lie.
eating my way through the fields of catnip
living it up just fine
higher than any cloud nine
Eating my way through the fields of catnip
chompin'' right on down
cat-in-the-sky passed out on the ground
Outrageous!
Shuttle Cat LOL
You know, they'll find you eventually.
Hangover cat rehydrates. HAHAHAHA
Have you ever been so high you became a cat? LOLZ!
Yay cats!
Xanga means never having to say you're sorry.
*shimmy shimmy Caturday dance!*
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;P
I love the cat with the bottle of wine. That was basically every Friday and Saturday night for me this past school year - a whole 1.5L bottle of wine in one night (or two if I was low on money). But I didn't bother with a glass or cup - straight out of the bottle.
They say that wine is good for you.............
@bmojsilo - Hahahaha yeah, I want to see dogs too!
Keep it down! I'm on the phone.... <3
Witty comment about brilliance of caturday. Relieved comment about lack of drama. Smiley face emoticon.
Man, I love cats.
Catterday, the only place I can go to look at dozens of pictures of pussy and not have my wife slap me upside the head!
Comment on why these cats do not, in fact, prove the existence of God, therefore rendering your entire post as theo-cat-ic rubbish.
i love cats and the second pic was ultimate!!!!
@bmojsilo - you best not be causing any drama here...DRAMA!
@Rob_of_the_Sky - *reply that prunes are much better for you than raisins*
@Garistotle - I LOVE IT! I MAY JUST WRITE A HATE POST NOW!
@opticalnoise - Turns out Matturday is actually celebrated by Dr. Who fans because one of the doctors is named Matt...sigh
@vixen_with_a_cause - I find it interesting that one of the recent bits of drama was carried out by someone with a feline name and people said she had a cat fight...I don't know how to phrase that properly...I'm tired...I'll send it to the laboratory and see what they have for me.
@adventofreason - I love that guy. I try to remain out of the drama because I have enough of it in my life. You may enjoy this.
@hesacontradiction - does the day you are reading this end in the letter "y"? Then, yes, there is drama on Xanga.
@musterion99 - does the day you are reading this end in the letter "y"? Then, yes, there is drama on Xanga.
@boilingicicle - That's like my cats these days. I have fans out and they are afraid of fans so they hide under beds and chairs.
@starmanjones - damn it, that's awesome...you need to write some more parodies.
@Rainboxx - those were some of my favorites.
@Shining_Garnet - they are so much fun except when they stare at your jackalope for all hours of the night
@girlForgetful - that's right, dance and celebrate Caturday
@Hinase - It is a great day
@Cestovatelka - We had Boone's Farm nights where we would buy a few bottles each person and we'd leave them in the paper bags and put them in the fridge so you just picked whichever. I also was known to consume fine wines such as Wild Irish Rose, Thunderbird, and Night Train.
@ohveryoung - I love that one
@leaflesstree - I think the only drama I create around here is mocking people who instigate drama...DRAMA!
@beautifullymindedx - My cats are staring at my right now...I'm somewhat afraid.
@Aloysius_son - LOL...and I hope your wife encourages it.
@thesoftlights@blackhk - reply that the burden of evidence is on you and that Caturday is simply a matter of faith
@a_lost_friend - I wish my cats wore sunglasses.
Dude, me too. I have to admit that I have a thing for memes. Hey, I don't know if you have ever mentioned it here before or not, so pardon me if it's something you know and have talked about before, but, have you ever gone to http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/
I think it's the drawings that make it even more funny.
@adventofreason - thanks for sharing that. I will have to give it an in-depth read later today. One of my favorite sites for all things meme is the internet meme database. And on there I love troll quotes and Tony Kornheiser.
lol at the sunglasses kitty, very coool.
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