August 15, 2011
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50 Great Traits in a Woman
@diva_jyoti_3 recently wrote a post entitled 50 Great Traits in a Guy, and it got me thinking. What are great traits in a woman? This list took me all afternoon to compile and I still feel like I've left some things out.
1. Boobs
2. Boobs
3. Boobs
4. Boobs
5. Boobs
6. Boobs
7. Boobs
8. Boobs
9. Boobs
10. Boobs
11. Boobs
12. Boobs
13. Boobs
14. Boobs
15. Boobs
16. Boobs
17. Boobs
18. Boobs
19. Boobs
20. Boobs
21. Boobs
22. Boobs
23. Boobs
24. Boobs
25. BoobsIf you are a woman and you appreciate this post, why don't you send me photos of your boobs. You can email them to me at thetheologianscafe at yahoo dot com. I also have a feeling that some of you hate this list and if you do send hate mail to the same email address.
Es war deutscher Abstammung Tage bei Miller Park als Bierbrauer spielten die Piraten. Dies sind die Uniformen, die sie heute verwendet werden. Ich möchte die Bierbrauer Trikot zu kaufen. Deutschland und Milwaukee über alles!
Gute Nacht, Xanga.
Comments (68)
MORE BOOBS.
i take it you're a boob man
I'm sure you can think of other things.
@bonmots - I'm more a "any girl who gives me the time of day" kind of guy
You want a woman with 25 boobs?
lol ...good luck...
@bloggicus_maximus - I was thinking of posting some but Xanga's photo uploader is working like crap for me and for some reason the photos I found were all of Casey Anthony.
@godfatherofgreenbay - You could've found some Heidi Montag if you searched long enough!
@LadyMira - it was a rough day
@randaness - 25 reasons times 2? But now that you mention it...
@pinktiger335 - thanks, I really wonder why I'm single
@godfatherofgreenbay - You also didn't specify 2 boobs on each bullet point. For all I know, 50 reasons could equal 234 boobs.
What about tits, melons, and breasts?
@godfatherofgreenbay - hahaha... me too!! I wonder if I don't send enough pictures or I send too many... hmmm
@randaness - MORE BOOBS FOR THE BOOB GOD.
Wait...I have boobs! I must be the perfect woman!
( o Y o )
lol. boobs are great.
@randaness - yeah I really need to specify
@Rob_of_the_Sky - or angel cakes or pointer sisters or humdingers or hooters or things that feel like bags of sand
@pinktiger335 - you can never send too many
@ZombieMom_Speaks - why yes this is great tribute for the godfather
@TheSecretLifeOfPandas - I don't know why all I could think of this afternoon was boobs
lol. oh yeah? all afternoon?
@TheSecretLifeOfPandas - yeah and even all night, maybe I'm a boob but they were all I could think about
I won't admit it took me a minute to figure out why 25 listings made 50. Duh lol.
LOL. There are still 25 more traits. Maybe something non-boobs would make #50? lol.
Bahahahaha. May God bless the Germans.
@EmilyMyself - I thought I was going to be clever on that one.
@Cestovatelka - 25 X 2? Yeah I sort got distracted from the rest if I went with more. While I am driving today I will have to think up some more.
You forgot one of the most important things: young boobs. Or you like the flanky (this would better be a word) )ones that feel like algae when you touch them?
Aye yi yi, I don't need to e-mail them, you've seen them all ready, I believe.
I have a boob fetish.
a face, perhaps?
Is this Dan's secret Xanga?
You know, I admire a guy who knows what he wants. You should now have no trouble finding the perfect woman.
I don't speak German in the slightest (except auf weidersen, learned from Project Runway), but I'm listening to that last song and it's actually pretty neat.
@windoftheforest - no I like the ones that feel like bags of sand
@GodlessLiberal - I have a naked lady fetish
@BenelliMan - I may need to revise the list
@ArmyWife4Life2007 - hehehe...that's right...boobs
@nattata - ummm...maybe
@leaflesstree - that last song is a German drinking song, well it's sort of jazzed up. I sang that when I was in high school for this Oktoberfest in the town where I attended school.
haha welll.. if they are the size of that 1 girl who was on 1000 ways to die.. then i'm running far far away... those boobies could knock me out easily ,lol
Boobs are good...fun...add joy to life!
Everyone should have a pair! 
One time I posted a pair of boobs...it was a pic of Beavis and Butthead. Teehee!
I have ancestors that would be disappointed in me that I can't read all of your last paragraph. So let's not tell them.
You're a hoot, Matt!
HUGS!
@EmilyMyself - now that explains something
lol.. Thanks for confirming my suspicion (about men)..
You have eclectic taste, sir.
LOLOL. Good one.
Oh I do SO perfer the boob men! Those are certainly my asset when it comes to the types of body parts the men are into.
I LUFF BOOBS.
hey Matt, quit timestamping your posts. And what ever happened to you on Facebook?
haha. am i the only one who noticed the German? one of my favs is Bei Uns in Tirol (although Tirol is in Austria).
haha
@CPKviperphoenix - I remember the guy who sued a strip club because he claims the dancer gave him whiplash when she put his face between her breasts...what a pussy! That is pain I can live with.
@AdamsWomanFell - I was thinking of buying implants, not for my body but so I could have the silicon bags to play with whenever the need arose.
@awoolham - well we aren't that predictable so yeah
@girlForgetful - why thank you, I consider myself a renaissance man
@your_paper_heart - glad you liked
@Diva_Jyoti_3 - I've been fascinated since I was quite young. I remember being about 3 or 4 and finding one of my dad's Penthouse magazines and walking out to show my mom, "Mommy, look at her boobies."
@Rainboxx - they are so much fun...oh baby
@raiderjester - sorry for timestamping, I've turned into a rotten timestamping bastard as of late but then I usually only timestamp a post for a 20 hour period after I originally posted it.
I found you through a certain hockey loving Canadian. I would have added you sooner but I thought you still hated me for my misinformation on the Columbus Blue Jackets. Never again will I listen to Tim Colinshaw or Woody Paige.
@TheSutraDude - The German person didn't even notice the German. A few weeks ago the big trend on Xanga was singing in vlogs. I was going to sing the German lyrics of "Edelweiss" from The Sound of Music but I never got around to it because these damn allergies have kept a brother down.
@Ghost_Whisper48 - glad you liked!
@godfatherofgreenbay - too bad you couldn't sing it. oh the ironies of life, not being able to sing Edelweiss because of allergies.
@godfatherofgreenbay - LOL AWWWWWWWWWWW! such a cute little toddler, weren't ya?
I'm sure your inbox is full.
@Kathy - yes, full of cobwebs.
@EmilyMyself - Well.. no shit.
boobs are good...
@Zissu25 - hell yeah
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