August 18, 2011
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Once Again
I have nothing so take these photos as a humble offering for funniness. I could do a links or tattoo post but clearly it’s not Thursday. God, I am so anal about that. I love to live on schedules but I hate living by time which is why I no longer wear a watch. It’s so freeing.
You know women the world over would rejoice if they made a beer flavored one.
I never quite understood why girls always take cameras to the bar. Well this is why. Ladies, take your cameras to the bar.
I think the pizza delivery guy was flirting with her.
So are the people buying them using them as singing toothbrushes or singing vibrators? I heard a girl talking about how a group of girls came in and bought a bunch of them and they were proudly planning on using them as vibrators. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH KIDS?
Next time I have to chaperon a dance, I’m plastering this all over the place.
So what exactly is the deal here?
I also bet he’s not out there looking for the real killer.
You know that would boost church attendance, not out of faith but out of fear.
We start them young in Wisconsin.
I always hated when I had to do that in The Oregon Trail. I figured when I got to the end of disc 1 that was far enough and my family settled down at a fort.
No can you understand why I hate my big feet? I haven’t seen a naked girl in years.
Notice it wasn’t marked wrong.
Just another reason why I’m not allowed to have children.
Sometimes I wish I had antlers so I could itch those hard to reach spots.
Question for the foot fetishists, would you massage those feet? Would you suck those toes?
I think I found the perfect sweater for Christmas services at my church.
Well if you insist.I hope everyone loves this post or gets some form of amusement because it took forever with these photo problems.
Comments (32)
LOL it did amuse me a lot he he
That foot guy . . . ooooh la la
I want that sweater SO BAD.
You don’t even know.
You WON’T GET IN MY PANTS IF YOU DON’T LOVE JESUS!
Actually… that kind of reminds me of that guy in Silence of The Lambs, the one who put his mom’s head in the collection plate because he was offering the best thing he had?
yep I love how you end with the in door
HA! I’d love to see someone wear that sweater to church!
And the barfing girl! Ack! 
Do love that pizza!
Egads, those feet!
Thanks for the laughs, Matt!
HUGS!
PS…I got GREAT amusement from this post! Thanks for your hard work!
Lolz. I enjoyed this. Taking a quick break from the Holocaust at work. Hahaha.
The fact that a Justin Bieber singing toothbrush exists makes me cringe. I worry for humanity.
Well it’s something. And funny (with disturbing undertones) to boot!
That tooth brush is just flat….wrong
NUNCHUCKS! ahahahahaha Life at the church would be dangerous, people all confused ..pray to Chuck or pray to God? Wait, no, I’m wrong, Chuck is God!
My parents took me in to get my pictures taken professionally on my first birthday where they posed me with bottles of Old Style.
They had awful taste in beer, even in 1983.
That sign about appropriate dancing – I love it. I wish I had it at my college. … Yes, I can be a bit of a prude.
The pictures of the babies with alcohol – I have a photo of my father holding a can of Victoria Bitter beer to my mouth
Slovaks raise their children well.
haha
Effect: he is a big nerd
:: laughing hysterically ::
Good ones. Your efforts are appreciated.
Hahaha, that last one!
rofl-copter!
What? No grab your ankles dance?
Fuck that, I’ll have sex in public somewhere else, then. >:C
LOL!
Cause/Effect FTMFW!
Lmao I love the baby fight club one..and the penis pizza.
LMAO
I still your post idea but yout pics are funnier
I shouldn’t be laughing at Please insert disc 2, but that’s exactly what it looks like XD
haha. i likes lotsa them.
That tshirt and the feet before it make me want to become an Athiest!
@a_lost_friend - glad you were amused.
@adventofreason - which foot guy? I’m assuming it’s the homeless guy because let’s face it, those feet are spectacular.
@opticalnoise - I think that would have been a hit at my college because there were so many girls who were only there to get their MRS degree.
@starmanjones - glad someone got that.
@AdamsWomanFell - glad you enjoyed. I hope I gave you ideas for your next pizza order.
@Rainboxx - wow, work is that bad?
@carolinavenger - the fact that people BUY the Justin Bieber singing toothbrush and that there was a demand for it makes me hurl
@mtears - I love it when people pick up my disturbing undertones.
@windoftheforest - maybe Chuck would just want people to pray be it to God or him. Could you imagine if Nun-Chuck taught in a Catholic school…I’d hate to do something wrong in that classroom.
@RestlessButterfly - thank you, glad you enjoyed
@AmanduhPie - hahaha…Old Pile. My first ever beer was an Old Style. My grandfather was babysitting me and he called me into the kitchen and said he had a new kind of pop for me to try. He handed me the can and I drank. I said it was good but then I was 3 years old. I asked what kind it was and he said Old Style. Boy it sure is good grandpa. Make sure you finish it. So I finish it and I’m slurring everything and then my mom picks me up and I fall down the stairs. I was so drunk on one beer…such a lightweight.
@Cestovatelka - I remember I had to DJ a dorm party and I was playing all sorts of dance music. It was rather amusing. I played a Shaggy song and one of the tutors/pastors gave me grief for playing such a sinful song. After he left people started dancing but not really close. They had to leave room for the Holy Spirit. About beer…see my reply above yours.
@maniacsicko - Glad you enjoyed
@ZombieMom_Speaks - I wish I had thought of that when I did those type of worksheets in school.
@girlForgetful - thank you, glad you think so
@ArmyWife4Life2007 - I love perfectly timed photos like that
@BenelliMan - glad you enjoyed
@SasGal - well I don’t mind dancing like that in home, I guess I have problems with dancing like that because my high school didn’t have dances until my sophomore year. Do you know why Lutherans don’t have sex standing up? Because it could lead to dancing.
@In_Reason_I_Trust - glad you enjoyed
@ZepBlueEyedGirl - If I had that kid in class that paper would have been an automatic A
@Hinase - the next time you order a pizza, order it online and in the special request section ask them to make it penis shaped or to put all the ingredients on in the shape of a penis.
@passions_trapped - I was wondering if you borrowed a few of those pics from me. I think I posted the majority of those. Of course when I do a google search of crappy tattoos or terrible tattoos many images come to my site.
@emily_shannon - I laughed so hard when I saw that because I was recently playing an online version of the oregon trail and to keep the nostalgia intact there is a point in the game where it tells you to insert disc 2.
@TheSutraDude - glad you enjoyed.
@NightlyDreams - hahaha…so I take it you wouldn’t like to see that in your church
same here I didn’t borrow the pics that I know of
no other than! I mean, I still have that image running through my mind. Titillated isn’t even the right word. Nauseated more like, but in a sexy kind of pukey way.
@godfatherofgreenbay - I went to college hoping to graduate with an MRS but it turns out that either the laws have to change or my brain has to change before I can get married, so I graduated near the top of my class instead. Oh well.
the last one is precious.
that does it, we’re having pizza tonight
@godfatherofgreenbay - Me too!
@godfatherofgreenbay - i wouldn’t want to see it in my bed either.