August 18, 2011
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Terrible Tattoo Thursday
It’s Thursday, time for more awful tattoos.
I also hear stupidity is permanent.
I know what his first bad decision was.
Best 6 pack ever!
MY EYES! I wonder if he had that removed when he was removed from her life.
Yeah that’s a great tattoo that will stand the test of time. I almost forgot they even had a reality show.
Gumby died for your toys’ transgressions.
Do they play connect the dots at a Holy Ghost party?
Interesting because usually when I watch golf on TV I am bored to death.
He can’t help it that Pittsburgh has a silent “h”.
You know that’s true. The spelling of certain words may change overnight.
Oh how romantic! They got their partner’s name tattooed on their face after they were wed. It’s probably cheaper than wedding rings but it’s more idiotic.
If you want me to show you my cock rocket, lady, you may have to trim the hedges.
They call the Kentucky Derby the “Run for the Roses”. Clearly this guy isn’t a stud and if there was a race with him as the prize it would be called The Run from the Roses because people would be trying to get away.
So is he still relevant?
I hold that tattoo in contempt of life.
Since when does pizza come in a can?
More like guilty of being crap.
This one is about as fake as Paris Hilton and just as nasty.
Hey, that’s and awesome butterfly tattoo….wait a second! I bet her parents are proud.
He was devastated when he learned that he didn’t get hired to be a new member of the Rockettes.Have a great day
Comments (65)
Wow some of these tattoos….
Where do you find this stuff Matt,seriously? It’s pretty amazing and hilarious. I nearly tripped my eyes over the penis butterfly but I thought the legs and hairy armpit was actually pretty interesting and ingenious.
I want pizza in a can!
On second thought, no I don’t. It’s probably all mushy.
@methodElevated - My thoughts exactly.
There should be a cooling off period between choosing a stupid tattoo and actually getting said stupid tattoo to think about how stupid it is.
The couple who got their SO’s name on their faces, at first glance look like they were punched and had nasty bruises lol.
And the “butterfly” tramp stamp is so … oy. For some reason I thought a guy would have gotten that done.
OMG – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
The Antoine Dodson tat was awesome. The rest…not so much. I think the last one made me barf a little.
Some of these remind me of the tattoo’d lady I work with. She doesn’t have good taste in tattoos.
I think Roseanne was trying to brand Arnold.
I knew I would regret letting you take that picture of me . . . you know, the one with the tattoo. No, the tasteless one. Yeah, that one. You promised that what happened in Menomonie, stayed in Menomonie. Cad.
the judy
These tattoos you find… never cease to amaze me. *shakes head*
I read these posts and I’m like “who the fu-”
And then I keep reading (well…looking at pictures)
And I stop asking who, and start asking what.
What. The. Fu–.
lmao…omg some of them were soo bad
I guess if you gotta have a tramp stamp, make it real trampy. I need a six pack tattoo.
@Hinase - a few of these are from old posts I did about 3 or 4 years ago when I had only a few people reading, mostly my friends who don’t have xanga. But if you do google searches for terrible tattoos or bad tattoos you’d be amazed at what you’d find.
@methodElevated - I once found a cheeseburger in a can and it was pretty awfuly
@girlForgetful - or at least having 3 neutral observers voice their opinions.
Some of those were really funny!
@Cestovatelka - hmmm that reminds me of a tattoo I once posted of someone who got bruises and cuts tattooed on their face so it would look like they had just been in a fight.
If only I wasn’t allergic. My friend who is a teacher took his students to our Kalahari and when they saw his Jesus fish tattoo they all went nuts. I wonder what they would think if I had that butterfly tattoo.
Hah, okay, I liked the six pack one. I think that cements my standing as a redneck.
@ZombieMom_Speaks - glad you were sickened too much, I think I actually found that Antoine Dodson tattoo on his facebook.
@NightlyDreams - I think Roseanne stared at his chest and her face sort of burned it’s image into his chest.
@adventofreason - Hey, I told you what would happen when you served my K-Mart brand brandy.
@dmcx2010 - yeah that one is crazy
I can’t believe somebody would crucify Gumby! That is just wrong! I mean, what did Gumby ever do to anybody. Ok maybe that time he foiled the blockheads plans to steal his musical talent, but they had it coming!
@godfatherofgreenbay - Oh boy. I’m afraid. Lol
But it was a blue light special for Pete’s sake. Who ignores a blue light special? I am not a machine. Prick my finger, do I not scream and tell you to knock that shit off?
@godfatherofgreenbay - haha probably so
These are pure gold.
@jmeLove_x - the scary thing is that there are actual living human beings roaming the earth with these tattoos.
@opticalnoise - some of these are on young people. I wonder what they will look like in 30 to 40 years.
@macphoto - I know, it’s so scary that people actually got these.
@Joobie82 - I think I’d just settle for a keg on my beer belly
@boricua_chic_2008 - I would love to meet some of these people and ask what they were thinking
@Grtt - I would probably have to get a keg to match my beer belly
@Aloysius_son - I think they said let his green rubber-like material be on us and our blockheads.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Me too lol.
bwa ha ha ha ha
As inappropriate as the “butterfly” tattoo is, you have to admit that it’s super creative.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Ha ha, beats a six pack any day
I for sure thought the Pittsburgh tattoo said Pillsbury before I read your description. lol
These are hilarious! They are such idiots! Hahahahaha
Had to stop by for my weekly dose of terrible tats!
Poor Gumby! Wonder how Pokey is doing.
That be quite a butterfly!
HUGS!
ewww those face ones look like cancerous growths~!
I thought of you and your terrible tattoo Thursday yesterday when I stood in line at the store. The cashier had a tattoo of a compass rose on her wrist.
That butterfly tattoo got me for a second. I’m like ‘why would someone get a big moth?’ Hahaha, leave it to me!
I’ve never met an adult with tattoos who did not regret having them. Well, I have but they were moronic tossers in and out of the slammer or worn out old sluts who’d do anything in a car park for a cigarette butt.
I believe that tattoo says Pillsburg, not pittsburg… but still, what the fuck is pillsburg?
@Aloysius_son - LOL!
Wow lol
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - glad you enjoyed
@Blackspidertat - glad you enjoyed
@LaughOutLoudLauren - oh yeah I will admit that it’s creative but I don’t know where she would be able to show that off
@BranmacFeabhail - You know I looked at it closely and the “t”s do look like “l”s but it is a Pittsburgh tattoo because of the steel logo.
@livexlovexlaughter - glad you enjoyed
@AdamsWomanFell - Pokey is now a fancy orange glue stick
@storyslut - I cannot fathom someone’s thought process when deciding on a face tattoo
@sleekpeek - did you ask which way she was going?
@ArmyWife4Life2007 - hahaha…I’ll admit the first time I saw it I thought “oh that’s actually a decent butterfly so why is it in a collection of bad tattoo pics…oh now I see.”
@Sir_Sparrow - I’ve never met someone who has regretted a tattoo or maybe they just don’t want to admit to it.
@belleorecluses - I looked at it closely and I know it’s supposed to say Pittsburgh because of the symbol next to the P is a symbol of the steel companies and also the football team but it does look like Pillsburg which makes it even worse.
@Shining_Garnet - yeah there are some different people out there
good question. iirc, N was aimed directly up her arm. S, to the fingertips. I guess I have to go back and look a little more closely; maybe ask some questions.
I’ll get a picture for you. Set you two up? 
I’m such a meddler.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Hah yeah that is true.
horrid tattoos are my guilty pleasure. They give me a sick, giddy feeling in my gut.
@blonde_apocalypse - I love them mostly because I can’t get tattoos because of horrible skin allergies. I should have a new post up sometime this afternoon.