August 19, 2011
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Lukewarm Links 8/18/11
Well here I am with another links post. I hope you click on the links and enjoy. Have you ever noticed that “clicks” is dangerously close to looking like “dicks”? Raise your hand if you haven’t seen my dick.
1. You know what I can’t stand about Facebook? It’s the couples who don’t shut up about how great their relationship is and how wonderful you are no you are no you are no you are. It makes me sick and want to scream SHUT THE FUCK UP! Well if you’ve ever felt like that I’ve got a tumblr for you. It’s called STFU, Couples. It’s a collection of those tender sickening couple moments.
2. You know what I can’t stand about Facebook? It’s the parents who don’t shut about how great their children are and how they learned how to tie their shoes and wipe their own asses and put on their own bookbag. It makes me sick and want to scream SHUT THE FUCK UP! We if you’ve ever felt like that I’ve got the website for you. It’s called STFU, Parents. It’s a collection of those precious sickening parental moments.
3. OK so I just got done mocking parents showing love for their children on Facebook and here I’m posting a site called Lunch Bag Art. A guy has taken to drawing on his child’s lunch bag. I think that would’ve been better than my old G.I. Joe lunch boxes.
4. Even though I’m not married I enjoy watching the show, The Marriage Ref. I think I like watching it because it proves to me that maybe marriage isn’t all it’s cracked up to be and I should be happy being single but that doesn’t work and by the end of the show I end up sliding into a depression, a depression that only porn can cure. I also like watching it because they usually have a funny cast although this past week I found two of the people on the cast to be incorrigible. Anyway there was a couple on this past week’s show and the husband operated a LARP group called Mystic Realms. Sure enough that’s the website. It’s supposed to be serious but I laughed my ass off. I can’t take it seriously because he is supposedly a lawyer and his wife is a school teacher and he misspells the word “weird”.
5. Here’s a fun game. It’s called the Face Recognition Test. Go to the Famous Face test and see how you do.
6. I once had someone comment that they would have liked to have been a student in my classroom. I thought that was awesome. Anyway here’s a list of the fictional teachers that the author would have liked to have studied under.
7. In case you don’t follow it Comic-Con was this summer. A lot of people dress up for the event. Some go to painstaking measures to look like their favorite characters and then some don’t. This is a collection of people in the don’t category.
8. The Huffington Post did a cool visual representation of the best comedians from each state in America. I can’t say I disagree with the states where I’ve lived.
9. Here’s a fun new internet photo taking fad that looks better than planking. It’s called Leisure Diving. I want to start a challenge of you people doing your best leisure dive but I won’t.
10. This site obviously makes the claim that you can only be saved by Christ if you don’t have epilepsy. Notice, if you have epilepsy don’t click on that link. OK so maybe it doesn’t make that outlandish claim but I can only stand viewing it for a few seconds at a time. Way to win people for Christ!
11. Here’s a novel food idea, push-up cakes.
12. Want to waste some time, check out 99 Rooms.
Evolutionist, you’ve been told. Creation 1, Evolution 0.
I’m getting psyched for The Office’s new season.
I hope his wife never found out.
I hope his wife never found out or maybe they were there watching mommy perform.
This was taken from Facebook. I have no comment.
And while I’m on a bad parenting trend…
This guy agrees.
Would I be a hipster if I said the same thing and by playing Farmville I meant working in my garden?
Suddenly I feel like playing Twister.
Don’t you just hate it when people don’t want you playing Twister in public?
…if you don’t think the Brewers will win the World Series or at least the NL pennant.
The Brewers are #1.
Comments (24)
I am currently patting myself on the back for already being subscribed to one of the links.
That means I’m about a tenth (okay, a hundredth) as cool as you are.
hahahaha. the cop looked like he wanted to join in.
I would try out larp, given the chance
Tina Fey is from Pennsylvania? Awwwww yeahhhh. At least we’ve managed to produce one good thing in the past 50 years.
You’re too amusing to be a German. Just how close have you been to Moscow anyway?
And I thought some of my facebook photos were bad…
*raises hand*
There is a picture somewhere of me… if I was a larper. Also, if you’ve ever played paintball, it’s pretty much the same as larping
You know what I hate about Facebook? Chain statuses. Someone should start a Tumblr about that.
Haha leisure dive is so excellent.
Strange that those bad parents aren’t shocking to me. I’ve seen far too many bad parents at work.
Hot pictures! Makes me grinning like a Cheshire Cat.
@opticalnoise - that is awesome, which one were you subscribed to?
@BenelliMan - hahaha…I was thinking that too and then there’s also a young guy in the background that looks too interested
@Blackspidertat - I might as well but I’d probably end up pulling out my samurai sword
@carolinavenger - well I couldn’t believe that she was the best comedian out of Pennsylvania but then I looked up and I found Steve Mcgranahan. He is billed as the world’s strongest redneck. I wish I had the money to spare to hire him for a Xanga meet up.
@Sir_Sparrow - well I’ve worked with a lot of people from Moscow
@GodlessLiberal - I don’t think anything can top that
@SasGal - I’ve never played paintball. The only time I go wandering in the woods with a weapon is when I go hunting and then if I shoot someone I don’t win.
Hmmm I may have to start hiding the secret links again.
@Rob_of_the_Sky - I’ve seen a few dozen different chain ones on Friday. I wonder if people fear that their children will die if they don’t fill it out.
@LaughOutLoudLauren - I love that. I wish I had a pool so I could do them
@NightlyDreams - oh I can bet, there was this comedian who did a routine about kids misbehaving in Walmart and how parents would beat kids in the store. It was so sad but funny because it’s so true.
@RestlessButterfly - haha…glad you could smile
@godfatherofgreenbay - There was an incident last month where a guy took his kids into the bathroom and beat them for a really long time. One of the over night associates (a woman) finally went into the mens room and told him if he didn’t stop hitting those kids she would call someone on him.
Most don’t go in the bathroom to do stuff like that. Most just slap them call them names and keep going. And they wonder why their kids are screaming more. They don’t teach them they hit them. So they don’t know any better.
@godfatherofgreenbay - STFUParents