August 25, 2011
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Terrible Tattoo Thursday
Xanga’s batch uploader was quite working but never fear I found a way to get you some crappy tattoos.
Maybe this one isn’t so bad as it is truthful. Star Wars is so much better than Star Trek…and the nerd drama will commence in 3…2…1…
Pardon me, but there is some hair on your pizza. Ladies, is that appetizing?
A singing cheeseburger? I’m surprised there aren’t palm trees behind it so it’s a singing cheeseburger in paradise. I hate Jimmy Buffet.
But I think she’s still alive.
Oh how lovely! If those are Americans I have a machete in my garage that I’d like to introduce to those limbs.
I am trying to figure out which is worse: the tattoo or the haircut.
I’ve never been to a Cracker Barrel so I can’t tell you how good their food is. All I know is that it’s probably not tattoo-worthy good.
I wonder what Zappa would think of this one. It’s beautiful artwork but…WHY?
Oh yeah, that guy is a bad boy.
Oh Jesus, I think the tattoo artist was a fan of Tolkein and he got the Bible confused with Lord of the Rings and he made Jesus look like a hobbit.
Yeah that is most definitely a great cover-up. Rock and Roll Christ….maybe he is just a fan of Jesus Christ Superstar.
OMG! I see Jesus in that tribal junk tattoo. I am going to chop that arm off and sell it on eBay.
I have studied theology for quite some time. I seriously doubt that angels have tattoos.
Poor Johnny Unitas…I just don’t know what is wrong with people.
Now is this tattoo celebrating legendary NASCAR drive Dale Earnhardt or legendary zombie Dale Earnhardt?
If I saw this tattoo on a girl, I would run away in fear. For those of you who don’t know, a couple summers ago I was bitten by a spider and I almost lost my leg. I would see this tattoo and worry about spiders in various caverns.
Here’s a tip to all my readers…if someone dares you to get a tattoo, make them pay for it. This guy didn’t. He lost a bet and had to pay for that. I wouldn’t mind seeing this on a girl and if the reclining figures were fat guys. Then maybe I could find true love.
Sadly, she turned me down for a date.
So is that a fur-de-lay?
This may be the worst tattoo EVER!
Comments (32)
AHAHAHAHA wowww
Star Wars vs Star Trek. I am a little taken aback. Like a lot. Like, well, words fail me. I just . . . I mean, well . . . okay, see it’s . . . sigh.
Beam me up, Yoda.
LOL at the 6th pic!
The last one……………….WOW! That is an epic fail! But you know what, at first I thought is was Jay-Z with an afro curl!
You should e-mail these to Kat Von Dee or Ami James, they could do with a laugh.
1.) Bob Marley. HAAAA!!!!
2.) My ma’s ex had a Zappa tattoo that said “Broken Hearts Are For Assholes”. Idk why he wasn’t a keeper…
LOL where did you find these awful things? A tattoo of CRACKER BARREL GOD how embarassing, the nose picker, the spider web and the chubby chaser and Why would somebody get a tattoo of an old woman in a bikini?
These people must have been shit faced drunk, each and every one of them. They should post these, poster sized, at AA meetings.
LOL These made me giggle.
The last one made me laugh the loudest!
Now, for some reason I’m hungry. Too late for lunch, I’ll have to call it supper.
CB’s food is just okay, to me. Although they make a good beef stew. I like their gift shop more than their food. Some states seem to have a CB or a Waffle House on every other corner.
HUGS!
I’ve seen A LOT worse than that last one.
Cracker Barrel does have good food. I’ve ate there before, but I wouldn’t get a tattoo of it lol
@Shining_Garnet - Their biscuits and gravy are deeeliiissshhh.
I actually like the tribal jesus tattoo. I can see it “changing” after a couple years and you not being able to figure out what it is.
Cracker Barrell has some good food but not the one near my house. They have never gotten my order correct.
That Cracker Barrel tattoo is fucking /epic/.
I actually like the Zappa one. It captures the essence of him. And that “Bob Marley” one is a shame… seriously I would punch that person in the face given the chance.
Nope. I still haven’t seen the tattoo I want. but each week I keep checking in the hopes that you will post the perfect one for me.
Hmmm
I wonder, which of these tattoos is yours?
Pssh, you know Kirk is totally into that.
Okay, if that Star Wars/Star Trek tattoo had been done much better and with more artistry, I’d be totally in love with it.
I’ll make you a deal M., if you want to put mine up there once it heals and I put up some pics, I won’t be pissed off I swear. I can only imagine that there are plenty of people that will think mine is ridiculous, but fuck em’, I can laugh with them, respect their opinion, and still love my tattoo.
That being sad…some people get the most retarded tattoos I’ve ever seen. Now aren’t I a total two face, lol!
OMG. I wonder how many of these people were so loaded they garnered something even more startling than their ghastly skin etchings?
Like Hepatitis?
Or a Darwin Award?
@LaughOutLoudLauren - Agreed. And they’d deserve it.
after the jesus hobbit, all I can think of is
“Dear sweet blue eyed blond haired baby Jesus”
Jesus Tribal was kinda cool, but I laughed so hard at your caption! Worst tattoo of the bunch was definitely the “Bob Marley” one… lol
Every time I see a terrible tattoo I keep thinking that maybe it’s just drawn onto the skin very well to look like a tattoo, that it’s just marker. But then it isn’t… and then I cry.
ha ha actually do you have any tattoos on you?
I had a friend who had an awesome one on his arm of his daughter. He even made cover of a tatoo mag.
PIZZZA…or way too much beer.
The first thing to come to my mind when I saw the Kirk/Stormtrooper tattoo? Atleast it’s not Spirk slash fiction.
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Um… yeah… sometimes I wish I didn’t know so much… -_-’
@TheInappropriateSkirt - glad you enjoyed
@adventofreason - yep that pretty much sums up my sci-fi experience
@bluepillorredpill - wow now that you mention it, it does sort of look like Jay-Z
@Margo73 - I think they would get material for new artwork as if they had any space left.
@AmanduhPie - wow, he sounds like a romantic at heart
@Diva_Jyoti_3 - it’s amazing what you can find when googling for tattoos, this one town where I was teaching at a prep school had a bar and on the top story there was a tattoo parlor. I think that pretty much sums it all up. Tonight I was driving through town and realized how the tattoo parlors are all on a block that has no bars or alcohol whatsoever.
@they_call_me_steffyjean - glad you got some giggles
@AdamsWomanFell - I went by a Cracker Barrel tonight and then I saw a Famous Dave’s and then a McDonald’s and then a Taco Bell and then a Burger King and then Culver’s and I went to Denny’s. Culver’s had a good flavor tonight too but I had all you can eat pancakes.
@blonde_apocalypse - Oh yeah I should have said that could be the most embarrassing tattoo I’ve ever seen.
@Shining_Garnet - I went by a Cracker Barrel this evening but I decided to go to Denny’s instead. That tattoo played into my decision.
@LadyofWaters - That tribal Jesus one reminds me of this art project I did that is a 3D project and it says Jesus but my mom, no matter how much I point it out can not see the word Jesus. I went by Cracker Barrel this evening and immediately thought of the tattoo and then I went to Denny’s.
@CleteusMaximus - I should have went tonight but the 50s Diner Denny’s was calling me with the all you can eat pancakes and drunk chicks sprawled out in the booths that actually wanted me…sigh…the one night I had to have morals.
@LaughOutLoudLauren - I wonder if the tattoo artist knew that it wasn’t Bob Marley or if they were silent when the person asked for it. Or maybe they did it on purpose.
@Aloysius_son - Fur de lay
@carolinavenger - Oh yeah he is and you totally don’t want to know about his trouble with Tribbles
@ExposedWrists - I have to see this tattoo of yours. I just saw the black line photo but I need to see it on skin unless it’s some place intimate. I can’t remember where you said you got it.
@ZombieMom_Speaks - Oh god, I totally forgot about hepatitis…another reason why I won’t get a tattoo.
@opticalnoise - I’m hearing Big Butter Jesus.
@yellowtieguy - I love all the things people see Jesus or Mary in. Did you ever see the vision of Mary in the condom?
@Cestovatelka - I remember I saw one once on a guy at a bar when I was in college. I was sort of “under the weather” so I grabbed his tattoo. It was a naked woman on his arm. Yeah, that was a lowpoint in my life. I was pretty much alcoholic and had lost my fiance but that’s no excuse to touch tattoo breasts.
@a_lost_friend - nope, I am free. I have really bad skin allergies and I’d probably die if I got a tattoo or maybe just really sick.
@hesacontradiction - that’s cool, I have rarely seen a good portrait tattoo.
@starmanjones - that pizza made me hate it.
@Lakakalo - well I had to go look that up…wow, I didn’t know that stuff existed. Well I knew about fanfic but not that specific kind.
@godfatherofgreenbay - I bet …wait that’s what gets one here
@godfatherofgreenbay - Now you know. And knowing is half the battle.
@godfatherofgreenbay - I was wondering the same thing.
@godfatherofgreenbay - I’ve never eaten at a Denny’s.