September 1, 2011
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Terrible Tattoo Thursday
It's Thursday and that means it's time for another round of craptastic tattoos.
Really, a lawn chair. Were you drunk or high or both or just plain stupid?
Connect the dots...la la la la la...connect the dots.
That is a better arm band than those tribal ones.
Can anyone tell me what this is?
A crazy tattoo of a guy with a crazy tattoo. It would've been better if he got it tattooed on his face.
First it was Favre in a Packers uniform and then it was Favre in a Jets uniform and then it was Favre in a Vikings uniform. I hate to see how much that guy will pay on tattoos if Favre still comes back.
I bet that guy has removed that tattoo in the decade of Raiders feebleness.
I hate the Raiders organization like most people but no way would I get a tattoo of John Elway urinating on the Raiders shield and the collected urine is pooling in the words "U Suk".
That apple won't lead many into temptation.
Even I'm tempted to give a squeeze.
He's really a rock-it man sporting that tattoo but who knew Shatner had so much acne.
Your body is a Lego Wonderland.
OH NO! It's Zombie Jesus and he's here to forgive my sins and eat my brains!
It sort of looks like Fozzy Bear chocking a shark. I don't get it. Wokka wokka?
I think he got that tattoo as a cheat sheet for his butcher's exam test.
A Napoleon Dynamite tattoo? Heck yes! I think it would look better if the person was wearing some moon boots.
Yes, finally a dryer. Why tattoo an appliance on your body? Maybe he is the Maytag man.
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH Look out guy! You have a zombie tattooed on your shoulder! What? That's your daughter? My condolences. I don't know if I will have kids but I do know that I would never have their image festooned upon my body.
This is the epitome of a crappy tattoo...get it?
At first I thought this guy got in a real bad fight but no, that is a tattoo. What place would hire someone with that on his face? Hmmm...a morgue...a halloween makeup factory...and the most obvious...a tattoo parlor. I do have to admit that this tattoo is pretty creative and not your typical Jesus or cross.Hope you enjoyed.
Comments (35)
What was he "mauled" by? A bear? A werewolf? A Monty Python rabbit?
There was a Pee-Wee quote in there. That made my day!
@methodElevated - obviously the rabbit. But since it was already full...he was just toying with them.
wow some of those are creepy.
Okay, not gonna lie, I kinda like the connect-the-dots tattoo!
Ha! If that person didn't shave, Shatner would have a really hairy face!
I got it, and it's funny! Who would want poop on their foot!?
HUGS!
The tattoo of the daughter is creep as hell. And poor Zombie Jesus.
Holy shit. Napoleon Dynamite?! Good lord, that was a terrible movie.
I live for your T.T.T. posts.
Hugeprops for the Pee-Wee's Playhouse reference on the giraffe tattoo.
Omg the last one o_o....what would compel anyone to do that to their face?!
hahaha they're all horrible, but the last one is just... disturbingly bizarre...
@Cestovatelka - lol you really hated Napoleon Dynamite, didn't you
well, didn't like it much either, though it had a couple of funny scenes, I think.
@methodElevated - Maybe he's Hungarian?
Any tattoo that looks like a part of you is messed up and disfigured...:face palm: and why come to mind. Seriously, I hope this type of dumb behavior dies out.
What were they thinking? I should get that tattooed on me.
@Zissu25 - TINA YOU FAT LARD, COME AND GET YOUR DINNER!
... that's about the only line that sticks in my head, and I wish that I could scrub it out. I HATED that movie!
lol
@Cestovatelka - lol I don't remember that line - a couple of years have gone since I saw it (I watched it with a friend who for some reason loves it)...
I wonder why someone would want to look like they got the crap beat out of them everyday of their life.
the math sequence has some charm..i admit...but that's all and I guess that is the less stupid among them..the worst? the last one..the bruises on that face...perhaps he likes to roam around ERs....
Nooooo! Never wish for someone would get a tattoo of Mike Tyson on their face! It will open a portal for Cthulhu to come through!
Man...that last one....fight with Wolverine you think?
where on EARTH do you find all these. That one surely gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "butt hurt."
I want to give the one with the domestic violence tattoo a hug and a list of shelters.
I want a tattoo that looks like a tattoo that was removed by laser. Heh? Whatcha think?
Oh my....you've done it again. I will have nightmares tonight. And that apple one is just....butt ugly.
Wow, some people... smh!!! xp lol
A chair? Why would someone want a tattoo of a chair? lol
I think the connect the dots is interesting but do you think his drunk friends will really stop there once they start marking him up?
It's sad to say we live among these people, lol
ZOMBIE JESUS WILL EAT YER BRAAAAINN!!!
@methodElevated - RABBIT! YES!
@AmanduhPie - I have another Pee Wee tattoo that I've been holding back in posting. It won't be next week but sometime I'll get it up.
@StrawberrySunrises - it only gets creepier.
@shpadoinkle12 - Yeah I like that one too but imagine the difficulties that guy has when he goes out in public. I could see lines of people wanting to play connect the dots.
@AdamsWomanFell - Shatner would then look like Chewbacca and all the sci-fi nerds would have strokes.
@Cestovatelka - I didn't mind Napoleon Dynamite when it first came out as a little indie movie that could. Then MTV got attached and commercialized the hell out of it. I had a student who wore Napoleon Dynamite clothes every day of the week for the first month of school without repeat outfits.
@justjase - glad you enjoyed. I've been holding out one Pee Wee tattoo but I won't post it next week...next week I figure I will lose friends because of what I will post.
@UnconventionalButterfly - I can't remember the back story behind it because I think I posted it about 4 years ago but it had something to do with being mugged repeatedly...I think.
@Zissu25 - yeah I really don't know why people do those things
@NVPhotography - I have a feeling it won't because I keep hearing about new fads. There is one where people are getting black light tattoos and also tattooing the whites of their eyes.
@blonde_apocalypse - that might make you think before getting any other work done
@LadyofWaters - maybe they suffered great abuse
@NiDH0GG - so did you know the equation?
@ExposedWrists - just wait I think someone will see this post and run out to get a tattoo of Tyson. Did you see my facebook page?
@DivaJyoti - oh just wait, in a future issue you will see butt hurt.
@opticalnoise - yeah, I posted that one so long ago that I forgot the story behind it.
@adventofreason - I like it. Basically it sounds like somewhat of a brand. There's plenty of ranches around here that I could set you up with a brand.
@musicmom60 - hahaha...butt ugly
@pinktiger335 - I really fear the future.
@Shining_Garnet - It's not like they can sit on it to relax but maybe they can get other people to sit on it for their relaxation.
@mtears - that's what I was thinking and that he also most have people lined up trying to connect the dots.
@livexlovexlaughter - This is why i fear what the future has in store for us.
@In_Reason_I_Trust - I never understood why people would tattoo Christ on their bodies. There's something in the Old Testament law about not getting tattoos.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Yes, true. But Zombie Jesus just rules. Period.
Do you think a Christian would get that tattoo? If that's not a zombie, it's still a pretty messed up way to portray the guy. Most Christians I know would cringe at that shit. LOL!
not at all but I saved the picture for further researches...
The one with the equation looks like the non-relativistic, time-independent Schrödinger
equation
for the electrons in a many-electron system. Schrödinger was the bomb.
@adventofreason - whoa, that is awesome
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