September 2, 2011
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Lukewarm Links 9/1
So here we are with another links update. My cat is going insane tonight yipping and jumping around. She caught herself some sort of bug and is playing with it. I got to see a little of the Badgers dominate because I was working at my church on our Labor Day parade float. After this weekend I'm retiring from the world of crafts. I burnt myself so many times with a hot glue gun. I'll get some photos of the float so you can all marvel in my artistic side. I have a few more things to do with the float and then it will be set. Well I guess it's time for links.
11. I'm not much of a fan of Eric Cantor and have often thought some of the things he has said could be treasonous. Anyway here's a tumblr devoted to his bitch face.
4. I was doing a Tumblr search for Little House on the Prairie stuff...no I was really looking for porn when I found this site that is apparently Willie from Little House who is still living and making hilarious drawings. OK I was really looking for Little House stuff I just said porn to make you think I was a badass after all that talk about burning myself with a hot glue gun.
3. Since college football kicked off this evening here's a fun little quiz. See if you can identify the college team based on their helmet. It took me 2:20 to get that one.
5. And since the NFL season is right around the corner I thought I would get myself a personalized jersey and then I remembered this list of banned names. Boy my neighbor, Charles Cumshot, is going to be disappointed he can't get his name on a jersey.
8. Since the summer is pretty much over, here's a collection of the best summer mugshots. #9 is the absolute best mugshot.
12. I love reading police blotters and this has to be one of the better stories of the past month. Notice he didn't deny pressing his ass against the window but he denied gyrating.
9. Last week I posted a site about the Last Meals Project. Here is a blog called Dead Man Eating. It features many last meals. It's so hard to imagine that those are some of the things that people chose to eat before they died.
1. Here's a fun website. It's called Bad Translator. You enter a phrase into the text box and then it translates the phrase through multiple translates from different search engines. I took the quote "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."and translated it through Bing and Google through 56 languages and the quote changed to "We see that it exists."
2. I saw this one someone's pulse either today or yesterday. It's David Bowie's "Space Oddity" as a comic. It's so sad.
10. I did a random Google search of my name and found this website called Where the Hell is Matt. That's not me but I am envious, not that he traveled all over the world but that he can dance.
7. I don't know what to think of this website other than this guy really wants to kiss me and that he looks pretty creepy.
6. Do you have a Twitter? Do you like celebrities? Now you can stalk celebrities on Twitter with this site called Celebrity Tweet. It contains links to numerous celebrities and it will rate how often they would reply to you or even follow you. I've wasted so much time there.
Those are for @raiderjester
They are going to badge all over the Big Ten. Or is it the new Big 12?
Here we see Paris Hilton in the year 2025.
It's no use, Mr. Squirrel, he's extinct.
Yes! I wanna play!Have a great night. I'm going to have to go play video games by myself.
Comments (24)
So, what would your last meal be, then?
Mine would be Ziti casserole with a large glass of milk.
Someone once told me only the lower socioeconomic classes drink milk with their meals.
#PoorandProud
Yah...those hot glue guns can be a bear! Ouch!
Link #4. I always liked Willie's Mom. She was fun to laugh
at. I read that while they made the series, all the kids on set adored
her.
#8...Ha! Number 9 was the best mug shot dude!
#9...interesting! That might make a good class assignment for us
sometime...What would you want to eat at your last meal? Teehee! Some of
those dudes put away a ton of food before going out into the
great beyond!
#10...Ha! Matt is cute!
#7...Mahir reminds me of Borat...I'd let him smooch me or I'd smooch him...whatever.
That squirrel really made me laugh loudly!
HUGS!
@opticalnoise - I was thinking I did that as a homework assignment however I did one about eating a meal with 7 people but not a last meal. Looks like I have next week's assignment.
I used to drink so much milk at supper and everyone I knew drank milk. We'd have pop if it was something like pizza but it was always milk...oh wait, sometimes we'd have Kool Aid but I'd say 80% of my meals had milk and then school, forget about it. We had a morning milk break which was mandatory and then at lunch we could have 2 or 3 milks and it was funny because the chocolate milk was better for you than the white milk. The white was 2% and the chocolate was 1%.
The celebrity Twitter site said told me to dream on when I inquired about the possibility of Weird Al following me on Twitter. Why must life be so hard? #firstworldproblems #stillbetterthanthirdworldproblems #weirdalshouldfollowrobofthesky
@godfatherofgreenbay - I used to like the strawberry stuff
Today I went to the store and bought 1% banana milk because the calcium in milk is supposed to be good for FM.
MMMMMMMM good.
I suddenly want to play nintendo
some nice pic
Ouch! Have you tried raw aloe or aloe gel for the burns? It heals the skin and cools the burn.
I noticed years ago the Dominic Purcell, as pretty as he is, only has one facial expression: pissed off. Eric Cantor only has one too. Unfortunately, it's the kind that makes me want to beat it the fuck in with a brick.
Space Oddity: an unhappy song and even more unhappy comic. Seeing it in that form does make the story more relatable somehow. Gods, I'm a nerd.
The banned names list is pretty extensive. It must have required the help of every middle, high school and college student in the US!
French kissing squirrel is tongue-tied. :: boos and thrown veggies abound ::
I want a super-awesome controller shirt to enhance my cute analog sticks!
Thanks for the links.
1 - Bad Translator turned "My hovercraft is full of eels" into "Cobra hvanav guides" (Somewhere down the line, it translated hovercraft to hvanav, but couldn't translate it back to hovercraft. Go figure.)
And the last pic, kinda' makes me wonder. What happens if I pressed up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, start? Do I get 30 tries?
5 - What if you wanted to show support for your favorite team as well as 20th century poetry?
The Bad Translator idea was a fun idea.
The Eric Cantor bitch face was even funnier haha
Eric Cantor Bitch Face - hahahahahaha. Wonderful.
The where the hell is matt link I have seen the youtube video for. For some reason it really makes me happy that video. It's kind of like that video where that guy goes around giving away free hugs and gets all the people to start giving hugs away. I love both.
@AdamsWomanFell - the place where I burned myself is this sickly white color and it's all puffy. I think there is a liquid underneath it.
I am still reading through the biography by the girl who played Nellie. She has great stories.
and that is why I only wear fitted hats.
I just wrote it up.
I actually think that that guy sued Borat because he claimed he stole his character.
@Rob_of_the_Sky - all I know is that a few local newscasters follow me and one of them mentioned my xanga not by name but by content on his radio show Friday.
@TheGiantSlayer - I dug out my SNES and N64 but those aren't the same.
@dmcx2010 - glad you liked them
@ZombieMom_Speaks - yeah I put aloe lotion on it, it doesn't hurt but it is this puffy whit thing that feels like a callous but it's not quite a callous.
I think he always looks like he's constipated and trying to push one out.
I love the song and realized what it was but there's just something about that comic.
I could've done that job.
I found this bikini and well I have no one to buy it for.
@Lakakalo - HAHAHAHA...30 tries! YES!
Well I suppose the famous poet Bob Asslicker would love to have his own jersey.
@Zissu25 - I love that bad translator. I have way too much fun with it....I translated that through the Bad Translator and it came out as "Pressure. This is a good thing." THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
@justjase - glad you enjoyed
@LadyofWaters - I didn't really watch it but that's cool that it is so popular and positive
@godfatherofgreenbay - hahaha
@godfatherofgreenbay - I was thinking about E. E. Cummings, actually.
@godfatherofgreenbay - no rumble pak?
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