September 5, 2011
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Bucky Badger is everywhere
He's not only seen dancing around on a football field but he'll show up at your wedding rehearsal.
He'll also show up to the wedding reception and make everyone jump around.
He'll protest your budget repair bill.
He'll make little kids sing about him.
He'll teach you how to Bucky and force the men's head basketball coach to shake his butt on camera.
He'll make the inebriated student section count while he does push-ups. He's surprisingly fit for being a giant badger.
He'll jump into a lake during the winter to raise money for Special Olympics.
He'll take you children and make them do the polka.
He'll do the Lambeau Leap.
He'll bring a band to your apartment complex and make drunks sing the school's alma mater.
He'll distract your children in their classroom.
He'll race sausages. Yes, sausages.
He'll make sure the Badgers have another dominating season.
Comments (12)
He'll kick the Gophers' asses on a yearly basis... I'm certain that badger is on 'roids.
@GodlessLiberal - well that's just a hearty Wisconsin diet. It's all the venison we eat and hay bales we toss. There's no question about football but hockey and basketball are always in question.
lol I got a bruin here who is hungry for a badger
... a failing Trojan who does far worse than his condom counterpart.
@BenelliMan - I was this close to going to USC for grad school but then I saw their library and realized coloring books weren't for me.
I was also thinking of going to UCLA but heard it stood for "U Can't Learn Anything".
@godfatherofgreenbay - touche, touche!
So, obviously, Bucky will whore himself out to anyone for anything. Hmmm. Bucky kinda rocks. By the way, you do know what the N on Nebraska's helmets stands for don't you? wait for it . . .
Noledge
Better than a Buckeye. lol
@adventofreason - we take it any way we can get it.
Oh I am so using that for when the Badgers play the cornshuckers
@Cestovatelka - Oh...Brutus...I've been led to believe that the buckeye is a nut.
Lucky Bucky... I guess
To my own point of view most of what you verbalize seems correct
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