September 8, 2011
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Terrible Tattoo Thursday (NSFW and NSFL)
I think this may be the most disturbing set of tattoos I've posted...wait, no, I didn't include the angry dragon tattoo. Yikes. Wow, last year I posted an extremely NSFW edition...PATTERNS ARE AWESOME!
I don't get this tattoo. I'd much rather look at a plain old vagina than the phallic symbols but at least they're classy and united by a butterfly.
Yep...I'm thinking you'd have to be quite devoted to the pagan cause to have your anus tattooed. What would happen if he converted to Christianity?
I'd feel weird being with her because I'm not into kissing dudes.
Well...no thank you.
Mario likes going down on a pipe?
I guess we know what she thinks of backdoor antics.
I just don't know...I really don't know. At least the tattoo has a message. It appears as if she is giving herself a breast exam.
I think that guy should get his nipple checked out. I don't think they're supposed to be that big.
Mama Bear makes a wonderful cupcake...wait a minute.
I always had my suspicions. Leave Bert and Ernie alone and let's out Barney and Fred.
No wonder Mario ditched Yoshi whenever he could. Mario obviously doesn't dig inter-species relationships. He'd rather just go down pipes.
"Daddy, what does your tattoo say?" "Please swallow." "What does that mean?" "It means you should drink all your milk." Honestly I need to start investing in tattoo removal services.
But but but...on the neck? You can't find sexual pleasure there.
Overcompensate much?
If Ed Gein had tattoos this is what he would've had.
Oh yeah, he's a hooligan. The tattoos one finds at a NASCAR event. I swear most of these probably were found at a racetrack...sorry, NASCAR fans.
Pooh Bear is going to be upset when he finds out you used his honey as lube and Mickey Mouse will be pissed to find out Goofy was in his honey pot.
I think this is pretty much what I see when I think of Twilight.
Ladies, beware. This is a tattoo PSA.
I think this may be my favorite because of what it is referencing although I don't understand the inclusion of the penis but oh well, off to go watch Dr. Strangelove.I'm sorry, but I warned you.
Comments (57)
Oh.
My.
God.
That is... all I have to say today.
Is that a rocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I love the scorpicock. It.is.great.
Also, I saw some demon vagina tats once... http://www.buzzfeed.com/sigmund/the-11-bestworst-vagina-tattoos-of-all-time-do-n
What is this? I don't even.
Actually, I may have to convince my girlfriend to get the Mario one. I have a feeling this comment isn't going to go over well with her.
I totally do not get the lamp shade, stump-appendaged body thingy.
wow. O.O
There was some confusion concerning Minnie Mouse. Apparently, the story got out that she was insane and that's why Mickey dropped her. Mickey denied the allegation stating, "I didn't say she was insane; I said she was fuckin' Goofy.
Wow...those tats are just...wow
...I'm speechless.
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones...
What does NSFL stand for?
@opticalnoise - It's an asthma inhaler...sorry for the mix-up
@SasGal - oh yeah I posted a few of those here over the years, I was going to re-post some but I thought these were scarring enough.
@Rob_of_the_Sky - I can delete it if you'd like.
@blonde_apocalypse - yeah someone must've been drunk when they got that one.
@StrawberrySunrises - yeah, that was my reaction at a few
@adventofreason - HAHAHAHAHA...that's great
@VioletEnigma - yeah that is pretty much why I kept my comments to a minimum
@ItIsAllGravy - I have one for next week of Batman and Robin in a similar embrace. NSFL is Not Safe for Life.
Holy how can a tattoo artist manage to do some of these!?!?
umm...... Wow!!!!
Barney porking Fred, and a neckgina. Ooh man, that's disturbing.
You... think... about ... Twilight...? 0_O
@godfatherofgreenbay - Nah, I'm good.
@sleekpeek - I have thought that too but I think it can described by the power of the almighty dollar.
@pinktiger335 - yeah that is pretty much what I thought. Some others I have may be even worse.
@raiderjester - NECKGINA! I could see that girl having issues if she went to a bar and guys were really drunk and horny but then what bar doesn't have drunk and horny guys inside? Lesbian bars.
@Lakakalo - well I can't help sometimes when it's forced on me
@godfatherofgreenbay - They all tend to say that. -_-
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@ShimmerBodyCream - come on, you know you want a scorpion penis tattoo.
I CANNOT UNSEE THIS WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO ME OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.
Oh geez. This definitely wins for most disturbing tattoo post I've seen so far...
Sorry, have to wash my eyes out with bleach.
lol.
Holy shitballs....and I thought I'd seen pics of some really insane tattoos!
I bow to your superiour ability to find some truly fucked up pictures of stuff on the web, M.
*shudder*
Knowing personally how incredibly painful my tattoo was....those anus tattoos.....I think I'm getting dizzy and sick just thinking about it...
Wow. . . . That's all I can say.
o.O x.x
@Rob_of_the_Sky - >.<
@Wait_by_Moonlight - well I gave warning when I said NSFL...Not safe for life.
@leaflesstree - I'm sorry...like I said, not safe for life. Maybe I should also invest in bleach.
@starmanjones - glad you enjoyed and thanks for the rec
@ExposedWrists - well I have some more for next week so be prepared...they are more masculine in nature.
well I found a lot of these years ago and posted them when no one read my stuff other than me and a few friends who had xanga but quit.
I can't imagine the pain people went through with next week's batch.
@Shining_Garnet - that's pretty much all I had to say but I tried to force some words.
@carolinavenger - d(^_^)b
Now who said people are being unreasonable? I can't see anything unreasonable here.
Oh yeah, I think these are by far the worst of the terrible tattoos you've shown. I'm stunned by how stupid people are. Totally not safe for life!
@windoftheforest - no nothing unreasonable about getting a dick tattooed on your body
@comet555 - I think some I have for next week could be worse
@godfatherofgreenbay - Exactly my point. See? We're lovely, reasonable creatures.
The inclusion of the penis on the Dr. Strangelove bomb is a symbol of Power. War hawks are known to be power freaks and so penises are often depicted in place of war hawks. And besides, he looks so happy to be riding that bomb. (smile)
@curiousdwk - That is a great interpretation of that tattoo and all of a sudden I have images of another Kubrick movie..."this is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting and this is for fun"
Yup. I'm familiar with the saying, but I didn't know it was from (or used in) a Kubrick movie.
@curiousdwk - Full Metal Jacket
@godfatherofgreenbay - some would say that girls already have a neckgina, since a massage gets them going. Lol
@raiderjester - see it's been so long since I've had that pleasure so I forgot about it.
I really wish you hadn't included the first 3 or 4...
@MelFamy - or 20
What the...!?!?!
@RestlessButterfly - yeah that is what I thought on a few of these
seriously dude, you're KILLIN me!!!!!! AWFULLLLLLL! why would somebody get a tattoo of a limp dick?
@DivaJyoti - I think whoever got that tattoo had to be on numerous things
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