September 15, 2011
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Terrible Tattoo Thursday (NSFW and NSFL)
Here are some more horrible tattoos. A big thank you to the Xanga Team for fixing the photo uploading feature. You guys are saints for putting up with my bitching.
THESE ARE VERY NSFW AND NSFL...YOU'VE BEEN WARNED...TURN AWAY IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SCARRED.
All the ladies love it when he lies.
His neighbors never quite figured out why they heard "TELL A LIE! TELL A LIE!" coming from his house late at night.
Well I'm scared.
I was thinking of showing this one on Caturday but I would love to pet kitties every day of the week.
I think if I had this model it would've made biology class more interesting.
This one is simply called "The Angry Dragon". It doesn't burn fire...well it does after he enters the cave of Paris Hilton.
Tribal band and tribal penis tattoos? ULTIMATE DOUCHEBAGGERY!
This is one of Steve-O's tattoos. I also think that shows how some people feel about their country. I know I get a chub when I look at the Statue of Liberty.
Isn't this tattoo the truth? But why tattoo running genitalia on your thighs? No entertainment can come of that.
I bet he'll one day be a senator or even president.
The psychiatrist asked me what I saw here. How many penises can you find?
Another lovely butterfly tattoo...don't you just love the antennae?
A self-stimulating tattoo...he had to be drunk. I wonder if that is to scale...why did I just think that?
So she's eating a creamsicle and it's gotten all over her face.
Wow, look at those grapevines.
Look into my eyes...or maybe not.
But don't all men revolve around vaginas?
I bet her family was proud.
OH MY GOD...I have an irrational fear of zipping up and getting caught in the zipper. Thanks, There's Something about Mary...but this...THIS...oh my god.
And this is what getting a penis tattoo looks like. It looks rather painful. I'm also surprised there aren't more magnifying glasses involved.
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I wonder who in their right minds gets penis tattoos?
Were those on his thighs? Or feet? Kinda looked like feet to me. And a lightsaber on his penis? Interesting...
I think I've been scarred. xD The mind set of these people....
OMFG. I can't believe people get this kind of shit on themselves permanently. It's just so fucked up.
MY GOD, lol.
Ugh... those are all really terrible.
These were all disturbing but the one that really scared me was the eyes on the boobs. Eek! Imagine seeing a lady naked for the first time and her boobies are staring at you. Would creep me out, but then I'm not a man so maybe guys like it when boobs stare at them? Or maybe she's a lesbian, but then wouldn't she want girls to stare at her boobs? I just don't get it.
I think the Xanga photo uploader was protesting the addition of such freaky pictures.
I'll admit, I didn't look at any of these after I saw your warning. I'm too afraid O_o
Hahahaha, remember that time we got drunk and I bet you that you wouldn't get that one tattoo and you said you would if I got one too? Heh, me either. We gotta cut back. My mom is still pissed off.
OMG that had to hurt. Are those people into pain. I can not remember the term for people who are into pain.
lol. i laughed so hard that i had to show them to my grandma, and she laughed with me
lol. i laughed so hard that i had to show them to my grandma, and she laughed with me
Wha... WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
I was chuckling until I got to your last bit:
"Why aren't there more magnifying glasses involved?"
At that point, I straight up lol'd--- so hard I couldn't breathe.
SMH. Matt... you're awesome.
so all night last night - i had your moniker ' hang with me and you'll be farting through silk in no time' running through my head... kinda just laughing at the notion...
and so tonite - these images... chicken skin (that's hawaiian for goosebumps) - some scary shit, bra...
Another fantastic edition.
Y U DO THIS TO US D:
I'm going to need to drink all the alcohol I have stashed in my closet to drink away the horrors I've just seen.
Help! Help! One eyed snake is coming after me! Help!!!
Oh my... wow... um.... yea... but funny captions... lol
Well now I know what my next tattoo is gonna be. Thanks for the ideas!
I am so gonna' have nightmares tonight about dragons!
Thanks, Matt!
HUGS!
Ouch!
a tattoo like that tells me everything i need to know about these people: idiots.
@firetyger - I looked, and was sorry I did. Have pride in your discernment!
Here we have visual proof that meth really is bad for you. The band Complete is also demonstrative of the negative effects of meth: Hoogie Boogie Land. Somehow the two clicked, went together in my mind like bathrooms and stop signs.
It never ceases to amaze me what people will have etched into their flesh. Especially genital flesh. The dragon was pretty though. I mean, if you can get past the thought that someone probably spent a couple of days in the chair getting that bad boy done. Needles in the manly bits can't be a fun experience.
People need to speak to Scary Dave first. The man provides a valuable service.
In-f!#*ing-credible! No, seriously, I mean those are unbelievable. Surely, they are photoshopped. Nobody could possibly be that myopic. However, that fact doesn't diminish the entertainment value of your post one iota. You are a genius of sorts
Wow, these are all horrible for sure..*shudder*
I don't even have to ask why, only because people can. Lol
Eyeball titties. NICE.
The penis chasing the vagina was pretty funny too.
disturbing
These tattoos scare me
lol
Man... those are horrifying.
@Rob_of_the_Sky - people who are really into pain?
@JUST_ME_1984 - omg I didn't really look closely and thought the penis tattoo was a zipper but after you mentioned it...yeah it's a light saber. I think that is the epitome of Star Wars devotion.
@ALovingAdversary - yeah I think 90% had to be on something when getting their work done.
@your_paper_heart - that is why I think the only thing that is safe to invest in these days is tattoo removal clinics.
@ArmyWife4Life2007 - that was my reaction to most of these.
@LaughOutLoudLauren - I know the title of these posts is sometimes a misnomer but I have to say these really are wrong.
@leaflesstree - Yeah, they knew it was Thursday and I had mentioned that last week I was going to post one more that was probably worse and here it is. I have some more eye tattoos of body parts staring back at you. I don't get the eye thing with her either because it looks like without her help that they stare directly at the floor.
@firetyger - well I am glad you took my advice.
@adventofreason - Your mom is pissed? My liver is pissed.
@Grannys_Place - masochism...it's also used to describe people who get sexual gratification from humiliation which would explain a few others here.
@biggirlsdontcriyiyiyi - oh man, I hope she wasn't scarred.
@emily_shannon - I'm sorry. I gave warning. Oh wait, why get those tattoos? I think they were on something when they had the work done.
@opticalnoise - Hahaha...I am glad you enjoyed. When I got pierced I'm pretty sure they had magnifying glasses so I just thought it was standard procedure.
@xplorrn - oh yeah, I had a nightmare of someone wanting to tattoo my whoopee stick, so scary. I love that quote. It was from Roseanne of all places. I thought it sound more mafia-esque.
@justjase - glad you enjoyed
@ShimmerBodyCream - I warned you
@Cestovatelka - You have to stash your alcohol? That sucks. I need to take a photograph of my bar that I keep near my computer.
@RestlessButterfly - HAHAHA...one eyed snake...you are funny.
@pinktiger335 - well I needed offer something other than just the creepy tattoos.
@HeLLo_Bianca - well I am glad I could help
@AdamsWomanFell - But be forewarned...he doesn't spit fire and what he spits can be more dangerous than fire and could haunt you for 18 years.
@CorvyusMorte - yeah that second to last one makes me cringe.
@MedicMark - Oh yeah, I get even more when I see a girl with a penis tattooed on a visible part of her body.
@ZombieMom_Speaks - I gave you a warning.
@ZombieMom_Speaks - Well the artwork is decent and when I first saw that I didn't know it was a penis. Then I looked for a few seconds and said "OH MY GOD, IT'S A DICK!" I should mock because I had some work done on my undercarriage. Speaking of which your comment about the needles in manly bits reminds me of a video I recently saw. A girl with a tongue ring was spit polishing the stud a guy had pierced in his penis. Well he got going to fast and his stud hooked her ring and he ripped out her tongue ring. Oh that was so painful.
@judyrutrider - WOW...GENIUS! I am moved but not moved enough to get a tattoo so I won't be posting any that I get tomorrow.
@Hinase - Yeah I still wonder why the artists would do them but then it's probably this ---> $$$$
@raiderjester - Maybe those eyeballs are there to keep guys from staring because they stare back or maybe she just wants to make eye contact with guys.
@Aloysius_son - well I'm glad we can agree on something.
@Shining_Garnet - yeah, I can't imagine getting anything like that.
@roscoes_farm - And some are whore-ifying.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Money makes you do things you don't want..but alas..we need it to survive. Lol
@godfatherofgreenbay - Something besides football, pizza and beer.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Indeed you did and I should have heeded it. Yet I was helpless to look away. Kind of like passing a car accident.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Yikes. I'm sort of glad I missed that one. Sympathetic pain, you know what I mean, and I likes my tongue.
I think my day has been really messed up after seeing those.
In my opinion everybody must go through it.
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