October 6, 2011

  • Amish Girls Gone Wild

    I live in Amish country.  This area has probably some of the largest settlements outside of Pennsylvania.  An Amish man once told me that the reason they came to Wisconsin was because they thought the communities in Pennsylvania and Indiana had become too liberal and were straying from the true Amish way.  A while back there was a large family of Amish that left the area and I asked one of the neighbors why they had left and he said that it was a decision made by one of the elders.  This particular elder thought that this Amish man was drifting from their way of life because during the winter he didn’t wear his traditional straw hat and had started wearing a plain black stocking cap.  The elder thought the man should tough it out if he worked outside in the bitter cold.  Anyway that is the type of Amish we have up here.  I was browsing the web and found some photos of Amish women going wild.

    Brother Ezekiel helped me find those heathen women.

    Brother Ezekiel says that she should be raking those leaves instead of foolishly throwing them in the air just to have to rake them once again.

    Brother Ezekiel hopes for this Amish woman’s eternal salvation that she is calling the commodities exchange to see what the going prices are for hogs and milk.

    Brother Ezekiel sees such a wanton display of merriment.  Surely there is a barn that needs raising or a pie that needs baking.

    Brother Ezekiel is shocked that you are able to see this Amish woman’s teeth and shoulders.

    Watching the devil box and she only made enough food for her and none for her dozen children.

    Brother Ezekiel doesn’t even think she’s driving to the market.

    Such a waste of carrots.  Brother Ezekiel thinks that harlot made those men peel the carrots in an obscene manner.

    JEHOSHAPHAT!  YOU CAN SEE HER KNEES!  AND SHE’S DANCING!

    She’s probably reading this heathen post now.

Comments (47)

  • Lock them up! NOW!

  •          Love it, thanks for the laugh.

  • Oh crap that’s hot!

  • I didn’t know Amish girls could go wild…so this encourages me! YAY! You go, A-Girls!

    Of course, MY idea of “wild” is a bit different than the things listed here.

    I remember the first time I heard about Rumspringa. I was so intrigued, I had to go study up on it.

    Fun funny post, Matty!
    HUGS!

  • Wow that is just too sexy for me.

    Wait, no it isn’t.

  • I live in Pennsylvania, so I get the whole Amish going liberal thing. One time these Amish guys tried to pick my friend and me up in their buggy. They were listening to rap music and everything.

  • damn I want to make out with one 

  • great laugh! 

  • I stared at the carrot gif for a good minute.

  • Shocking!  Oh noes!  What is the world coming to?  Fun or something? Sacrilige!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg&ob=av2e

    On a similar note, I’ve been in Amish country for the past few days and have been surprised by the number of adult stores.  Wtf, man?

  • Girls have teeth?! WHAT?!

  • Do girls get Rumspringa, or is it just the boys?  I need it, personally.

  • @adventofreason - I think all youths get it. 

    OP:
    Interesting those Amish are..

  • @Hinase - Absolutely . . . I think it must take a lot of courage to let your kids go out there into the big city and know that they are getting a taste of something they may not be able to ultimately resist.

  • @adventofreason - Yeah, it must be. I did watch a few documentaries on this, so I am a bit familiar with this practice. Still, I’m sure it is challenging.

  • @Hinase - I know I saw one too, and yeah, very interesting.  I just couldn’t remember for the life of me if the girls got to do it or not. Wow, THAT would be scary.  My daughter in a big city?  Eeeek.

  • you know it’s always the quiet ones! =D

  • i had no idea there were asian amish.

  • This cracked me up! Thank you

    @ShimmerBodyCream - I was thinking it and you said it…

  • LOL!!!!!!! nice finds!

  • @FrenzElectric - Actually, a few Amish got locked up in these parts a few years back, some for child abuse and others for production of meth.

    @Cookstergirl88 - glad you got a laugh

    @Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - They are a friendly lot, whenever I come across them on the road they wave at me but they think I am one of the horsemen of the apocalypse when I wink at the Amish women.  Sometime I may have to share the stories about the holes in the sheet antics.

    @Garistotle - I was looking for butter churning pics but the only butter churners were Amish women.

    @AdamsWomanFell - See the thing with Rumspringa is that not every Amish group practices it.  The ones around here don’t give their children that option.  A few kids have broken off and it gets pretty messy.  My mom worked with a girl who broke away and went to college to become a nurse.  Her parents wouldn’t talk to her and if any Amish came to the hospital they refused to let her treat them or they would ignore her.  I have only hear of one regular person joining the Amish.  A guy my age met an Amish girl and he converted.

    @anth0nyc - glad you enjoyed

    @leaflesstree - oh you’d go wild with all these Amish guys running around with their bowl cuts and not using deodorant because deodorant glorifies the body and not God.

    @James2012 - glad you enjoyed.

    @MysticRythms - oh yeah, you know they are up to know good when they come by in their buggies at 5AM

    @LaughOutLoudLauren - I think the closest I’ve seen to a rebellious Amish kid around here is a boy wearing sunglasses and rollerblades.  They don’t usually communicate with non-Amish but they always wave when they pass my house.  Actually the other day while I was taking a break from picking apples and leaning on my picker, a buggy pulled up and they asked if I needed any help.

    @boilingicicle - Well maybe I’ll have to share some of the hole in the sheets stories

    @lvlylucia - glad you laughed

    @ShimmerBodyCream - yeah I love that one, I think that girl is the girl who plays Erin on The Office.

    @Ampbreia - I know, just the other day I saw an Amish man carrying a case of peppermint schnapps.  I think it was for a wedding because he also had a shopping cart filled with celery.  Seriously, he had the whole cart filled with celery.  They don’t use flowers at weddings.  They use celery because it serves a dual purpose for decoration and eating.  Almost every food they serve at weddings contains celery.

    @Rob_of_the_Sky - I wonder if it’s for all the Amish kids on their Rumspringa.  We don’t have those near me, I think there’s only one within a half hour. You know any Amish that gets offended by that song isn’t devout.

    @emily_shannon - Well if you’ve ever talked to Amish women you’d know that having teeth is a luxury…;)

    @adventofreason - The Amish kids here don’t get it.  They just are asked at a certain age if they want to join the community and if they say no then they are shunned.  The Amish here are the old school kind not portrayed in the media.  I feel lucky I’ve gotten the photos and videos that I have because these Amish hate having their photos taken because they believe it shows that at one moment they weren’t working.

    @Hinase - The Amish here are old school and they do not offer their children this Rumspringa.  It’s an unheard of practice but the kids do get a little lenience when dating.  Like a few years ago I was working in a video game arcade and a group from my area came in and they wanted to play games.  I spoke with them in German and gave them a free ride on the virtual reality ride.  Their minds were blown but that’s about as wild as they get.  A lot of those documentaries on the subject are pretty bad and look at the practice in the the more modern and not entirely Amish communities.

    @tinkerrbella - glad you enjoyed

    @hesacontradiction - the quiet ones in the bonnets or with the bowl cuts.

  • @bonmots - well I’ve read the Amish newsletter and there are Amish all over the world and they don’t actively proselytize but they will let anyone convert.

  • Were those really all Amish?  On their whatever they call it?  You know, I’ve never actually spoken with any.  

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - That is interesting, and sad to hear about. So those around you are like the strict of the strict Amish. Wow. Some years ago…there was this “reality” TV show called Amish in the City about some Amish kids that got put in a house with some regular kids…it was actually very interesting to watch their interactions and beliefs and such.

  • @opticalnoise - hahaha…you know when that song came out I heard a few Amish communities were upset but then other communities rose up and said anyone who complained wasn’t a devout amish because they were obviously watching TV.

  • @BenelliMan - I suppose you saw a lot of that in Tomah.  I love going to the Walmart there because you’d see people walking around in their military fatigues and then you’d see Amish walking around in their garb and then the parking lot would see camouflage vehicles and Amish buggies tied up at hitching posts.

  • @npr32486 - no I just look for random women doing random activities but I’ve talked to a few who’ve left that way of life and they say nothing good of what goes on behind closed doors.  I have driven a few to cities for doctor appointments or other business.  I think they’ve liked me because I speak a bit of German.

  • @AdamsWomanFell - There was a short lived drama back in the late 80s that was fascinating because back then the Amish were just moving into this area and little was known about them.  It starred Merlin Olsen and was called Aaron’s Way.  It was about an Amish kid who left the community and moved to California and he knocked up a woman who owned a vineyard but then he died so this Amish family moved to California to take care of his affairs and work the vineyard.  

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - I don’t remember that show. Was that the guy that was in Little House on the Prairie TV show? And he was also a former ball player?

  • The indecent peeling of carrots… WTF?

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - that is one thing in their favor

  • hahaha….. well, I can’t imagine how conservative those Amish are, if Old Order Amish are too liberal for em. LOL 

  • I think I know the girl that’s throwing the leaves in the air, or at least she looks like someone I know. 

  • Those heathens.  Loved it, thanks.

  • Brother Ezekial sounds like a pill lol.  I like the amish because they make yummy food.  

  • I heard from a good sauce, Soy I think it was, that a Amish girl was once expelled. I think the reason was too Mennonite.

  • Amish porn: pix of wrists and ankles.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - Yeah, they’re generally pretty friendly. And roller blades are so very edgy. Hah.

  • hahaha excellent dancing from the girl there!
    first prize! :)

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