October 13, 2011
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Terrible Tattoo Thursday 10/13 -edit-
Well I decided to go back to my bread and butter. Questionable tattoos!
The first time I saw this tattoo my skin crawled. Kids, this is why we must never stop teaching grammar in the classrooms.
Oh man, Chi-tonw rocks. Sweet home Chicoga.
I have an Aunt Elesie. I don't know if she stabs people in the back causing them to get a tattoo.
Maybe he spent time in prison where toothbrushes are routinely used to stab others.
This tattoo is tragically comical.
Who knew golf could be so hardcore?
A cock blowing bagpipes. Hmm how could I make this into a sexually suggestive comment?
He's totally a member of the plumbers union.
Such a cute little baby.
I think the tattoo looks upset that the person tried to get a portrait.
I guess that's one way to avoid having to pluck your eyebrows but I think if I was with her I'd feel like a dendrophiliac.
This is a tattoo to protest against cat abortions.
No thank you.
Why does the baby look like Curly from the Three Stooges?
Don't ask where the Pooh is.
Kid's show, kid's show, oh good lord it's the kid's show...I'd so get that tattoo. Don't get it? Click here.
I always had suspicions about their relationship.
Why? Just why?
Hey, I caught her at the right angle. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA How cool is it to see a tattoo of the Pythagorean Theorem? Well it is for nerds like me. Actually I hated geometry and only passed because I was in football. Strangely I also did poorly in Algebra I but I aced Algebra II. FREAKY! Geometry class was a blast because I got to sit next to the hottest girl in my class all year. Thank you God and thank you faulty brain.
Ick-abod Crane would probably crap his pants if he saw this tattoo. Yes, that is a reference to 19th century literature.I forgot to add this cool tattoo video. It doesn't fit much with the theme but I liked it. It's the first ever animated tattoo.
Hope you enjoyed and weren't too repulsed to leave eprops.
Comments (25)
Why, just why?
That tattoo is the diagram of the surgical procedure the crazy doctor showed his 'patients' before sewing them together in the horror film "The Human Centipede".
He was experimenting to see if he could successfully join the digestive systems of three people. He had done it with dogs but wanted to make it work in human subjects.
I don't recommend this movie unless you've got quite literally a cast iron stomach. It's utterly, graphically disgusting.
I WANT THE NECK TAT
@ZombieMom_Speaks - I knew where it was from but I'm questioning why a person would get that tattoo.
@ShimmerBodyCream - Oh that's right, you're from Chicago. A few years back when I was working in the Dells I had these girls talking about how they were from Chicago. I asked which suburb and they replied "Rockford". My jaw dropped.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Cuba, IL representin'
lmao!! I hate mispelled tattoos. Actually I hate tattoos in general, but these were funny to look at, especially with the captions you put under them.
Is there, at some point, when the recipient of the tat says, "WTF?" I suppose not, for these folks. It seems that every "adorable" kid tat just looks frightening. Absolutely frightening.
I actually like the math one too. I've been watching too many episodes of Number's on Netflix. All kinds of math stuff sounds cool now.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Oh. Yeah, that's a good question.
people really have sick minds. O.o
That last bit was cool. Very. I want one that will clean my house. Sign me up, bro.
AUGH the bad spelling, noooooo!
It should be a requirement that people who are tattoo artists must perform spell-check.
I'm too repulsed to leave eProps.
Wow, these are crazy. Do you think when a tattoo is misspelled it's because the person asked for it that way or the tattoo artist screwed up? And if it's the person who got the tattoo, why didn't that tattoo artist say something???
Batman and Robin...SMH.
I saw bits and pieces of the Human Centipede. Very very disturbing. Who the heck writes about stories like that? Maybe the author is a fan of 2G1C type fetishes.
I remember Wonder Showzen on MTV2. That was some insanely disturbing but hilarious content. I also remember Stankervision/The Damn Show. Remember Rackem Willie? And this skit was so wrong...yet hilarious.
Those creepy portraits are the reason all my tattoo's are of symbols and scrollwork. And not easily seen unless I mean for you to see them
The Human Centipede?! GOOD LORD! That is TERRIBLE. A friend of mine told me that they're making TWO MORE of those movies, and apparently the first one will be a rated-G movie compared to the next two.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
animated tat. pretty kewl!
that animated tattoo is sick. I would totally get a tiny QR code on me somewhere if I could link it to a video or a story or something bigger that I wouldn't want on my body.
but then again its kind of creepy like what if everyone had one and it was a way to identify people... okay now I don't want it anymore! hahaha
I must say though that tattoo goatee is hilarious.
You just got the Joke of the Month award....
" ... don't ask where the Pooh is. "
man, that wuz the perfect caption.
I loved the Batman and Robin tattoo.
Is it scary to realize that probably most of these people with their tattoos completed high school? I am not sure if I am laughing at them or crying at the condition of our schools. Maybe both.
hey.... you are my feature for the day! enjoy!
No caturday? That's ok, I'm not a cat man, I'm a new dog.
@ShimmerBodyCream - I'm wondering why so many places in the midwest are named after Cuba. There was a Cuba City that I played against in high school here in WI.
@College_Ruled11X85 - glad you enjoyed. I think part of me is jealous of people who get tattooed because I'm allergic to most of the inks they use.
@adventofreason - I know people that want their children to stay young forever but getting their image tattooed on your body doesn't work so well.
@LadyofWaters - Yeah, I have fun with that one but I don't know about formulas though. Maybe if she was a geometry teacher it would be good.
@StrawberrySunrises - I think a few of these tattoos were designed under the influence.
@adventofreason - yeah I actually liked that one. Maybe I should get that done but have it linked to my sex tape.
@leaflesstree - I asked a tattoo artist about misspelling once upon a time and he said that he always asked if the people were 100% sure if there were words and then he'd say that he didn't think it looked right. He couldn't say they misspelled it for some reason which I can't remember all these years later but basically if they presented him with something with words he had to tattoo it as how they presented it.
@Rob_of_the_Sky - ah...touche
@ShamrockLover - Well when I talked to a tattoo artist in the Dells about misspelling he said for some reason he couldn't tell them they misspelled it but he would say are you correct because it looks a little off. He said they basically were bound to use what was presented. Now if it was a design in their parlor and the person wanted to add words then he'd tell them things were misspelled.
@bluepillorredpill - I found a few Batman and Robin ones that were worse than that one.
I have all of Wonder Showzen on DVD. I loved it because it was so disturbing.
I found some Damn Show DVDs at Blockbuster a few years back and was shocked they'd have them on the shelves. Rack'Em Willie was on it as was the prostitute who gave relationship advice...god that was disturbing.
@cja1976 - I don't know why people get some of this stuff. I mean if it's symbolic yeah that's cool but gay Batman and gay Robin...not so much.
@Cestovatelka - I heard that they were going to make more but I didn't hear about the content. I haven't seen the first one. I think the closest I've come to seeing it was the South Park parody.
@BenelliMan - Yeah I liked that one. I wonder how often he gets to show it off.
@raspberryjade - Yeah I like the idea behind it. I'd have too many ideas to settle on just one.
the only way I'd consider a tattoo goatee is if it would kill off my hair growth so I wouldn't have to shave ever again.
@curiousdwk - I think it's a little of both. I saw so many people who were in college go nuts with tattoos. I think it's some sort of rebellion but nowadays it seems more rebellious not to get any tattoos.
@hesacontradiction - I did, thank you. I was going to come back and rec it when there was more traffic but I haven't been around today.
@NewDog2 - oh I'm working on something
@godfatherofgreenbay - I've actually lived in Havana, IL too.