October 16, 2011

• Why I Should be on the Xanga Council

  #caturday I see the Xanga team made and announcement that they were going to have a product council to discuss ways to improve Xanga.  I gave the Xanga team a simple answer to notify them that I was interested in helping out.  This week while I was sick I decided I would go all out and give you some reasons as to why I should be placed on this council because Xanga is a blogging site and I guess the best way to get my message out is to blog it.

  
  I figured out how to do the hashtags.  See → #PutGoGBonXangaProductCouncil
  
  Where else can you go on Saturday or Sunday to see adorable cat gifs?  #PutGoGBonXangaProductCouncil
  
  I have impeccable dress standards.  #PutGoGBonXangaProductCouncil
  
  I think Xanga should change it's slogan to: "Xanga, where people express their thoughts and no one gives a fuck and everyone is OK with that unless they disagree and then they write a hate post and everything turns into drama and friendships are torn in twixt."  #PutGoGBonXangaProductCouncil
  
  I try to avoid the drama although I've learned over the past year that the more people say they avoid drama they are the ones who are usually causing it.  #PutGoGBonXangaProductCouncil
  
  Remember that one time the N.Y. Giants were facing the Washington Redskins and Lawrence Taylor of the Giants tackled Joe Theisman of the Redskins with such ferocity that he Taylor broke Theisman's leg?  Well I'll let you infer as to what I'm implying.  #PutGoGBonXangaProductCouncil
  
  I know the difference between inference and implication.  #PutGoGBonXangaProductCouncil
  
  I once worked as a bouncer at a strip club.  You not think this translates to Xanga but it does in my world because I would grab so many people by the neck and show them the door and not let them return to Xanga ever again.  #PutGoGBonXangaProductCouncil
  
  Where else are you going to go for photos of cats that look like Hitler on Xanga?  #PutGoGBonXangaProductCouncil
  
  I love Xanga as much as I love beer and I'm a man that loves beer and salt water taffy and chicken cordon bleu.  #PutGoGBonXangaProductCouncil
  
  I am a former minister.  You may not think it has any implications to Xanga however I know so many ways to get you out of paying taxes.  #PutGoGBonXangaProductCouncil
  
  I don't recommend my own comments.  #PutGoGBonXangaProductCouncil
  
  I tend to be dependable and try to get along with everyone although some make it more difficult than others.  #PutGoGBonXangaProductCouncil
  
  I figure I’ll stick around Xanga for quite some time because it gives me an elevated sense of self.  Let’s just say I’m more popular than Jesus…Jones.  #PutGoGBonXangaProductCouncil
  
  I will fight so Xanga brings back the video, audio, and photo search options.  #PutGoGBonXangaProductCouncil
  
  There are certain aspects of Xanga that I don't want to see disappear and I have a feeling that people won't fight for them.  #PutGoGBonXangaProductCouncil
  
  I would see to it that if you had nothing good to say about someone on Xanga then you'd just post shit about them regardless...oh wait that's already done.  #PutGoGBonXangaProductCouncil
  
  I'll send you a postcard if you elect me.  #PutGoGBonXangaProductCouncil
  
  This is my cat Kiki.  She drinks whiskey.  She is a badass and she learned her badassery from me so you know I'll be awesome on the Xanga council.  Oh and you want proof I'm a badass besides drinking Evan Williams?  I shot that deer. #PutGoGBonXangaProductCouncil
  
  This is my other cat, Lua.  She is packing so imagine how upset she'll get if you don't put me on the council.  #PutGoGBonXangaProductCouncil
  
  I think that sums it up.  #PutGoGBonXangaProductCouncil

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