October 20, 2011
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I Wrote a Children's Book
I had a busy day. My dad and I went to a family reunion type thing. One of his aunts is in failing health so she wanted to see as much family as she could before she kicked off. I was the youngest one there. Ah...I love being able to set my own schedule. I think tomorrow instead of a tattoo post that I'll post some photos I've taken over the past couple of weeks. Anyway here's my book, Uncle Adolf Gets a Surprise.
I hope you enjoyed.
Comments (56)
That was so sweet. =P
But, where did the people come from?! Were they hiding from Uncle Adolf?
Uncle Adolf seems like a likable character. I'm rooting for him!
nice
nice
is it available at barnes and noble?
Uncle Adolf seems like a rather cool guy. Yay for finding Blondi!
very clever... and, actually, this kind of fits in with what i'm gonna post a little later... you'll see.
PUPPY
Ha. Let me know when this will be available for download on my Kindle. I'll share it with my niece.
Bahahaha, terrific!
Uncle Adolf seems so nice!
You've seen this, right? -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFA-rOls8YA
@Rob_of_the_Sky - XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD You are always so consistently funny!!!!
ha ha i feel sorry for that dog.
Are you gonna do one about Cousin Benito next?
This is why cats are better than dogs. No way would a cat suck up to anybody just because it's his birthday. A cat may offer a hairball as a gift, but that doesn't mean much. To the cat, that is.
@ShimmerBodyCream - I'm totally going to sell it on my cousin's website. I've been after him for years to start a children's section and also to let him know that some of his family members are Jews.
@Pink_TeaCups - why would anyone hide from Uncle Adolf? He is so loving.
@Rob_of_the_Sky - you know, there's people out there that deny that Uncle Adolf was a likeable fellow. If only they knew the truth.
@James2012 - @dmcx2010 - glad you enjoyed
@boilingicicle - hopefully one day, I think the good people at StormFront want the chance to sell it first.
@starmanjones - it is indeed...something
@ZombieMom_Speaks - Blondi is such a pretty dog. Uncle Adolf was a lucky man.
@Peridot21 - awesome! I can't wait. I'm looking at the post right now.
@emily_shannon - I had a friend who raised dogs just like Blondi. I also know a guy who has a big dog just like Blondi but he calls his dog Trooper. I bet Uncle Adolf would like a faithful Trooper.
So beautiful. I laughed. I cried. I got my appetite back.
@AmanduhPie - Well I think the good people at StormFront want to sell it first but I'll let you know.
@randaness - thank you, glad you enjoyed.
Cool story bro!
@In_Reason_I_Trust - I can't believe there are people out there that deny Uncle Adolf was nice. He provided housing and showers for people that everyone seemed to hate.
That video was great. Have you ever seen the Chad Vader videos?
@StrawberrySunrises - Yeah, the historic Blondi met such a sad demise.
@bloggicus_maximus - I was thinking of a story about a guy who balances chairs on his chin and takes over China. Chair man Mao.
@girlForgetful - my cat just offered my a furball this morning. She tried burying it but that's probably because she was pissed that I didn't clean it up fast enough for her liking.
@dirtbubble - I'm glad you got that appetite back. I was hoping this might save or destroy Xanga.
@spinner_mom - thank you so much. I hope to see this in schools one day.
Wow, I am impressed. I didn't know you had a knack for children's literature.
Sadly, it looks like your cousin probably wouldn't get the joke.
@godfatherofgreenbay - That's so hacky, but it's amazing. How about a comic book where they're all superheroes protecting the world from democracy and liberty?
@distractedbyzombies - yeah he doesn't like me linking to his site but then free publicity is publicity. I think I have more traffic than he does.
@bloggicus_maximus - YES! That's even better!
@godfatherofgreenbay - Chad Vader? I just did! It's funneh!
@In_Reason_I_Trust - I love that series. It was shot in Madison at a food cooperative where I sometimes shop. Madison's former mayor appeared in a couple of the videos.
@godfatherofgreenbay - We gotta find someone to do the art while we write 'em.
I bet Uncle Adolph went on to have a wonderful life! Sigh.
I wish that book had been around when my kids were kids! BTW: could you write a children's book about Uncle Charlie?
HUGS!
I didn't realize uncle adolf had color pictures... there could be a conspiracy in here.
Wow, that is a brilliant story.
@AdamsWomanFell - hmmm Uncle Charlie Manson? That might be doable however I'd fear people reading it and coming under his spell.
@LadyofWaters - actually there has been color photography for a long time, probably even before World War II.
@godfatherofgreenbay - You're right. I hadn't thought of that. I think the right person could sway some xangans to do just about anything.
So am I a dumb ass if I tell you I found this disturbing as hell? I mean I get the tongue in cheek sneeringness of it, but I almost feel like I need to take a shower.
@leaflesstree - glad you enjoyed
@adventofreason - sorry
No, no, don't be sorry. I understood what you were doing and all that, I predicated my statement with an acknowledgement of my dumbassedness. No worries.
@godfatherofgreenbay - I guess I just didn't think about it since most older photos I see are in black and white or sepia like. Usually around that age too... Guess poor people didn't have the color stuff yet.
Now that's ironic! Today at work, we were discussing philosophical theories of would anyone kill someone if it meant saving millions of people? Then religion got involved and the talk got confusing and fucked up, but I had presented the hypothesis that if you could go back and kill Hitler when he was a young boy, would you do it? Gaddafi wasn't a problem,but when you humanized Hitler playing (with a dog in your case, mine was a kitten) and had been given a chance to go to art school, the situation became blurred. Funny how you posted this today of all days. uhmmmm.....
I am worried about you.