October 27, 2011

  • Tattoo Thursday 10/27 Halloween Edition

    I was hesitant to call these terrible because some of them are nice.  Maybe it’s the concept that is flawed.


    Zombie Axl Rose…WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE WE GOT YOUR FUN AND BRAINS!  BRAINS!

    Zombie Lady Gaga…such a glamour zombie

    Zombie Old Elvis…has anyone read the book series that the TV series True Blood is based on?  You’d know that Elvis didn’t die and became a zombie.

    Zombie Young Elvis…this debate is greater than the Young Elvis vs. Old Elvis postage stamp.  I think the young Elvis tattoo is better.  TCB?  Tattoos cure boredom.

    Zombie Rob Zombie…that’s sort of redundant.

    Zombie Johnny Cash…I’m sort of surprised they didn’t surround him in a burning ring of fire.

    Zombie Albert Einstein…brains equal zombie fangs squared

    Zombie Michael Jackson…hide your young boys.  He wants to get his undead hands on their brains.

    Zombie Mozart…I think he’s coming back to hunt down ICP and Jack White for covering his song about licking ass.

    Zombie Angelina Jolie…she even looks great in tattoo form and zombie form

    Zombie Judy Garland…I hear that if you look at this tattoo with Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon” it totally syncs up and makes sense.

    Zombie Pee Wee Herman…the secret word for the day is “fucked up”.

    Zombie Bob Dylan…no wonder he sang the Tombstone Blues.

    Zombie Danny Trejo…this one blows my mind.  It’s a tattoo of a guy who has tattoos and they even got his signature tattoo down.  AWESOME!

    Zombie Benjamin Franklin…he’s coming back to fly your kites, be on your $100 bills, and eat your brains.  And then he’ll steal your women and be admired for decades for being one of the great Christian founding zombie fathers.

    Zombie Marilyn Monroe…wasn’t she a zombie in her final days?

    Zombie Marilyn Monroe…that smile and the blood, she makes such a hot zombie.

    Zombie Carole Lumbard…she was taken from us too soon so now she’s back as a zombie.

    Zombie Betty Page…I’d probably let her tie me up and eat my brains.

    Zombie Audrey Hepburn…she eats brains when she has breakfast at Tiffany’s.

    Zombie Mae West…is that a gun in your pocket or are you going to let me eat your brains?

    Zombie Ava Gardner…Howard Hughes turned her into a germaphobe, Mickey Rooney turned her into cynic, Frank Sinatra turned her into a moll…but who turned her into a zombie?

    At least there’s no split pea soup on his hands.

    Zombie Justin Bieber…well most of his fans are zombies so yeah…PERFECT!

    I hope you enjoyed.

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