November 1, 2011
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Weird Musings Of A Pissed off Hollywood Extra
Did you see me on tonight's episode of How I Met Your Mother? Look real hard.
Now send me nudes!
So I was watching ESPN Saturday morning. I always love those signs where people say something clever using the call letters from the network. Well I think we found one word that can be used for every letter in ESPN.
This was nice to see what happened to the kid and dog from Up.
Ah, yes, the traditional Halloween costume for the pregnant.
Tee-hee, it's an item that holds things.
Party on!
Hopefully this gets the message across. I love hoarding my candy.
I think this is racist.
Is it me or does Tony Larussa look like Frank Reynolds but with more hair?
Firefoxy
Normally I wouldn't eat dat ass but for this I'd make an exception.
Oh shit! I have a clog in my sink.
Porn is better than democracy.
I've always wanted a velvet painting. I guess Jesus watching over a semi-truck would suffice. The only way it could be better is if Elvis was involved.
ELVIS+JESUS+VELVET=HEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope everyone had a great Halloween.
Comments (28)
Porn is a sure sign that a nation is advanced.
@Rob_of_the_Sky - I also remember reading somewhere that said that the economy is indicative on how well the porn industry is doing. If there are high amounts of money made then the economy will be good but if the numbers slip then the economy will dip. Porn hasn't been doing that well the past few years so the economy is screwed much people in porn.
Elvis and Jesus on one velvet painting???
jeeez... that's really space saving and convenient for 20 foot trailers....
see? elvis IS involved.
firefoxy is right. rawr.
Porn might be better than democracy. I've heard a theory that no man can fight while he's looking at good porn.
and why wouldn't jesus and elvis be on the same painting? look for one with them over a semi- and you've got the whole package.
@emily_shannon - haha I've heard that too. xD
That pregnant chick looks suspiciously like a woman who was flirting with me at the party on Friday...
Heh...I needed that. Now go do more! I neeeeeeeed moar!!!
clog in the sink . . . lolololollol (i am so mature)
haha clog in the sink. xD
x-seh-lent...
just got back from vegas... on halloween... stayed at the hard rock... with my 14 year old daughter and 15 of her soccer teammates... a clog in the sink would have been a fine thing... even that holding thing up pic was innocuous... but at least i have enough blog material for the next 70 years...
Clog. HAHAHAHA.
Yes, I'm amused by simple puns.
What if it was Elvis & Jesus watching over a hot woman on a Harley? That would be an awesome velvet painting.
We want porn in Iraq... LOL
a clog in the sink lol... i liked that one the best
@roscoes_farm - When I was working in a tourist town, my store had so many velvet paintings but no Jesus or Elvis paintings. I was so upset. I said that if we ever got any in that I would buy them on the spot and wouldn't even worry about using my employee discount.
@complicatedlight - ELVIS IS EVERYWHERE!
@emily_shannon - maybe that's why the military no longer allows porn for troops. A while back I was getting sort of emo and thought of closing shop because Xanga was such a bitchy place, well I received an email from a U.S. soldier pleading that I don't close this place because it's the closest they have to porn.
@promisesunshine - both Jesus and Elvis are God's gifts to humanity?
@GodlessLiberal - at first I thought she was a family member which is odder
@cja1976 - glad I could help, I'll try to keep up the good work and finding photos.
@adventofreason - I think my maturity took a dive for posting it
@StrawberrySunrises - I laughed so hard when I first saw it
@xplorrn - you are a better man than me, I don't think I could take more than an hour with that many teenage girls outside of a classroom where they talk about ponies, boys, stickers, and Facebook.
@leaflesstree - I think you just gave me the holy grail of velvet paintings. OFF TO THE VELVET PAINTING STORE!
You would've loved my high school Latin and English teacher. Every day he had puns galore. Why some might say he was rather punny.
@RestlessButterfly - porn makes people happy and then it makes some people, namely me, suffer from inferiority complex
@Peridot21 - that one was my favorite as well.
indeed! take the bottom painting, please, in which he is depicted as the love child of jerry orbach and neil young.
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