November 4, 2011

• Lukewarm Links 11/3

  So how was your day?  Really?  That's interesting.  Did you get that thing on your, you know, checked out?  Oh that's good.  I'm glad the doctor said it was going to be easily removed.  Do you want to read links now?  OK, then here they are.

  1.  I was talking about the worst things you could receive while trick-or-treating on my Motivation post.  Well here is another list of the ten worst things you can receive.  #1...there was an old lady on my block when I was a kid and every year she gave those out and it wasn't like a large amount either, it was two or three.  Even all those years ago, you could buy nothing with 3 cents.

  2.  Have you ever wondered what it's like to go to a Halloween party at the Playboy mansion?  Well if you have, check out this site.  I expected more nudity.

  3.  A few of my friends refer to Halloween as Slutoween because girls tend to wear slutty costumes.  Anyway here's a list of slutty Halloween costumes and what they mean.

  4.  Here's a collection of creepy vintage Halloween costumes.

  5.  I know this is late but here's another collection of awesome Halloween costumes. 

  6.  I know this is late and I've already included a link to the worst treats to receive on Halloween but here's a collection of the worst things to hand out.  Is it weird to say that a majority of those I like?  By the way...what the hell are wax lips?  I never understood them.

  7.  I was actually thinking of ordering one of these hats to wear as my Halloween costume but I didn't get around to it and I thought $30 was a bit stiff for a fez.

  8.  I have often wondered why I can't get a job writing in TV.  I couldn't do much worse than these TV shows.  I seriously think I could come up with something better than My Mother the Car or Poochinski or a TV show based on commercial cavemen.

  9.  Here's something I learned about make-up.  Hmmm I wonder if that throws a loop in that one guy's stance about circumcision.  I mean if we don't circumcise then women won't have make-up and then the population will decrease.

  10.  I went to a car show in Minneapolis a few years back and I didn't notice any cars.  I only looked at the girls showing off the cars.  I don't think anyone really sees the cars.  Anyway, here's a collection of girls showing off cars at the Frankfurt Motor Show.
  
  11.  I know this is fake but damn that is a good business to establish...afterlife telegrams.  I know there'd be people interested in paying me to send telegrams to dead people.

  12.  OK, in my man laws I covered times when it is permissible for men to cry.  I read this article and that was one of those times.

  
  NOOOO I THOUGHT IT WOULD LAST FOREVER!
  
  So true
  
  I'm in love...I just need to teach her to drink beer and not water.
  
  I'm in love.  I've only I knew how to use the Force to remove clothing.
  
  Es macht Spaß
  
  UNO!
  
  Best. Costume. EVER!
  
  Ummm I can't make a joke here but I'll just say this, cannibalism has never been so cute.
  
  Worst. Costume. EVER!  Actually it's not much of a costume.  Somehow that kid got a hold of one of my used condom wrappers. 
   
  Well for some reason Xanga photos isn't working so I guess that ends this post.  Have a great night.

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