November 4, 2011
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Terrible Tattoo Thursday 11/3
Alright it's the time of the week you have all been itching for. It's tattoo time. Oh by the way, you should probably get that itch checked out by a physician.
Oh, wow, it looks so REAL. Those adamantium claws are going to get me. Look out!
See they got me and they pierced my man boobs.
While the X-Men is a good comic book series, I don't think that's a good choice for a tattoo. That wasn't even a good issue. They so should've went with Uncanny X-Men #137 "The Death of Jean Grey".
Wolverine and My Little Pony...a match made in hell. You can pet the pony's hair and then Wolverine will pierce your boobs with his claws.
What a nutty tattoo! Actually that may be one of the best portrait tattoos I've ever seen.
Beavis and Butthead are back on TV and too bad this guy is going to have to live with these tattoos for some time.
Can anyone tell me where this tattoo is from? It's a movie that I love.
No, YOU'RE WELCOME...maybe she should also get "Cum Again" tattooed back there.
Even though I got The Human Centipede from the library yesterday, I haven't watched it yet. I was thinking of viewing it tomorrow evening and possibly seeing if any single ladies want to come over and watch it with me.
This guy is supposedly famous for his tattoo of Bear Bryant. How awesome is that! People become famous for tattoos of famous people. My brain is about to explode.
I think Mount Rushmore needs a face lift.
A tattoo of Chunk and Sloth would best positioned on the stomach so when you do the Truffle Shuffle they will dance with you.
NO! Girl's don't do that!
Well that is a whale of a whale tail. I think that would be cheaper in the long run than letting thongs show and it could also give the illusion that the person with the tattoo wears sexy panties when she's actually wearing granny panties or nothing at all.
Cut along the dotted line. If I saw that tattoo back in my drinking daze I probably would've found the biggest pair of scissors I could find and try to cut them toes.
Ick-abod Crane would probably crap his pants if he saw this tattoo. Yes, that is a reference to 19th century literature.
I just hope this isn't a tribute tattoo. I seriously do not know any parent that gives their baby a bottle that is larger than the baby. I think that would pose a lot of problems for the child.
I like cars. I just don't think I could ever bring myself to tattoo a car logo on my body. OK, I have thought of getting the Chevy bowtie tattooed on my throat because that way I am always ready for a classy situation.
UGH! Why? Aren't Jeeps rugged and manly vehicles? What is with the flowers and vines? Are people that daft?
I guess he's my competition when it comes to the ladies' attention with tongue usage.I hope you enjoyed.
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This portion of your weekly offerings could be subtitled "Stuff that you should not do, even though at the time it sounds great, but the fact of the matter is you are either a dolt or drunk."
You are always watching out for us. Thank you.
Here's one for you: http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Fan-tattoos-arm-to-honor-non-existent-Texans-Sup?urn=nfl-wp11005
I still freak out anytime I see that Human Centipede tattoo (I think you posted it before). The last one made me LOL pretty well. That is one mighty-as-hell tongue
Ha!
I'd rather have a penis...er...a peanut on my butt, than Jimmy Carter!
"Cum again!" Ha! Good one, Matty!
And, yes, Satan is a hell of a lick-er!
HUGS!
my eyes are burning.
Never go tattooing when drunk!
Hilarious!
HAHAHA @ the last one and wolverine riding my little pony. that is awesome.
also, the scissors one is really creative, though it really bothers me that those toes are connected... hahaha
let's keep comics on the pages shall we?
Why would anyone want a tattoo of claws piercing their boobs? I'm in pain just looking at that. And...Wolverine on a My Little Pony...What? Did that person just pick two things at random to stick together, with no knowledge of either? Or are they trying to say that Wolverine is gay, because if they said that to his face I think they'd really experience what it's like to have adamantium claws pierce their boobs...and other things.
I like the X-Men, but I don't think I'd ever get even a temporary tattoo of one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67PJo0bxi9w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3F2y2hRP4o&feature=related
think i've sent you these before... but it's the ramones...
Least the jeep tattoo looks professional. Some of those tattoos look home made.
Man that second one makes me shiver and not in a good way.
nice... these weere more tolerable
Bwaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaa.... " CUM AGAIN " -- what a great caption !!!!!!!
Man, you iz one funny fuckah.
Holy hell....
*runs away screaming*
eww ick... bring back the Elvises!
These always make me giggle. However, some of those butts, I wish I hadn't seen. Eesh!
"This is where I poo?" Why woul...ya know, never mind. The "You're welcome" chick actually had a pretty nice ass until she did that. I was in a very low mood yesterday and spent part of the afternoon looking at some incredibly extreme tattoos. That always lifts my spirits.
As a hard-core X-Men fan I might get a small circle with an X in it on my arm or chest but nothing like that.
I want the wolverine one with the claws!
@adventofreason - well I am glad to help. I would love to see statistics about how many drunken tattoos I've prevented.
@carolinavenger - WHAT A DOLT! That is horrible. Did you hear about how the New York Islanders will have a tattoo parlor inside their stadium for the hockey season? That should be great for the future of these posts.
@Cestovatelka - Oops, my bad. I probably forgot to take it out of my tattoo folder. They say the tongue is the most powerful muscle in the body.
@AdamsWomanFell - glad you enjoyed. I wonder if Jimmy Carter likes being all over that guy's ass.
@promisesunshine - hahaha...sorry
@MysticRythms - words a lot of these people should've read
@victoria_lynn_92 - glad you enjoyed
@raspberryjade - glad you liked, I had a friend who had toes like that. I was hoping he'd see this for tattoo ideas.
@dooE - exactly, I don't know what would possess someone to get a comic cover tattooed on their entire back.
@leaflesstree - Yeah I got pains when I saw the piercing one too. I get phantom pains at things like that. I'm glad I'm not alone. I can handle temporary tattoos although temporary henna tattoos can be dangerous. There were these kids in Minnesota who went to Florida and their parents got them temporary henna work and the henna was bad or something and it ended up scaring the kids so they have permanent scars.
@xplorrn - awesome...I love those and wished they used them in the big screen Spiderman movies.
@LadyofWaters - that's true
@Grannys_Place - It looks weird, like the guy is getting groped
@pinktiger335 - yes, I try to put out normal ones most of the time and that makes the shocking ones more shocking.
@roscoes_farm - glad you enjoyed...come again...see I wrote COME there so behave
@firetyger - yes, exactly
@Peridot21 - OK Peridot...OK
@ShadesOfWynter - sorry about that
@blonde_apocalypse - glad I could help cheer you up. I don't know why some of these people would tattoo the things that the do on their bodies.
@bluepillorredpill - yeah, I've heard of people getting real size Superman S's tattooed on their chests but even that is way too much
@TheMushyPear - but it would rot your skin
@godfatherofgreenbay - That is so true. Those other ones can be big shockers.
And to think that these are the people who vote in the President of the US.
@curiousdwk - and some of them could be future leaders of the House and Senate
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