I haven't done one of these for a couple of weeks so I thought I'd bring it back because I've found more tattoos, some of a questionable nature.  In my last post @peridot21 asked for more Elvis tattoos...well here you go.

Hunk a hunk a rotting flesh

Did you know Elvis was cross-eyed?  Neither did I?

Vampire Elvis will suck your blood and then eat all your peanut butter and bananas.

A lot of people think that when you die that your hair and fingernails keep growing.  It's just the flesh receding.  Anway, corpse Elvis has some awesome hair for being a corpse.

I can't tell if this is zombie samurai Elvis or vampire samurai Elvis.

You know you don't see many tattoos of Elvis when he was...ahem...larger.  Well here's large zombie Elvis.  He really seems to be Takin' Care of Brains.

Here's larger zombie Elvis.  I never knew brains weren't healthy for you to eat.

This zombie Elvis is quite the singer, he sings out of the side of his mouth as well.  He also has quite the ventriloquist act.

At first I thought this was Michael Jackson but then I realized that Michael Jackson was white.

"Your brains were always on my mind"
In my last post @godfatherofgreenbay asked for more board game related tattoos.

OK so maybe it's not a board game.  Maybe it's just that guy's favorite exclamation during sex.

Would you like to have surgery from a surgeon who has this tattoo on his arm?

I don't think that mouse trap would catch anything, especially not girls.  It would be impressive if he had the whole trap tattooed on his body and it was interactive.

You guessed "7"?  YOU GUESSED "7"!

I don't know what Dzienis is but I think I know 5 across is sex.  Also I love how soccer is falling apart.

It would be impossible to be a criminal with a Colonel Mustard tattoo.  They'd always suspect you.

I bet if SOPA passes this tattoo will get Xanga shutdown because that guy is definitely infringing on copyrights.  Great tattoos but that artist is no Van Gogh.

Keep it real...real awesome.  Wait, is that Tupac in the background?  He's still alive you know.

I'd like to have that whole world in my hands.

Well it looks like Kelly is a load of fun.

I hope you enjoyed

I figure I may as well post this now because it's bound to get here sooner or later and I wanted to be the one who posted this.  Somehow nude and sex pics featuring yours truly with my last girlfriend leaked on Tumblr last night.  I have no clue how they were accessed but somehow there they were.  Well if you are curious, here they are.

She said she didn't think they were that big.

She started singing that Katy Perry song about the lollipop at this point.

She's the one who brought the handcuffs.

I think we did everything in the Kama Sutra.  I think this one was called Flexing Grasshopper Laughing Dog.

I have no clue why I was wearing a top hat and a monocle but she I wasn't second-guessing her when she let me do that to her.

I hope she's not lactose intolerant.

I'd thought I'd also include the video if you want to watch it all transpire.

OK, time to get serious.  There were no nude pics and no sex.  I'm still celibate.  What I was trying to do here was show you what will happen if the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) is passed.   When you think of it, stopping online piracy sounds like a good thing but this could change the internet as we know it.  The entertainment industry will be able to block or censor sites that they think violates copyright infringement.  The vagueness of this bill could affect sites you use every day.  Sites like Youtube, Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, eBay, Myspace, Megaupload, Esty, Livejournal, Mediafire, WordPress, Wikipedia, Google, all forum sites, and the site you're reading this on...Xanga.

I can understand that the entertainment industry isn't thrilled with people illegally downloading and transmitting their products without paying for it but the issue isn't if you support, oppose, or don't care about this act.  SOPA will allow companies to block the domain names of websites that seemingly encourage or are capable of allowing online piracy.

Kids, this means that if the old godfatherofgreenbay wrote a few posts about downloading music or TV shows, the people at an entertainment company could block the domain name of Xanga.  They can't block the IP address of Xanga, they can just block the domain name so technically you could still access Xanga but only if you knew the IP address.  The bill is flawed because it will not stop online piracy.  It's just going to stop people promoting piracy.  If it's possible to post pirated material on the site, then a claim can be filed against the website.  What could bring it down?  It could be something like posting a copyrighted image in a post or leaving a positive comment about online piracy in the comment box.  If a site is found to violate this act they will have 5 days to appeal and when running the risk of copyright infringement the company will err on the side of caution and remove the material. 

What can you do?  Educate yourself.  Read through this post about what all the bill entails.  Also, read through the actual bill and see how vague and draconian it is.  Next, contact your congressman and not by email since most of the time they don't spend time reading emails.  They'll just send you a form letter saying that they appreciate your comments.  CALL THEM!  Flood their phone lines.  Sign petitions.  Get the word out.  This bill has been fast-tracked in Congress so we need to get the word out now.

Sign a petition here.  Contact your Congressman.