November 22, 2011
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Homework Assignment 11/21
I finished reading your last assignment and was thoroughly pleased. After the long hiatus it seems like you still know how to answer questions. I guess you get plenty of practice using the religious restaurant site. Everyone gets an A.
This week you have the choice of one of two assignments or for extra credit you can do both.
A.
B .
OK, class, get to work.
Comments (38)
A.
BAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm so non-athletic. Any athlete could beat me, even a Cleveland Browns player.
B.
lmao. That is such a weird question. I have no idea how I'd describe my genitals.
B. oh. my. gawd. ... oh wait, that's not my answer to B, it's my reaction to B.
feeling rather indianna jones and brings gun to sword fight.... gatling behind bullet proof glas enough
hmn i can now cheat. what athlete? b: george of jungle.
Answer A) Gabrielle Reece! Because she doesn't believe in crunches! Haaiiii yaaaahhh! Chop to the middle! But I
her, so I so totally wouldn't fight her. 
Number two: I like em.
:: giggles in a deranged manner ::
I like this assignment.
In a fair fight (though I love her), Serena Williams. She's got a lot more 'girly' in her than I do, and unless she grabs a weapon I'm taking her ass down.
In a not-fair fight (which in this case, I'd prefer), I'd beat the hell out of that football player who does this snarky little bow to taunt the opposing team. I can't remember his name at the moment but that won't stop me from kicking his ass. The reason I think I can beat him: because heavy equipment only protects against so much, and it is no guarantee that a crazed bitch running after you brandishing a gymsock with a brick in the end won't do some serious damage before security shows up.
LOL - que?! Cute. Pink. Sensitive. Describe yours.
a) what kind of fight? fist, sissy, cat??? i think for most modern athletes, once you land a shot to the face, they're more worried about their 'image' than anything else... if we're going fist - i know i'd knock the shit out of donovan landycakes... can't stand that crybaby...
b) the who said it best... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uFcPjILC7k&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL13E18B151067069E
i could have gone lot's o' places with this one.... excellent question...
yeah i started here... saw this and had to go in a different direction...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OmtoXY2MR8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDbs5PA1Vrg&feature=related
a) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDCQhxwE_UA i could probably take them. but this was just darn fun to watch.
b) not for you
(sorry to disappoint)
Current pro? Wow. I am much better with athletes of the past. Hows about what's his name? The temperamental golfer with the long drives? No, not Happy Gilmore, the other guy. Cause he's always drunk and I'm pretty sure I could sneak up on him.
@xplorrn - I was thinking Meaty, Beaty, Big and Bouncy. But that's four words.
Really, really large
I'd love to get in a fight with Clay Matthews even though he'd probably kill me in the process..lol. Mmmm....
A. Are there any professional athletes in the Special Olympics?
B. Ladies love 'em. j/k
damn, these questions are way more advanced than the last ones I saw...
obviously I missed quite a few classes while on vacation from xanga...
Oh no. I am already chuckling.
I can beat Joe Frazier because he is deceased:):)
Describe my genitals in three words. 1-old 2-saggy 3-hell I can't think of a third word
@Grannys_Place - you made me laugh too. i'm sure you got a lotta mileage left.
I could beat Tyson. Cause I am just so bad-a**.
LOL
@Cestovatelka - no, I'm pretty sure you can beat some of the Browns but not Joe Thomas because Joe Thomas is awesome.
@Peridot21 - reaction...yeah, that's the ticket.
@starmanjones - At this moment I think I could take out Jay Cutler. Nice...I had so many three word names but I didn't write them down.
@spinner_mom - I think I could beat her if I made her watch how I coach volleyball. She would cringe to the point of death.
@roscoes_farm - hahaha...good one, I was going to go with Wisconsin crotch rocket but that might get confused with Buell.
@ZombieMom_Speaks - I think I would let Serena Williams pin me to the ground between her massive hips...just saying.
My three words....mmmm mmmm good
@xplorrn - yeah I was pissed by Donovan saying that winning the MLS Cup was the biggest thing he could ever accomplish.
And since you brought up The Who...my three words...Mama's Squeeze Box.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49H0IfoILwQ
I suppose I could go with the stones and Beast of Burden
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8On3UiBOTdQ
And I will stop with AC/DC and Shoot to Thrill
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-pR0MOJKZM
@distractedbyzombies - John Daly! I was just talking about that guy on youtube. Since I don't have one of those fancy new playstation xboxes I watch the kids post their video games on youtube and this one guy from my town which is totally creepy that I found him...anyway he makes cross sports players, like LeBron James in the NFL. I have suggested he make John Daly a boxer.
The Who...you could go with Mama's Squeeze Box or if someone needs aid from Viagra he might use Who Are You for a morning encounter.
@Rob_of_the_Sky - it's a trap
@npr32486 - Have you ever seen The Ringer with Johnny Knoxville?
Ladies usually utter three words when they're with me...Is that it?
@ShamrockLover - You know, it's interesting how many girls I know that say they'd like to get tossed around by Matthews.
@Zissu25 - well now you are back and you have to dive in
@Grannys_Place - there are a few people in the boxing world that I think I could take out...Joe Frazier, Muhammad Ali, and possibly George Foreman but the food he makes with his grill probably has made him healthy so he might outlast me.
@SamsPeeps - Sam would have your back although Tyson does have pet tigers or at least that's what the movie The Hangover would have me believe.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Eh. My little lion could kick his tiger's a** any day!
Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.
@godfatherofgreenbay - i hadn't heard that re: landy... but it is, he doesn't deserve a spot on the national squad for his famous disappearing acts... @distractedbyzombies - four words are a fine alternate... especially when combined with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BmkBroiw1s
or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INIZqXsNxTg&feature=related
or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHTdrPL22-Y
ok done too...
@xplorrn - hahaha! I really do need Pictures of Lily on my xanga playlist.
@godfatherofgreenbay - ha. If you've ever heard Keith Moon's live intro to that song, got to love his dragged out pronunciation. Squeeeeeeze box.
John Daly! It was driving me crazy. Damn, maybe he wasn't such a good choice. Drunk, belligerent, armed with golf clubs. Yep, poor choice.
@distractedbyzombies - it's a one of those songs that happens to... that most... that people can relate to - in one form or another...
@xplorrn - I just heard it on the Dan Patrick show yesterday so it was sort of just setting in.
@godfatherofgreenbay - what an idiot... sure that will sit well with dempsey, that can't stand each other as it is... let landy play mls and only mls...
@godfatherofgreenbay - If i ever get an authentic jersey, it will say Matthews on the back of it. Love him!