November 28, 2011
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I Wanna
I found a post I did three years ago and apparently it was a trend going around Xanga at the time where people posted things that they wanted to do. I guess it was a bucket list of sorts. I always wanted to do one of those Xanga trend things but I'm not cool or controversial enough. Anyway here's what I want.
1. I wanna...speak more languages. I don't think the amount I know now is enough or at least it hasn't paid off that I can speak and understand 8 languages.
2. I wanna...give out hugs to random strangers I meet on the street but now that Wisconsin has a conceal/carry permit I'd probably get shot.
3. I wanna...go to a bar and have everyone shout my nickname as I walk in.(it sounds close to Norm)
4. I wanna...punch the kid from Problem Child right square in the face because I can't stand him.
5. I wanna...roll a car off a cliff once again.(it was a tremendous adrenaline rush although now I am two inches shorter and have had memory issues, maybe another roll would correct it)
6. I wanna...petition 7-UP to have a real throwback or retro version of the soft drink. One where they put Lithium in the drink.
7. I wanna...be the next funny fat guy but not meet the same demise as Belushi, Farley, or Candy.
8. I wanna...grow a set of balls and post my "spring fling" photos on here. (A photo company came to my school with the idea of spring photos and called them Spring Fling Photos and the kids got to pick different poses. I did one and a couple years ago gave that picture out to a few friends but I think they threw it away. I was so cool too. I was seated on a bench and my elbow rested on my knee and my fist was under my chin and I had a wide open-mouthed smile.)
9. I wanna...ride a horse over a hill and when we barrel down the hill I fire a 6 shooter with the music from The Magnificent Seven playing and then I save whatever needs saving and ride off into the sunset and then my horse will rear up and I take off my cowboy hat and wave it as the screen fades to black.
10. I wanna...know what it's like to be happy.
So I guess that means you are tagged. I don't know how to force you to do this so do it at your own choosing.
And if you don't want to participate here are some things for you to laugh at.
I sat back there for hours and nothing happened. Talk about false advertising.
Have you ever wondered how NFL players answer nature's call when they are on the field? Apparently they get an equipment guy to hold up a towel while they piss into a Gatorade cup. I'd hate to be the one to take that cup after a long series. Oh and another way they do it is they just piss themselves. When you're playing in below freezing temperatures, urine may be your only source of heat until you get back to the locker room.
You'll probably have to open this one in a different tab. I thought that was a pretty good comeback except for the killing.
That was the best Choose Your Own Adventure book.
OK, those go together. I feel bad that that girl is going to be a mother...her poor, unborn child.
It's a great day indeed.
Comments (48)
I have gas.
@Grannys_Place - Again?
I like your wannas!
I love #2 and #9!!!
Aw. I hope #10 happens for you!
Parking for BJ's should be up front!
HUGS!!!!
@AdamsWomanFell - Aww well-I could blame it on the cat.
@Grannys_Place - or on TD?
I wanna dance till world ends.
You don't need 8, Mandarin, Spanish, English, know those three fairly well and you can communicate with over half the world.
One of the many problems with socialism (the 99%ers) is that they never have respect for any other thought, work, philosophy other their own.
i think you could do some of these things. the photo 8 for sure. really 8 languages? that's amazing. i laughed about number 9. got a little tear for number 10. happiness is in your hands. and i don't mean THAT.
guffawed big time about the sign, agree that parking should be up front.
i wanna have time to think about wannas.
i wanna be in the 1%, lol. and i hope you find #10.
the title automatically made me think of that all american rejects song... but, anywaaay, i like this... i might need to do one of these...... cause i never have any ideas about what to post ughhh... =/
You think telling a soldier that his salary is a "handout" is a "good comeback?" I am really starting to not like you.
I don't think people understand that there will always be poor people. I'm poor and I just deal with it. :-/ Not happy about it but I understand that I shouldn't take away from people just because they have something I don't. Even if it is millions of dollars. Let them gift it to me. Anyone with too much money just email me i'll send my address.
Oh and your "i want" with the horse. Sounds cool.
Lolol. I'm all for spiked sodas again. Ahh the good ole' days.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE38gDFxXrE
i wanna go on a vacation
@Grannys_Place - well I hope you take care of that. I think Beano works.
@AdamsWomanFell - haha..glad you enjoyed, yeah I should be upfront about liking them otherwise I may end up in a relationship with one girl...shudders...that was a mistake.
@RestlessButterfly - I hope you have enough energy
@ElevenStones - yeah, I was thinking of trying to get some Arabic training because that might guarantee a better job or maybe something covert like with an agency.
I think that's true about every political system. No one considers the other guy's view but yeah I can see that this is wrong with the new generation, it's a me first attitude but then when someone suggests that we need to work together to pull our country out of it's problems you get labeled a communist or a socialist.
@promisesunshine - I need to find the photos first. I think when I wrote the majority of this 8 years ago I had those photos readily available but I looked around my house and couldn't find them.
Thanks for specification about the happiness and hands.
@Ghost_Whisper48 - thanks, yeah it would be nice to be at that top percentage but then I'd wonder if I'd complain about being taxed. I probably wouldn't since I get taxed enough as it is.
@godfatherofgreenbay - i can't tell if you're being serious or not.
@LadyofWaters - that's true that there will always be poor. My problem with the banks and wall street is how when the government bailed them out, the government charged no interest rates for the payback however when the government wanted to borrow money the banks charged interest rates. It reminds me of a parable of Christ where the king shows mercy on a servant and then the servant goes out and beats another guy because he didn't give him his money.
@ShimmerBodyCream - spiked sodas and choose your own adventure books, that would be a helluva party.
@xplorrn - hahaha...love it...I love what our military does but I think they should stick to defending us from weapons of mass destruction.
@maniacsicko - vacations are always great, can't remember the last time I took one where I went somewhere I haven't been before.
@promisesunshine - well I was being sort of facetious but I do know that if I want happiness I have to go get it myself.
@godfatherofgreenbay - okey dokey. you work on that. slay any beasts today?
@godfatherofgreenbay - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2F4VcBmeo
@promisesunshine - no hunting season ended yesterday and I got nothing
@godfatherofgreenbay - come to pa. ours just started.
@xplorrn - I saw a stage version of that, well the movie was based on a play, but I saw the play after and it was so bad because the actors were trying to be impersonators.
http://youtu.be/1OZS6wem7OQ I wanna see a stage play of this movie. It's hard to believe that guy went on to be on Law and Order: Criminal Intent.
@godfatherofgreenbay - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8&feature=related kept seeing this....
Wow, eight languages? Really? I can speak three, other than English, with varying degrees of success. Or maybe 2.5, since I'm terrible at French...or at least French pronunciation.
I'm with you on the happiness thing. If you ever get to do that heroic horse riding thing, you'd better get someone to video it and then post that here!
And that is a great comeback. I'm not witty and political enough to come up with brilliant things like that, I just silently frown in their general direction and go look at something else. But I have to tell you, I'm getting kind of tired of this whole "write things on a sheet of notebook paper and hold it up to a camera" thing. Especially when it's a video of someone holding sheets of paper up to the camera. These are MOVING PICTURES, people. With sound! Talk!!
I totally support your need to punch that irritating little puke from Problem Child. However, I don't think you should do it unless I can hold him for ya.
I think that chick at the bottom isn't preggers. Just mentally disturbed and looks like she stuffed a towel under her shirt.
As for the soldier thing... yeah they put their butt on the line, and it must be a pretty sweet deal to come home and get full college and a guaranteed job. But that's no reason to put down the people that are here back home doing their best. I think when they do get back home, they are gonna be in for a reality check. Especially if the powers that be can't come together and form a budget. The military will be slashed and hacked just like the rest of the country.
Oh the world needs more girls like Star Cann!
You should see what my cat does when I play the piano!
10 things I want to do hmmmmm
1. Have my own harem of 77 virgins
2. Be able to afford said harem
3. Convince my wife that said harem would be good for us
4. Not have to blow my self up to recieve said harem
5. Is there really anything else one would desire???
I tried to give out Free Hugs once.... I almost got hit! Can't blame them, I don't like to be touched by random strangers either! =D
That Billy trips balls... I think that was based on my childhood.
@xplorrn - hahaha...I kept seeing that as well so I added it to my favorites list.
@leaflesstree - see the thing I fear is when the troops start all coming home and we have no wars to fight and they do their schooling and then they want jobs. What's going to happen? Are people in their current jobs going to be fired because the soldier needs a job? I doubt it. It'll be just like after WWI and we'll have soldiers marching on Washington. It's going to be a mess.
@cja1976 - Here's a current photo of him or at least that's the last one I can find. Well I just did some research and found the website, Washed-Up Celebrities. He had quite a lot of updates. Apparently he's a roadie for a band and hasn't acted since 1995.
@spinner_mom - I hope that's the case because that poor child
Exactly, I don't know why these military people feel so superior. I think they will be in for a shock when they come home and won't be able to find those guaranteed jobs.
@Aloysius_son - well the Bible never came out and condemned plural marriage but the verses people use are Paul writing to Timothy about how a pastor should only have one wife because any more would take away from his pastoral duties.
@hesacontradiction - I don't like being touched much either, there's this lady at my church that always does hugging and it freaks me out.
@roscoes_farm - hahaha...that must've been one hell of a wild ride
@godfatherofgreenbay - I wouldn't worry about that too much. We're pretty good at finding wars to fight.
@leaflesstree - so true, I think we'll be at war in Iran by this time next year.