December 5, 2011
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Sinister Meanderings Of A Wannabe Culinary School Drop Out
I don't have anything better than photos to post tonight. I hope you enjoy.
This is a pizza created at my favorite pizza place. The tree and red sky are all M&Ms and the ground are Reese's Pieces. All of that is on top of peanut butter. Oh I am so hungry.
Too bad it didn't work.
I need some Funyuns.
Oh they are totally doppelgangers.
I reel-y hope people get this pun but if anyone out there has seen a better fish pun you better let minnow. I just hope I keep herring some more puns.
I'm surprised there hasn't been a big budget Twilight porno parody.
Ah...that's the holiday spirit...Jingle Bells spoofs.
That new Domino Tracker is pretty creepy.
So what makes the others abnormal?
This world is seriously screwed up.
Get it? Say it a few times.
EVERY SINGLE TIME!
Story of my life.
I'm throwing caution to the wind by posting this. I just want to clear the air and say I support wind power and if you don't and try to take the wind out of my sails by saying wind power is no good then you can blow me.
Have a great night.
OK I'm a bit calmed down from this afternoon. I've found that I am a troll because I visited a site and blocked people. Yes, a troll on Xanga is someone who simply disagrees with someone, visits a site, and blocks someone. I'm glad to know that there are such mature people out there.
Comments (27)
nice one!! tequila mockingbird made me groan out loud. your puns were a hoot. totally don't get the steak one. and if only the pizza cookie wasn't ruined by the peanut butter. random comments. you're welcome.
I am suddenly rendered mute by the utter awesomeness of the Star Wars gag.
these are all good... but that arms of an angel one, omg... totally!
oh, and ps - how 'bout those Packers, huh? whew!
i'm a little concerned about the tangential relationship between the 'blow me' post and the aaron rodgers pics, you might want to distance yourself a little from that... that twilight porn spoof - it's got your name (at the very least) all over it, handsome... the steak joke,while a little raw, was still pretty good... i have to confess, i didn't know who nicki nimaj (or whatever) was until i saw this... http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A0PDoS_iztxOEjIAIS2JzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBlMTQ4cGxyBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1n?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3F_adv_prop%3Dimage%26va%3Dnicki%2Bminaj%26fr%3Dmoz35%26tab%3Dorganic%26ri%3D15&w=842&h=1024&imgurl=www.anorak.co.uk%2Fwp-content%2Fgallery%2Fnicki-minaj%2Fnicki-minaj-bum.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.anorak.co.uk%2F269882%2Fin-pictures-2%2Fnicki-minaj-a-coco-theme-park-ride.html%3Fpid%3D34855&size=146.8+KB&name=&p=nicki+minaj&oid=263609fd4cc4adde9e95e6f8bed7af93&fr2=&fr=moz35&tt=&b=0&ni=96&no=15&tab=organic&ts=&sigr=12ud9oqr6&sigb=136spoht5&sigi=123oklenc&.crumb=dHc9DK2XDTl
now ass me again... and again, and again, and again - it might take me a while to get around this...
I have to admit, you had me blowing sparkles out my nose.
Nicki Minaj. My first and last impression of her is from this video. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0)
Tequila Mockingbird. Heh.
@distractedbyzombies - Ew.
@Lakakalo - Sadly, I didn't really get how dirty that was until after I wrote it, but I was too lazy to think of anything else.
I feel like such a nerd for laughing the hardest at the clown fish joke.Hilarious.
LOL @ bella's first handjob
The Packers should lose the rest of their games so that you can still use Aaron Rogers' jersey as their number of wins.
i would have re-posted that pic somewhere if "anemones" had been spelled correctly...
I love dessert pizzas! I make a killer one with cream cheese and fruit!
The "handsome" and the "hand job" ones made me snort-laugh!
Thanks, Matty! Hope your day has gone well.
I spent the day doing medical tests.
HUGS!
you are no troll
dessert pizzas and star wars
You are so not a troll. You're just a blogger that found an idiot online (that's normal!)
This post made me happy you get a recommend lol
Love the jingle bells... Star Wars aaaaaallll the waaayyyyyy!!! That Domino's pizza tracker is just wrong. I don't want Himmler makin my pizza!!! ~Arms of the aaaangels~ **sob**cry**cry** I can never hit the clicker fast enough to get away from those puppy eyes! Just freakin donate until the tears stop!
@promisesunshine - I love the Tequila one, it was so funny. The steaks one...there's a saying, "The stakes have never been higher". Well those are steaks and they look like they are high so they've never been higher. Anyway...the pizza, it's at this pizza place. It got the name because there are two universities and one tech school in that town that all have medical and pre-med programs. It also has 2 of the biggest hospitals on the western side of the state. You can also find the menu on there but try not to drool when you read the dessert pizza menu.
@ZombieMom_Speaks - Isn't that awesome? When I first saw that, I didn't look at the words but just the photo and was like, "Damn! How could I not connect them?"
@Peridot21 - every single time I hear that song on the radio all I can picture is sad dogs and sad cats, that song is forever ruined but then I guess that's better than an awkward Nicolas Cage trying to fall in love with Meg Ryan or maybe it was Michelle Pfeiffer.
They won by the skin of their teeth but that's good because Rodgers silenced critics who said he can't lead a 2 minute drill. He marched the Packers down the field in 1 minute.
@xplorrn - I'm not that big of a Packers fan to request that.
Oh and there is a Twilight porn http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Is9VrKNYZc I'm really disliking this trend of parodies. They no longer have clever titles like instead of Saving Private Ryan it's Shaving Rihanna's Privates. They just go with This Ain't (insert real title here) XXX. There are so many previews on youtube but they are most definitely tame. A LITTLE RAW! HAHAHAHA oh and I've never really listened to Nicki Minaj but just admired her from behind.
@distractedbyzombies - don't tell me you're snorting vampire ashes again
@Lakakalo - whoa John Waters! That's awesome. I had no clue he was in one of her videos.
@ItsAll_A_LoveWar - glad you enjoyed, I love the puns
@BenelliMan - I laughed so hard at that one
@Rob_of_the_Sky - yes that would be nice but I think it would be better that they go undefeated
@BranmacFeabhail - oh man, I just caught that after you mentioned it. Maybe I'll go there and make one spelled correctly.
@AdamsWomanFell - You should check out the dessert menu list of that pizza place.
Sorry to hear about your tests, hopefully those are the type of tests that are good if you pass.
@dmcx2010 - thanks, I know, I may leave goofy comments but I'm not calling names or degrading people.
@James2012 - I love that Star Wars on too and that pizza place is a place I love called Pizza Doctors. it was on Food Network once. They have some excellent pizzas because they aren't your typical pizzas.
@LadyofWaters - Yeah I think that blogger is one person who operates something like 15 to 20 different sites and under all the personalities he called me that. I accepted his friendship on Twitter and the next thing I know, he's blocked me. So I went and blocked all his sites on Xanga but you know I'M THE TROLL...this place can be very childish.
@spinner_mom - Himmler put it in the oven...how horrible is that! All of those donation for animals tear at me because they rely on such sad images to get me to donate.
Is your picture of Steve from Blues Clues?
@godfatherofgreenbay - i'm assuming the admiration was from a safe distance behind... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xGTMUFMecQ
very funny pizza place! drooling a little bit about the desserts.
@ItsAll_A_LoveWar - yes it is. I like that guy but not from his Blue's Clues appearances. He is a musician now and a few years ago I saw him play in Minneapolis. Some friends who had a band let me know that they were opening for him at a venue so I decided I'd go. I got to the place early so I sat at the bar sucking back beers and all of sudden there was Steve. He's TINY. I mean he barely came up to my chest and he had a shaved head.
His sound is sort of like Flaming Lips. this is my favorite song by him but he's not in that video. It's just the best sounding version.
@xplorrn - Yeah I got home early today
@promisesunshine - I've went there for the night buffet called Exploratory Surgery and just asked for dessert pizzas on the buffet. They also have a facebook page that has a lot of their pizzas not on the menu. There is a new one that made it that was picked via a contest. It's a breakfast pizza called Dr. Denny. It has cheese, eggs, bacon, mini pancakes and maple syrup.
@godfatherofgreenbay - That is really cool. I never knew what he did after that show.
@godfatherofgreenbay - how did you know all those sites were his?
@LadyofWaters - same IP address, same writing styles, fake photos, it's just too obvious
@godfatherofgreenbay - Well John Waters isn't exactly the first thing that comes to mind when you hear Nicki Minaj. Although, in an ideal world, it should.
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