December 8, 2011
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Random Scribbles Of A Glue Sniffing Mind
I was going to post some of my poetry but I think it may be considered too dark and I haven't been in much of a haiku mood lately. I also had material for a question post but I just didn't feel like typing it. I was thinking of reposting some of my older stuff but I had no clue what I should repost and then tonight was just a shitty night so I recorded vlog. I always tend to post them a long time after they are considered hip on Xanga. So along with the vlog you get some photos that I found funny.
Scumbag job interviewers
Sounds like my penis
Oh...Dwight
I always knew Drew Carey was up to something on that show.
My right hand is vampiric and my left hand is a werewolf and they fight for attention from my penis who never smiles.
Is being that tan really that important or cool?
Best meme ever
And now thousands of crackheads are unemployed
I think she uses Google to browse. I bet she's a teacher but I hear she's hard on the pupils. That unibrow may look ridiculous, but symmetrical eyelashes are even cilia.
Hey look, it's Herman Cain's new line of sleeping bags and according to congress the sleeping bags are classified as vegetables.
It looks like Hobbes is still saving that idiot Calvin after all these years.
My girlfriend liked to leave reminders as to why I should stay faithful around the house.
The Lincoln Memorial has nothing on the new Clinton Memorial.
Well what are the odds of that happening?
Well that's impressive
Maybe it happens more than I thought
That's it! HE'S A JEDI! It all makes so much sense now.
You know...I sort of think I want one of my own. Oh a Link costume of course.
And you better have KY.
So if you want another vlog, axe me some questions.
Comments (23)
I don't get what the first football pic is saying D:
Oh my gosh sorry about your Aunt =(
Hi, Matty!
Please know you are not alone. And you are loved, MyFriend!
I'm so sorry your night has been so rough.
Oh no! I'm so sorry to hear about what happened to your Aunt!
Family is tough. Family members can cause such pain.
Ha, that movie title is cool! I'll have to check out American Movie!
You're a sweetie!
That's so sweet about the presents for your goddaughter and her sister.
I enjoyed Wayne and Garth, the faithful reminder, and the Clinton memorial!
I'm going to hide now!
I hope THAT Santy is NOT coming for me!
HUGS!
banana/apples/knife.... ugh so scary...
...family... sorry to hear about that...... family is such a strange thing.....
hey i miss your haikus!
Sorry to hear about your Aunt man. :C
And that Santa... UGH. Adds a whole new level of creepiness to "He knows when you've been sleeping, he knows when you're awake". >_<
Also, are you familiar with killing a man, presumably, and telling mama about it muppet style? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY
I like that Clinton statue.
That sucks man about your aunt and it really sounds like something my family would do, seriously ;/ and why I probably don't have family anymore because I don't like associating with that kind of drama. Immature jerks all of them.
I love the PIZZA BED! and the Zelda baby was adorable and also I love the christmas lights behind you!
Sorry to her abount your Aunt
HAHAHA
The nerdy equation t-shirt and the better love story than twilight.
Clinton memorial. Lolz
ah, freddy mercury. gotta stop reading your blogs before coffee. totally dont' get willis magahee one. these are very funny. i want the veggie sleeping bag. too cute. (i'm sorry, i don't watch vlogs. insert proper thoughtful response. and if i ever decide to do a vlog- not happening- you may ignore mine too)
i am so rude. need coffee for common decency.
sorry - re: the family stuff... hopefully today's a new day... with some sanity and peace...
so sorry to hear about your aunt, hope she's going to be okay... and you, too.
on a more positive note, the godfather of green bay holding a copy of the godfather of green bay, yep, that's pretty darn awesome!
heheheh love the force...
the family stuff is so sad, i hope your aunt would recover from the trauma soon...
best wishes...
I'm sorry about you having a rough night there....
The godfather of ... of.. GREEEN BAY WISCONSIN Holding that DVD.. Pretty epic
Couldn't resist the Mr. Kennedy... uh.. Anderson reference ,lol
That 1st pic, I hate that about entry level positions, It really grinds my gears
Love the football ones, and I saw that link one before on tumblr, good stuff
And them sleeping bags... Cain should of used that in his campaign too
wow, that is painful and just so out of line. I am sorry that had to happen.
Family are rotten. Hope you have a better day.
but awesome movie title.
haha the clinton memorial.
Aww, I'm sorry!
Creepy creepy santa.
@ShimmerBodyCream - I probably should've explained it. #23 is Willis McGahee so I thought it was sort of funny to see #12 with the last name Willis stand next to McGahee making Willis McGahee...yeah I'm weird like that.
Yeah it sucked, I guess things got worse because my cousin came back and was calm but then started in again and they had her committed to a mental house.
@AdamsWomanFell - Yeah and it sort of got worse because my cousin came back and she was all calm but in the morning she flipped on the crazy switch and ended up failing a competency test and they had to have the police come to commit her to a mental house.
American Movie is a documentary which may not be to everyone's liking but it's almost like it isn't real based on how crazy that guy is. There's a character in the movie who I called once when I was in Milwaukee and we had a 10 minute conversation.
@boilingicicle - I need to get writing more haikus, I still have a lot I haven't posted but most of them are my comments. Yeah the banana and the knife make me shiver.
It's always a shame that we can't pick our family like we pick our friends.
@Lakakalo - family...yeah they drive me to drinking
Oh man, I saw that a while back but I had forgotten about it, thanks for making me remember.
@roscoes_farm - I think that best captures what his presidency was all about, he made me explore the possibilities of politics but when I found out that what he was doing was supposedly bad I didn't want to be right.
@Hinase - I found out so much about Texas law this evening because I had another phone conversation. This all happened down there and apparently they had to get a restraining order and have my cousin committed. She failed a competency test and police had to take her away. My mom thinks she may have an addiction to pain killers and she was reacting because she hadn't taken any or she has a brain tumor.
@James2012 - well I guess things have to get worse before they get better, at least she's coming home on Sunday.
@Rainboxx - glad you enjoyed
@promisesunshine - I probably should've explained it. #23 is Willis McGahee so I
thought it was sort of funny to see #12 with the last name Willis stand
next to McGahee making Willis McGahee...yeah I'm weird like that.
I'm not much of a coffee fan. I probably have more fingers on one hand than the amounts of times I've had coffee this year.
@xplorrn - Today was worse but what did Batman say, "it's always darkest right before dawn"? My cousin went to her place and she was calm and went to bed but in the morning she started in, my aunt said that some of the things she was called by her she's never heard before, my cousin failed a competency test and had to be committed to a nut house by the police.
@Peridot21 - well today was worse, more name calling, threats of violence, hoping a plane would crash, failed competency test, committed to a mental house...I think my ulcer is acting up.
I want to find a copy of that movie to own so the godfather can own a copy but for know I'll just have that DVD from the library.
@tribong_upos - thanks, she's coming back home this Sunday so hopefully she can hold out for a couple of days but the good news is that they had my cousin committed to a mental hospital and she has to be in there for a minimum of 48 hours.
@Twiztidsilverskull - thanks, hahaha it's been so long since I've seen that guy, I rarely if ever watch TNA. I guess I only see it during the summer if I remember because usually Thursday night is the night when most of the stuff I like is on.
Cain should've used those with the slogan.."ROCK YOU LIKE A HERMAN CAIN!"
@StrawberrySunrises - It's always a shame that you can't pick your family like you can pick your friends.
I always wondered if they named that movie after me.
@nattata - as Batman once said, it's darkest before the dawn. My aunt said today was much worse but it ended on a high note in that they had her committed to a mental hospital so she could get some help.
@ItsAll_A_LoveWar - I'm looking at that photo and seeing me underneath it and slowing realizing that he could pass for my father. No wonder little kids ask if I'm Santa...well it's probably more because I'm fat but I'm going because we look alike.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Wow, dude that is some crazy shit right there. That cousin certainly doesn't sound all there at all.
@godfatherofgreenbay - your cousin may need outpatient mental care...
48 hours is just not enough...
@godfatherofgreenbay - I kinda' know what you're talking about man. It's one of the reason I cut off contact with an entire side of my family. -_-
It seems to happen only in the southern states, eh? You are a good man, and your goddaughter should remember you deeply. I see it in your eyes how crazy you are for her. Again, you are a good man.