December 9, 2011

• Tattoo Thursday 12/8

  Here’s some more tattoos of questionable taste.
  OK, @peridot21 these are the last of the Elvis tattoos.  And the next 2 weeks I will have a special theme.
  
  I don’t know if I posted this one before so I’m sorry if you are terrified of zombie Elvis.
  
  I know I’ve said that a lot of these Elvis tattoos don’t show the late Fat Elvis but this is ridiculous when it’s morbidly obese Elvis.
  
  I didn’t know if I should post this one.  The person who had it said it’s Elvis but I’m sure it’s supposed to be Sloth from The Goonies.
  
  This is an excellent “old” Elvis.  I love those glasses.
  
  And I think tattoos kill fame.
  
  It looks like he just got done posing with Nixon.  If that were a little higher up on the leg, Elvis would definitely be posing with dick.
  
  TWOFER!  The right arm Elvis doesn’t look like Elvis but looks like that guy on Bones.
  
  He’s always watching you to make sure you aren’t staring at her butt.
  
  I actually like this one and will let you find fault.
  
  I won’t love that tattoo tender because Elvis looks like Terrence Howard.
  
  Elvis looks like he’s just been told some bad news like there’s no more peanut butter and bananas available.
  
  Elvis is a little swollen in the cheeks.  Maybe he just had his wisdom teeth removed.
  
  I never knew Elvis was so hairy.
  
  I love how this one captured the eyes.
  
  Oh Elvis…I’m so sorry.
  
  I wonder if this zombie Elvis can sing harmony if he uses the side of his mouth that is open.
  
  Anyone care to tell me what this one is a parody of?  Oh and the greatest thing about this tattoo besides the G which stands for Greatness is that it was done a few blocks away from where the Minnesota Vikings hold their training camp. 
  
  I don’t know why but this tattoo of Dexter looks like he wants to kill me and then burst out in a song and dance number and make my murder a musical spectacle.
  
  This tattoo ain’t logical.
  
  I will always remember that funny guy. 
  
  At first I thought this was a Jerry Sandusky tattoo but then I realized it was Don Vito from Viva la Bam.  He was arrested for sexual assault so…yeah.
  
  The golfer looks depressed.  I guess watching golf and being a golf tattoo is depressing.
  
  Zombie Graham Parsons…wait, I thought he WAS a zombie since his body got up and disappeared after he died.
  
  What a better way to remember your child than to get him tattooed on your body and made into a zombie eating Gerber Zombie Baby food.
  
  If anyone says, “Why didn’t you put this Elvis tattoo with the others, I will hit you over the head with my guitar and then I’ll stand over you and sing Crying over your unconscious body.
  
  This tattoo set a record for most consecutive days being on that guy’s leg but then too often the tattoo would accidentally jump off and land on someone else.

  I hope you enjoyed this edition.

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