December 15, 2011

  • Another Round of Haikus

    I have more haikus
    Most are lame comment replies
    Then there's Rick Perry

    Thanks for the laughter
    It is appreciated
    A paradigm shift

    Oh @Rob_of_the_Sky
    You're very kind to me, sir
    Coming up Milhouse

    I think that's enough
    You are way to kind to me
    Why are my eyes wet

    Hurt cheeks make me smile
    I could make some rude comments
    I'm a gentleman

    Thank you very much
    Now you receive a haiku
    It's only for you

    Of course I am right
    I don't want to sound cocky
    Maybe I'm not right

    I like the smiley
    Smileys set my page on fire
    Smiles on a hot day

    I think you have it
    I really think you have it
    The life of the wife

    You are who you are
    Girlfriends can also be wives
    I'm so very deep

    Thank you my good man
    I hope you enjoy haikus
    Locker assignment

    I appreciate
    All of your very kind words
    You are much too kind

    Don't ever give up
    It's very unbecoming
    Now, it is your turn

    You like my haikus
    This makes me feel all tingly
    Weird Al isn't weird

    Your haikus are so
    much better than my haikus
    Purple Chimpanzee

    A red solo cup
    I’ll be sure to fill you up
    Drown all my sorrows

    Burning cherry tree
    Ev'ry blossom is aflame
    Uh, here come the cops

    Wow bitch, you scare me
    I need to get away now
    Oh crap I’m so screwed

    In year twenty-twelve
    War was beginning: Captain,
    we get a signal.

    This is Major Tom
    Captain, something has gone wrong
    Send help; Major Tom

    How Do I Haiku?
    Is It Five, Seven, Then Five?
    I Think I Haiku.

    I punched the truck's door.
    Somehow, it then exploded.
    Today was so good.

    refrigerator
    antidisestablishment
    so few elephants

    1 2 3 4 5
    1 2 3 4 5 + 2
    1 2 3 4 5

    cashew masala
    so tasty and delicious
    I will eat you yes

    soda can,
    diet oragne crush only 25 calories?
    tastes like crap

    Oh you wooden door
    Why are you so goddamn brown?
    Are you a wizard?

    My Gin and Coke,
    I drink your butt’s merriment.
    I love viagra

    one hundred percent
    vitamin C for the day
    I still can't get laid

    Oh Girl Scout cookies
    You taste like heaven to me
    Thin mints are the shit

    Book shelf that I built
    Why do you lean to the side?
    Cause you made me stoned

    Small can of play doh,
    sitting there, oh so orange-y,
    I squeeze your insides

    I should see my coke
    But there's only an empty glass
    brb - kitchen

    I am glorious,
    the sexy Jewish Manbeast.
    Socks on, but no pants.

    The darkness near me.
    Can't see for shit in here, man.
    Lightbulb remedy.

    pop-tarts popsters here
    why must you taste like asshole
    Capitalism sucks

    Staple remover
    you are a fucking lion
    you fuck up all shit.

    Oh Printer, You do
    a good job when I ask you to
    print out some shit, dude.

    It is late at night.
    I've got to work tomorrow.
    this is it. Goodbye!

    This is new
    Rick Perry makes outlandish
    statements about life.










    Why do I think of
    my last girlfriend with this pic?
    She had loose morals

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