December 27, 2011
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Deep Scribbles Of A Barely Legal Aging Rock Star
Wow, what a Christmas! I spent it at my aunt's house. She bought herself a big electric deep fryer. She deep fried a turkey. It was probably the best turkey I've ever had. For dessert we ate deep fried Twinkies and Snickers. I think she gave me the gift of diabetes. Christmas wasn't as bad as what I thought it would be. I was genuinely surprised by my family and by people here on Xanga. Well enough gushing. It's time for some photos that may or may not be funny.
I hope they taste like latkes.
Brings tears to my eyes...American servicemen conducting Jewish services in the former home of Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels, the first such within that part of Germany in years.
Oh MAD...you still make me laugh.
Just as long as you don't take the Hall out of Halloween or the Lab out of Labor Day.
Sorry, ladies, better luck next time.
The next time you go to Twitter and bitch about your parents not getting you the newest piece of shit iPhone, take a long hard look at this photo.
Oh Chairy...I'd so want to sit on you.
What the hell is wrong with people in the South and Northeast?
Super Bowls: 1 Super Bowls: 0
Last game: Win over division rivals Last game: Rolling on astroturf crying like a little bitch
Sounds like a plan.
Did they yell Alleluia or Geronimo before they jumped?
I am an expert family planner.
I guarantee that if I pull out that I'm saving more than $600 over my lifetime.
Well if you insist.
I must go to the basement of the Alamo
You should try it. My keys have never been cleaner.
Your Pokemon mastery badge is not impressive.
Pass
You need to wash your finger?
I probably deserve this sandwich for this post.
Comments (46)
pointy !!!!!!!!!
you crack me up! Those were great. Deep fryer.
Merry Christmas. How do you find these?
that finger one is burned into my eyelids. why do so many people like the packers.
glad your christmas was good.
i was so relieved when packers won against the bears.
@StrawberrySunrises - @godfatherofgreenbay -
easy on the bears hatin'...
lotta this post is packers masterbatin'...
(although some, but surprisingly not too much re: fornicatin')
but bein' stuck with the inept lovie means...
we gotta root for some other teams
(namely the packers, but if they can't learn to stop the run...
their postseason won't be all that fun)
so fuck da bears - we got derrick rose...
go ahead and resume packer love i suppose
and i'd rather watch soccer anyway
and the races in la liga and epl are just gettin' crazay...
no more rhymin' and i mean it...
anybody got a frango mint?
@xplorrn - hahahaha. sorry i be rootin' for the packers. and the bears are their rivals. can't help but be happy when they beat 'em.
they'll get through post-season. if they can get through to the play-offs, i'll be happy.
I am sooo gonna make a pair of those water bottle flip flops!!! Who the freak needs WalMart! And yeah I'm showing that one to my kiddo's. Of course they might scarily make a business out of it. They're weird like that.
As for the fooze ball map... I'm glad FL isn't red (but then my mom was a Cowboy fan so I totally understand the whole southern thing)
LMBO at the Link link! The kiddo's are gonna love that! I think. /giggle snicker snort
those blue and white candy canes are purty. and glad you had a nice Christmas.
hi like your mad picture. it is so funny!! lol ok props..add u as a friend. merry christmas and a happy new year!
Everyone here knows that if someone started making water bottle flip flops like that in America the hipsters would be all over that shit like ants on a dropped piece of candy. Actually, that gives me a business idea...
It must say something about the state of NY football that even Jersey and New York are in the Packers colors. I do have an aunt who's a big fan. And the Steelers fans, yeah, they're something crazy...I have an uncle and a cousin who are HUGE fans (his license plate says Steelers1 or something like that).
Deep fried turkey - I've never had that. It was all the rage a few years back and some morons gave themselves like third degree burns trying to do it, so I think it might have scared some people off...as though the threat of a heart attack wasn't enough.
sniff glue, worship satan...I did need something to do tomorrow.
I don't consider any of those America's Team. That honor obviously belongs to the Jacksonville Jaguars, who are well known for um....buh....duh.... winning as many Super Bowls as Tony Romo's Cowboys.
I guess I should stop pushing the button.
lol
@roscoes_farm - straight and to the point!
@adventofreason - oh god, I can't even think of food, I'm so stuffed, I had to adjust my car seat today
@sleekpeek - it's amazing what you can find via Facebook and Tumblr and random image searches
@promisesunshine - because the Packers are winners and have the most championships in the NFL
@godfatherofgreenbay - yada yada.
@StrawberrySunrises - that first half was something else and then the burs seemed like they were going to come back and then Aaron Rodgers unleashed the Kraken.
@xplorrn - I don't think Wisconsin has an NBA team. I hope Derrick Rose does something for Chicago now that Lovie and the Bears are going into hibernation for the season.
@spinner_mom - a friend of mine converted an old worn out pair of dress shoes into sandals, they were the best sandals ever.
I can see why TX and OK would say that but those other southern states have their own teams or are close enough to other pro teams that they wouldn't need to follow the Cowgirls.
I hope they don't stick their fingers there too long.
@Peridot21 - I really want to get some but there isn't much of a Hanukkah crowd in these parts.
I hope Santa was nice to you. I can't figure out how my parents found out some of the things I wanted so maybe there is a Santa.
@marvielyniguiron - hope you had a great Christmas and a wonderful New Year
@carolinavenger - and then they'd fight over who liked them first
@leaflesstree - I can see the Steelers being another team followed around the country because they have that same blue collar work ethic on the field. I know I had some cousins who are huge Steelers fans.
Well see this is an electric fryer so it regulates the heat and you don't have to worry about over-heating and explosions.
@distractedbyzombies - yeah these Christmas breaks are hell and we need to find things to keep us occupied
@Rob_of_the_Sky - the Jaguars may soon be America's team in that they will pack up their bags, leave Jacksonville, and travel across America to get to L.A.
@TheTheologiansCafe - if you hold your finger there for more than two cycles, you're playing with it.
@James2012 - glad you liked
@promisesunshine - you need this photo
@godfatherofgreenbay - kramer? no, i really don't
i like the shoe picture. my son posted something about "first world tweets" with a bunch of people bitching that they didn't get an iPad or iPhone for christmas. his caption was "what is wrong with people?"
@whisperitloudly - yeah I found a bunch of tweets today of kids complaining they didn't get stuff they wanted and the worst was a girl complaining that even though she got a car she was pissed she got a white iPad instead of a black one.
@godfatherofgreenbay - i think i saw that one too. what ungrateful wretches.
@godfatherofgreenbay - If that happens, then I'll need a new America's Team. The Seattle Seahawks need some love, and they have 100 times the amount of Super Bowl wins that Romo does.
@godfatherofgreenbay - bahahahaha!
@godfatherofgreenbay - yeah, those days of george karl... maybe this will refresh your...
http://www.nba.com/bucks/energee/photoshoot_111111.html yeah bears are done - been done since cutler went down... and they resigned lovie...
Glad you had a great christmas ;D
Madonna's outfit wasn't so new was it?
Rawrrrrrrrrrrr
@Hinase - I hope yours was just as enjoyable
@curiousdwk - everything about pop stars in the past 30 years seems recycled
@RestlessButterfly - rawr to you too
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