December 29, 2011
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Terrible Tattoo Thursday 12/29
Well it's that magical time of the week where I boost your self-esteem by posting photos of highly questionable tattoos.
I guess I should post a warning...some may be NSFW...I WARNED YOU SO DON'T RATE ME EX. IT'S RIGHT THERE IN BOLD AND THE LARGEST FONT XANGA HANDLES SO IF YOU CAN'T READ YOU HAVE BIGGER THINGS TO ATTEND TO THAN RATING MY SITE EX. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED YOU BETTER TURN AWAY NOW. CLICK THE BACK ARROW OR PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK. I'M NOT YOUR PARENT!
That is one troll that I don't want to rub.
Well your life has been blessed by two large bumps in the road. But this tattoo makes me wonder about the phrase, "Fuck my life".
Oh...Johnny. I always thought you loved me because I bought your albums.
Bad tattoos for life
I think you'd really have to love Wendy's and have high cholesterol to get the logo tattoo on your body.
KEYBOARD CAT! It's a funny video but not tattoo worthy.
I bet this guy had to get a tattoo of Tom Green when he lost a bet that he would hump a dead moose.
Those may be the only balls he has.
Tijuana Donkey show...WHY!?!?!?!?!
The Boss is a pretty boss tattoo but for some reason he looks like he's going to belt out Born in the USA and then the Tea Party will come mob me and demand that I give them the tattoo to sing at their rallies.
Unlike Tebow, I pass on this tattoo.
I don't know where to start with this guy. How about we get shitty Hamburger Helper?
Yeah? Well you shouldn't have settled for that tattoo.
Since I was talking about Pac-Man today...whomp whomp whomp whomp...I'm surprised she has the cherry. I also wonder if I'd grow if she let me touch those mushrooms.
Daria! HELL YEAH!
Well that's more impressive than Candyland.
And you sunk my hopes that no one would ever sport a Battleship tattoo.
Rich Uncle Pennybags would be so upset and would've written you out of the will if he had a will because he plans to be buried with all his money.
For that über-nerd that can't decide on the Pokemon or Star Wars tattoo.
I always knew there was a reason why R2D2 had those funky things on his head.Hope you enjoyed and hope you didn't run away.
Comments (22)
Wow. Just . . . wow.
mask of shame lol.. yep. and i would've had no idea that was The Boss if you hadn't said it was.
You know, the art work on some of those is absolutely amazing. Too bad they didn't settle for having it on say, idk, paper or canvas or something. When and if I ever get a tattoo, I want it to be something timelessly classy. Like Lady GaGa when she looked like a dude at that music award thingie. Yeah, that's what I'm getting.
The Troll was funny.
The ball-sack.... just... ew. Underneath the armpit hair? Nastyyyyy. And he was stupid enough to get that tattoo - he doesn't deserve the mask of shame lol.
nice
nice
That troll made me want to lose my lunch. How does he grow hair so strategically?
The Daria one is best.
wowwwwwwwwwwwwwww. this is why I can't get one.
Wow
It takes a ... special? kind of person to get a tattoo of a board game. O.o
LOL! These are horrible and awesome at the same time... Good captions! Well done.
hilarious! especially the 'bad tattoos for life.'
That's. Awful.
I wonder if #2 lost the game, and therefore had to get the tatoo. And ewww for the armpit-sack!!! mask of shame, lol!
A Pikachu R2D2 tattoo. That's pretty unique.
yeah - i - some of these are truly horrific... why would you have balls under your arm? unless it was a prank tattoo - then that's kinda funny....
In 7th grade, a guy told me I sunk his battleship because a folder slid off the desk.
I'll admit, I kind of think the Pac-Man one is cute.
yea. i.. am speechless.
This just leaves me.... blown away. The purpose of a tattoo, any meaning or art it might have had is wiped away with all the power of an atomic bomb upon seeing this.
I cant BELIEVE people would do this. Granted I did like the snakes and ladders one.
@ZepBlueEyedGirl - a few of them that's all I can manage even for a caption
@Peridot21 - yeah, I probably wouldn't have known that if I didn't find it and it said Bruce Springsteen. I found another one the other day that looks more like the Boss that I know.
@adventofreason - yeah some of the artwork is amazing but I just don't know why you'd want that on your body for life which is pretty much what you have to do because removal is so painful and covering it up with more tattoos is pretty iffy.
@Cestovatelka - I do like interactive tattoos but I don't know if I could do the troll doll
@dmcx2010 - @James2012 - glad you liked
@distractedbyzombies - I bet they use this new infomercial product I saw that supposedly emits high pitched frequencies on hair and it makes it die.
@BenelliMan - exactly, when you were at Fort McCoy did people you know go into Tomah to get tattoos?
@ALovingAdversary - that's all I can muster for a few of them
@leaflesstree - yeah special is a nice way to say it
@Aloysius_son - Because
@ctaretz - thanks, glad you enjoyed
@dontstopbelievingg - yeah, that one looks like it was done at home with a paperclip and pen ink
@lorelei - I can't imagine what these will look like in 10 to 15 years. I think one of the best investments in the future will be in tattoo removal firms.
@under_the_carpet - I have a feeling that a lot of the tattoos I've posted over the year have been the results of lost bets.
@Shining_Garnet - yeah, I guess they couldn't decide which they liked better.
@xplorrn - yeh I hope that one is a lost bet
@ArmyWife4Life2007 - I used to say that when I was done drinking for the night and I knew I was drunk
@emily_shannon - yeah I bet guys like playing Pac Man with her
@promisesunshine - I am sometimes surprised I get captions for them because of my shock
@theladyofabundance - yeah, it used to be that tattoos were symbolic and most people I knew who had them had meaning behind them...now, it seems like people just put stuff on their body because they have money burning holes in their pockets.