January 5, 2012
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Terrible Tattoo Thursday 1/5
It’s time for a new year with all new bad tattoos. Did anyone here get tattooed after New Year’s Eve?
Ride safe or suffer from a leaky drive shaft.
Dieting? Getting rid of cellulite? Not being my girlfriend? Attacking the wave of butt ripple?
I’m sure Ashton feels the same way
Stuff white people like…Nutella and stupid tattoos.
He’s obviously talking about former U.S. representative Anthony Weiner’s diminutive stature. I’m pretty sure I’d have to get this tattoo.
Unless your fiance dies in a car accident.
I love Wisconsin but I’d never get it tattooed on my body nor would I admit to being from south of Milwaukee on the shore in tattoo form.
I’m sure he’s popular at the local police station.
You’re stupid. You are much too heavy to be tossed about by the wind unless it is in excess of a 100mph.
Yesterday I went outside with my mama’s mason jar, caught a lovely butterfly when I woke up today looked in on my fairy pet she had withered all away no more sighing in her breast I’m sorry for what I did I did what my body told me to I didn’t mean to do you harm every time I pin down what I think I want it slips away the ghost slips away smell you on my hands for days I can’t wash away your scent if I’m a dog then you’re a bitch I guess you’re as real as me maybe I can live with that maybe I need fantasy life of chasing butterfly I’m sorry for what I did I did what my body told me to I didn’t mean to do you harm every time I pin down what I think I want it slips away the goal slips away I told you I would return when the robin makes his nest but I ain’t never coming back I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry
Larry may have been a legend on the basketball court but he’s not a legendary tattoo
Oh Otis…I hope you’re sitting on the dock of the bay wherever you are. I forgot to go to pay respects to you this winter but maybe when it thaws.
I can’t make out this tattoo the best but it’s supposedly the Mount Rushmore of rock. I think it’s Eric Clapton, John Lennon, Bob Marley and Neil Young. Maybe you have a better guess.
I hear he has to re-install that tattoo every time he gets sick.
I hear if you sing into that mic you will sound like Elvis and immediately be taken to the mental hospital.
Oy vey…even though he got a profile tattooed on his body I bet that will keep him out of the cemetery.
And there’s most definitely a long line of sinners standing behind you.
Oh how I long for the Glory Days when this tattoo would’ve been more relevant. I guess you have to be Born in the USA to get it. Well I guess I’ll just have to head down the Tunnel of Love in my Pink Cadillac to reminisce in My Hometown and then maybe I’ll go Dancing in the Dark. I’m on Fire.
Jesus riding a raptor…where is your science now?
I think there’s better ways to remember Jesus than tattoos.Thank you for indulging my eprop addiction.
Comments (36)
Okay, so the… butterfly tattoo one, I was just like… Here’s the straight jacket Matty!
But then I got to the windows one and was laughing so hard at your commentary I had to wipe my eyes. Hahahahahahahahahah!!!
<3
Happy New Year of The Bad Tattoo!!!
I’m pretty sure it is not a tattoo of music legends. It is a bad version of Lord of the Rings. There was a black guy in that, right?
The rushmore of rock one isn’t so bad (except for Neil Young in it)
Just for that last line…
But I will tell you this was hilarious! Especially Springsteen.
A few of these remind me of tattoos a friend of mine has. She has writing wrapped around the side/bottom of her foot, up the side of her ribs, and along the inside of her wrists. All in a light blue color and cursivey. Her’s looks nice but of corse seeing something similar on strangers makes me wonder about them so I’d probably if I didn’t know my friend wonder about her too.
Oh these are awesome in so many bad ways!!
still surprised at how stupid some people are…
Oh god. The butterfly on the ass is my favorite worst tattoo.
I still can’t believe that people get tattoos like these….
wasn’t he -’cut loose like a douche’, ‘you know they use them in the night’…
crazy ass tattoos…
That butterfly ass is so cool.
@opticalnoise - My mind went where men’s minds go when they see tattoos like that butterfly one. I had a very dirty mind LOL
that mt. rushmore of rock one isn’t bad… as like a painting on the wall or something, but not as a tattoo…
Oh, Lordy, some of these freak me out a bit!
Your commentary is so much fun to read!
HUGS!
@Kristenmomof3 - LOL you would.
@opticalnoise - I can’t help it
I mean Damn girl
@Kristenmomof3 - LMAO. Don’t you wish you knew if I had one or not?
@Kristenmomof3 - I have exactly one tattoo. But I’m not telling wheeeerrrrreeee
@opticalnoise - strip search time
@Kristenmomof3 - … don’t you wish? lol.
@opticalnoise - Give me time…I’d find it
some of these are just so strange. like if I ever met someone with a tattoo like this I don’t mean to be judgmental but WHAT on earth was going through your mind when you thought that was a good idea???
I can’t accuse you of false advertisement. Those tattoos really are terrible.
Yay! *clap clap clap* I liked the WI tatt and the “here’s to a long line of sinners like me” one as well.
Wow those are…wow.
She IS doing it wrong. Exposing tattoos to a lot of sunlight will make them fade.
I’m hungry for Nutella. Nutella and crepes, yum!
And that butt-erfly tattoo… just… no….
I sure do love butterflies. Sure don’t love that skankish ass tattoo. Gross.
But seeing Raptor Jesus brought the happy right back. Ride on, Raptor Jesus!!
ashton kutcher… really.. ?
nope, don’t want one…but not overly horrified this time…maybe mr microshaft..will consider a trs 80 one next.
good lord. I want a tattoo, but I’m always concerned that I’m gonna end up with something really stupid.
CANNOT HAVE THAT HAPPEN.
Jesus riding a raptor? AWESOME!!!! Also, my next tattoo is totally Wisconsin themed . . . but not an outline of the state. Maybe I’ll submit it once it’s done.
Jesus riding a raptor…where is your science now?
I am snorking up a storm here. No better caption . . . EVER!
That elvis tattoo is all time awesome.
@opticalnoise - I couldn’t think of a good caption other than the first thing that came to mind. It’s a song called Butterfly by Weezer.
glad you liked that one. I was thinking people may not get the Windows joke
@SasGal - I’m going to have to watch LOTR now because I can’t remember
@comet555 - yeah I like Neil Young but I don’t think he’d be on my Mount Rushmore of rock
@Thatslifekid - thank you, I’m addicted to the little buggers much like some people are addicted to tattoos.
@LadyofWaters - I guess I don’t mind tattoos like that, like the quotes here but sometimes when I see them I have an immediate reaction and those captions were my immediate reaction.
@seriously_meredith - oh yeah, I cringe at so many but laugh at the others
@pinktiger335 - yeah, I wonder what the next generation will do
@crazy2love - I guess tattoo artists only see the color of money when drunks come in demanding artwork
@xplorrn - hahahaha…YES…BLINDED BY THE LIGHT…I KNOW they are singing about douches.
@beauty_is_truths_smile - well it does have nice color
@Peridot21 - I’d love it as a velvet painting hanging over my bed or in my den next to my deer head.
@AdamsWomanFell - glad you enjoyed
@raspberryjade - yeah I wouldn’t be against being friends with or dating a girl with those tattoos but I’d just have to invest in bandages or something to cover them up. I don’t get what goes through people’s minds. I wish we could go back to the days when I was a kid and hardly anyone had tattoos.
@Rob_of_the_Sky - sweet…one less court case this year
@x_damaged_yet_unbroken_x - thank you, I’m glad you enjoyed
@firetyger - yeah that’s about all I can muster sometimes especially for ones I have planned in a NSFW tattoo post
@carolinavenger - hahaha…I’ll have to add that to the list
@Cestovatelka - I have never had the Nutella. Maybe I should live a little.
Hahaha…butt-erfly…I like that
@ZombieMom_Speaks - oh who am I kidding, I’d love to catch that butterfly
There is no mention in the Bible that Jesus didn’t ride a raptor
@i__LIVESTRONG - I have no clue, I wonder if they were trying to get Ashton to follow them on Twitter or something
@starmanjones - lol…every time I think I want a tattoo I look at these.
@TheSecretLifeOfPandas - well don’t come to me for advice because I’d probably suggest one of these because that’s the cruel insensitive jerk I am
@ZepBlueEyedGirl - I’m trying to figure out what I’d get that’s WI related that isn’t a Badgers or Packers logo…A BOTTLE OF SPOTTED COW!
@adventofreason - I was going to go with Christianity 1 Science 0
@raiderjester - Yeah, I do like that one but I’d probably like it for a month and then want to do something else with it.
“Here’s to a long line of sinners like me” is a lyric from a country song. It’s actually meaningful. It’s about honoring your family, your past, and knowing and accepting that, even though you have sinned, you are right with the Lord.
She’s not just calling herself a sinner..It’s not that bad.