January 12, 2012
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Haikus and Other Junk
Lost my idea
So now you some haikus
You are so lucky
This here DearRicky
May be the next president
Sing, "Oh Canada"Texasisn't that bad
If you love segregation
and enchiladasshe had loose morals
If she had some loose mushrooms
She'd have loose morelsWhere is @Lakalo
they really enjoy the haikus
my website is weakfind some midget porn
you will feel like a big man
in more ways than oneporn porn porn porn porn
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Our world's addictedI want to scream this:
UNLEASH THE JABBERWOCKY
But I'm a cowardFeel something building
Could it be pride in my work
Nope, I just cut cheeseNo genius here, folks
Country boy writing haikus
And cutting much cheeseJohn Jingleheimer
What an odd name for a guy
He has mom issues.Haikus cause brain freeze
It's more painful than ice cream
Less painful than sexYou get a haiku
Individualized for you
Off to eat applesAnother haiku
Everybody Loves Raymond
these make little senseBless me with haikus
Thank you for taking the time
Now you get haikusAren't you poetic
I have no poetry skills
Purple bananasYou give me funny
feelings in my big tummy
Love rollercoasterThat was a big song
for a band a few years back
Beavis and ButtheadI'm glad you enjoyed
My haikus are quite modern
I follow no rulesthank you for support
I think DearRicky hates me
blocked me from his siteI am so dreamy
they call me Johnny Angel
Cooler than the FonzMy haikus are weird
They are much like the writer
I am substance freeRick Perry's scary
He wants to be Tim Tebow
That is blasphemy.Xanga's not all bad
Especially when it works
Seems to be neverA million and two
I had to be exact here
I'm such a smartassI wish I could stop
The Haiku has been unleashed
This will be the last.I'm cruising around
see many better poets
Off to make rum hamIt's Always Sunny
is on my television
need kitten mittensNever drink alone
Jesus is omnipresent
That's sweet blasphemy.Now they air Get Smart
I seriously hate it
A shoe phone? get realTime for serious
I think I should be smarter
wibby wocky gooBut seriously
Get Smart sucks big donkey dick
I must change stationsI’mso damn horny
Come over hereand blow me please
Bring Mexicanfoodfourteen seventy-two
I have no clue what that means
Family Guy is onBrandy gin vodka
With a little bit of rum
Makes for a bad drinkYou're still here, reader?
I will now profess my love
Here's a vlog for youNow photos for you
Where is homeboy @starmanjones?
back to the photos
Woman shouldn't lie about their age, it's so calculating.
sigh...really, where do I begin?
Best lyrics ever
Who knew Skrillex was an angler?
YEAH!I guess that was a lot for losing my original ideas. I've been playing too much Real Life.
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I always figure that if they can't spell, they can't reason well either...
...... most of the time, it's true.
Josh has been at the library
yes...when faced with a poster like that, where DO you begin?
sweet blasphemy indeed, you amorel bastard.
i did the same as you but i wasn't drunk. haha i am just very forgetful.
Can only hope about the packers. if they make it to the super bowl that would be enough though.someone should yell that out in a crowded place it would be hilarious.
Gotta love our Nazi Yooths.
Skrillex on the other hand is awesome!!! My husband started listening to him when he got into Dubstep, and what he does with bits of music/sound is just amazing. I'm hoping next time I go for glasses they have bigger frames like his also. Last time I went they only had these little Benjamin Franklin like ones and I think they suck! 
Criminal!!
@nattata - I know I know...you should just lock me up
@spinner_mom - yeah Skrillex does make some interesting sounds. I've always wanted Buddy Holly frames.
@StrawberrySunrises - that was just store brand Dr. Pepper. Wow, so I sound drunk when I'm stone cold sober...yikes.
@complicatedlight - I just can't take them seriously. When they want to change the world they should at least have proper spelling or maybe that is their goal. It works for something like Toys R Us or Kwik Trip so why not the Tea Party.
@sleekpeek - oh that's right, how soon I forget
@roscoes_farm - yes, it's true so very often
musta misheard ya. i thought you said you were drunk when you went into the store. sorries.
you are the best at haikus... *defiantly*!
UNLEASH THE JABBERWOCKY.
There, I said it.
Did you know that Red Hot Chili Peppers song from Beavis & Butthead is actually a cover? I heard the original on the oldies station because I'm the sort of loser that listens to oldies stations. I like the new version better.
Also, I love, love, love Get Smart. I used to watch that all the time when I was a kid. Because I'm the sort of loser that watches oldies tv shows also.
P
and who didn't have knight rider big wheel?
this vlog is hilarious.
I don't get tbone referene
@StrawberrySunrises - oh yeah I was thinking you thought that for the overall video, sorry my brain's not processing
@Peridot21 -
Oops I dropped the ball
Each person needs a haiku
I am so sorry
I'm defiantly
The best haiku writer here
that writes all my posts
@leaflesstree - oh yeah I forget who sang that song originally but I remember hearing it around the time the Red Hot Chili Peppers had a hit with that song and it blew my mind. That sort of introduced me to the notion of cover songs and how sometimes the cover can be thought of the original because it's better. Sort of like the Soul Asylum song "Runaway Train".
I have this TV station called Me-TV. Take a look at some of that programming, Monday through Friday is usually always the same although they started a "new" show on the 2nd. I don't care for Get Smart, just something about it. Maybe it's the same reason why I hate Hogan's Heroes and MASH, I can't find humor in such horrible things like the Cold War, Nazi prison camps, and the Korean War.
@bonmots - I loved the crap out of the Big Wheel, I think I had it until I was 7 or 8 and then I upgraded to a bike.
glad you liked the vlog and the T-Bone is a reference to Seinfeld when George noticed that everyone at the office where he worked had a nickname. He tried to get the nickname T-Bone because he thought it would be cool and so when they ordered for lunch he ordered a t-bone steak and a guy in the movie ordered one and the boss called that guy t-bone and George asked if he could be called T-Bone but the boss said that two people couldn't have the same nickname. Then George stews and later on yells at the guy and the boss can't hear what George is saying but sees George waving his arms and thinks George looks like an ape so the boss calls George "Coco" after the ape that did sign language and then George gets pissed until he finds that one of the cleaning ladies has that name so he takes the lady to a meeting and introduces her as Coco and says he can't have that nickname. The boss asks her about it and she starts talking and mentions her "Gamma" and the boss couldn't figure out who "Gamma" was so he started calling George "Gamma"...sorry, I'm not good at keeping things short.
@RestlessButterfly - glad you liked
@godfatherofgreenbay - ha see, told ya!
@godfatherofgreenbay - The original is similar, but I like the Chili Pepper's version better, probably because I heard that version first. I find with cover songs I most often like whichever version I heard first, because that's what I'm used to.
I like MASH, too. But to be honest, my favorite MASH episodes are the later ones which are more about serious issues and character development instead of just non-stop laughs. I've always liked drama more than comedy, so that's not surprising. Never watched Hogan's Heroes though.
heheheh starman likey the haikus! thanks man! you so missed dinner- but yours would be au geratined under a can of campells if you'd left it to me- I'm just as wicked cooking up the ashes of leftovers as i am other fine treats:D. I thought of you when I saw the sierra nevada last night.... they didn't have arrogant BASTARD ale.
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