January 20, 2012
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Terrible Tattoo Thursday 1/19
Well we’re back with some terrible tattoos. I was going to do more Harry Potter tattoos but I was sort of jonesing for some more questionable tattoos. Enjoy. I guess it may be a little NSFW.
I smell a poor speller.
Looks like he enjoys playing with himself.
If you get tattoos of a boardgame I’m pretty sure you’ve lost the game of Life.
Best…mugshot…ever.
I’ve always wondered what happens when you tattoo someone’s name on your body and then you split up with them.
I don’t think there’s anything wrong with being proud of your race but tattooing it on your body…yeah that’s where people think you’re a racist. Why do you have to ruin it for everyone?
I approve of this but in order to get it to work she’ll have to blow on it before I stick it in the slot. I’m talking about NES cartridges of course.
I think Peggy Hill canonized herself because she won 3 substitute teacher of the year awards in a row.
I’d always love to tell a girl that her ass is mine.
I hope she covers herself in blaze orange during deer hunting season otherwise I may shoot at her.
It looks like he’s stabbing his scrotum when he masturbates.
It would be awesome if that Aliens tattoo appeared to stick out farther than your moobs.
I’m at a crossroads. Is this the Best Worst Movie Tattoo EVER or the Worst Best Shaq Movie EVER. Well I’ll have to go with “best worst movie tattoo ever” because Shaq and the words “best movie” do not go together although I may change my mind if I see a Blue Chips tattoo.
Just win baby…R.I.P. Al. At least they captured your likeness from when you were younger and not in your final months. BE CAREFUL!
Yeah but according to some of my friends who enjoy NASCAR…HE CHEATS!
I’ve always toyed with the idea of getting a Rubik’s cube tattooed on my penis but I’d be afraid that a girl would get angry when she couldn’t solve the puzzle would start punching it or hitting it with a frying pan.
And this guy is the reason why no one uses Myspace any more.
I think The Duke looks like he wants to shoot someone because he realized he was now a tattoo.
This is Justin Bieber’s recent tattoo. Yes, Jesus, I feel the same way.
The tiger’s face says it all, “Girl…please, that looks nothing like me but I’d like to take a bite out of that.” Oh wait that’s what I said.I hope you enjoyed.
Comments (43)
Who the fuck gets tattoos like that on their face?? The only facial tattoos I’ve liked are Kat Von D’s. LOVE her.
hahaha whyyyy!
I smell bitchs has to be my favorite for today… I just can’t get over it… misspelling and all, I LOVE IT! hahaha
Ha! So you WEREN’T talking about your joy-stick?!
As for the tat’s…E-GADS!
As for your comments…HAHA!
What you said about the MySpace one made me snort!
HUGS!
what a rack that girl has.
now i have to look at the rest.
ok. remind me never to get a tat on my keister. thanks.
@promisesunshine - Ha! Good one!
@AdamsWomanFell - made my own self laugh.
@promisesunshine - Ha! Crackin’ ones ownself up is the bestest!
@AdamsWomanFell - yup. it makes people point and laugh.
@promisesunshine - Ha! Do I know about that!
Ha…I bet Keister-Docs have seen some interesting tats! 
Any tattoo involving a Shaq movie is automatically a terrible tattoo.
that Andy one is great… see, that’s what she gets for making a bad tattoo decision
*AHEM* “It’s pronounced ‘Me-Nay’.”
The MySpace tattoo seems to be on the wrong side. Or maybe that’s where he’s got a FriendSter tattoo.
I wonder how the girl with the Nintendo tattoo would feel about …um… game enhancers like game genie. Or one of those unlicensed games where you had to stick a licensed cart into the back in order to get it to work. :3
Incidentally enough, I think I have a decent bit of respect for the girl with the “Andy-Screw You” tattoo. I mean most people would’ve probably gotten it modified to an awkwardly spelled CAndy, or BrAndy, or a misspelled JAck HAndy or some thing.
But what if she meets ANOTHER guy named Andy…can she get the X removed but keep the Andy?
A guy I used to work with got a shopping cart tattooed on his chest. He said, “even if I don’t work in the supermarket industry forever, I’ll still have to go food shopping.” I thought of you.
*insert tacky comment about that girls rack*
For a second I thought the white supermacist tattoo was on a girl till I spotted the moustache. Nice rack on that dude… o.O
Some of those were pretty funny, liked the captions too. I don’t like racist idiots but, that fascist assholes tattoo sucked so I got a chuckle at him for being an ignorant, stupid looking fool.
Some of those tats were wicked! The captions are funny lol.
the girl please one fits that tatto of jesus. I don’t know why so many people choose that one.
The dagger on the guy’s fingers is interesting.
Oh dear, oh dear, oh der. Doh!
oh man, are these awful.. worst ones yet !!!!
PS…. Earnhardt only used to cheat. That driving style ended up killin him .
The Scent of a Woman/I smell bitches . . . yeah, it is such a wonder how a lovely sentiment can go wildly wrong in the hands of some people.
I don’t know why…but I kinda like the deer one. But facial tattoos are the worst!
Face tattoos are automatically terrible.
The one with the alien coming from between his moobs also has a snake around his collarbone, if you notice. That snake tat looks pretty real and kinda kick-ass.
The dagger on top of the interlaced fingers is pretty interesting, but I bet it looks pretty stupid when the fingers aren’t together.
Most of them are good, but the Earnhardt one is terrible. Cheating controversy aside, in his last few years, he seemed like a pretty good guy–at least off the track.
I thought the obvious joke on the deer tattoo was, “hey check out the rack on this girl”. Or maybe you could have made a white tail season joke.
the monster on the chest is so friggin’ creepy. :O
Moobs. Bwhahahahaha!
Eww, so much bad taste!
Never really wanted to get to know a person that had a tattoo on their face. It always sends an alarm warning in my head “trouble!”
That Alien tat is THE BEST. I’d do it but I have a birthmark…might be ouchy.
Another thing to fear with the Rubik’s cube tattoo, the girl who gets frustrated because she can’t solve it and decides to cheat by popping off the pieces and rearranging them to make it look like she solved it. Fear that girl. Fear her and run.
I just wonder how many of these are magic marker drawings some kids did while riding the school bus. I do like the tiger tat on the ass, or rather I like the ass, I can look past the tat.
Oh and I want to get a tat across the middle of my face because that would be so expressive of my insanity!
Headlines – Man Bites Tiger
“enjoy” may not be quite the right word for the effect these photos have. Like a car wreck, we look, but then wish we hadn’t. And sometime I go back and look again.
@crazy2love - I don’t get facial tattoos on anyone. I really don’t see the point.
@raspberryjade - It’s bad enough that he has a facial tattoo which is accentuating a rather large body feature but it’s misspelled. That guy is going to have issues if he already doesn’t.
@AdamsWomanFell - of course not, I’m a good person who doesn’t resort to such base humor…HAHAHAHAHA
Glad you enjoyed my comments for these horrible tattoos
@promisesunshine - I can’t believe I didn’t think of that. Never get a tattoo on your keister.
@Rob_of_the_Sky - But I thought these tattoos stood for “shaq”
@Peridot21 - unless it was the Nard Dog then that’s pretty cool
@Lakakalo - hahaha…Friendster…I’m too old to even know what that is.
oh yeah I bet she’d love a game genie so long as the code had infinite stamina. I remember these games I had that were shiny gold and had an extra opening in the cartridge. I think they are the unlicensed ones you’re talking about but they still played.
Those would be pretty funny actually.
@leaflesstree - Well I’m sure she could just get something tattooed over it and then have Andy tattooed on that
Wow, that’s actually pretty deep. I’m glad creepy tattoos make you think of me…aww.
@Thatslifekid - I can’t believe I didn’t get the “rack” comment when I posted it
@carolinavenger - yes some of us men have been blessed with estrogen and the ability to make our fat go straight to our chest no matter how much we work out and we always have flab on top of pecs
@ctaretz - I don’t know if that’s racist. I don’t see what’s wrong with being proud of being white. In my town and since you are from Chicago you know of my town, Wisconsin Dells, there is a t-shirt shop that had a wall full of shirts that said, “Black Pride”, “Brown Pride”, “Red Pride” and “Yellow Pride”. I asked if they had one that said “White Pride” and they said that it was racist. I don’t get that.
@boricua_chic_2008 - glad you enjoyed
@TheSecretLifeOfPandas -
@hesacontradiction - Maybe it’s so they can feel that Jesus is always watching them so they won’t get into too much mischief
@sleekpeek - I actually sort of like how that one fits like a puzzle…shh…don’t tell anyone or I’d lose my street cred
@FrenzElectric - exactly
@roscoes_farm - glad you enjoyed, I don’t understand cheating in car racing because the only cheating I can think of is if you remember the old cartoon Wacky Races with Dick Dastardly. I didn’t see Earnhardt doing any of that stuff so I don’t really think he was cheating.
@adventofreason - I hear the scent of a woman is rotten tomatoes
@everpwr90 - yeah it is a nice tattoo but I just don’t know about it especially with how the deer’s antler bends
@Cestovatelka - yeah I didn’t mention the snake because I sort of liked that one
I do like the dagger one but like you said without the fingers interlocked it would probably look weird
@whyzat - yeah I actually sort of liked Earnhardt from what I saw on ESPN and I never did get the controversy behind him. I remember friends at school would argue about him and Jeff Gordon and how Earnhardt had to earn everything he got and Jeff Gordon had everything handed to him. Lunches were interesting in high school.
@Edgebreak - yeah I can’t believe I didn’t think of that but I was thinking of shooting and well yeah
@StrawberrySunrises - oh yeah is it ever
@spinner_mom - He needs a manssiere or is it a bro?
@nattata - I think some of these were done when the people had no taste because they were drunk
@LadyofWaters - yeah, the only face tattoos I’ve seen are ones that are teardrops coming out of the eye and those are supposedly gang tattoos
@ZombieMom_Speaks - well also think of the sternum, that might hurt quite a bit as well.
And now I am truly impotent
@Aloysius_son - 4
You should totally get some of your artwork tattooed on your back.
@curiousdwk - hahaha
@judyrutrider - hahaha…thank you I’m glad you came to be a lookyloo at these horrible car accidents of “art”.
The silliest tattoos ever!
@godfatherofgreenbay - yep, you’re right about that
@RestlessButterfly - glad you enjoyed
@godfatherofgreenbay - I think if I recall they symbolize the loss of another? Can’t remember…