January 26, 2012

  • Shallow Confessions Of A Insatiable Music Teacher

    How I have fun in the winter:

    Step 1: Make lemonade with random powder mix
    Step 2: Go outside
    Step 3: Pour lemonade on the snow
    Step 4: Go inside and wait for someone to walk by
    Step 5: Go back outside and sit down by yellow lemonade snow and begin to rub it on your face and eat it.
    Step 6: Laugh as they are repulsed by your alleged urophilia.

    5 Random Truths

    1.  The only acceptable spelling of COCAINE is when it is all in caps
    2.  White people remember rap lyrics the best
    3.  At the 1 hour and 42 minute mark of the movie The Never Ending Story, the movie becomes a liar.
    4.  The fact that the word "irony" is the most often misused word is purely coincidental.
    5.  Black people only make up slang to see if white people will use it
    6.  I am a liar











    I am such a nerd.

    I've been seeing too much of this on Xanga in the past few days.

    This is what the government wants you to believe.

    I will never be able to watch The Office or the news in the same way.

    You better do it.  He has a hammer.

    This is your homework assignment for tomorrow.

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