January 26, 2012
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Terrible Tattoo Thursday 1/26
I have no clue how or why I'm posting this since I can't access my Xanga homepage. Every time I go there it gives me the blocked page. I can access everything on Xanga except my homepage and subscription page. I have a feeling other people are having these same problems. Come on, Xanga, get your shit together. Forget about those phone apps and make this site 100%. Why are you alienating the people who don't have smartphones? Do you think less of us? I think the users of Xanga need to band together and demand more. People have paid money to use this site and this is the service they get. My audio hasn't worked since October and I haven't had any replies. Then you wonder why people are leaving this place for bigger and better sites. I just can't believe this. I could understand having an issue with the site once in a while but not every day. Anyway, I doubt people will see this post because Xanga isn't working but I'll post it because I have been loyal to this site but now I really question my loyalty.
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I always wondered about Rainbow Brite when I was a kid. I figured she did have bodily functions that came out as rainbows. IF that was me, I'd be frantically running to the hospital.
He's definitely asking his hands.
The unihorny.
This guy got a tattoo to help with his oral fixation.
His stealth skills are quite limited because he keeps knocking things over with his meat sword.
Well who doesn't?
You know I've seen a lot of Hello Kitty tattoos. One thing that I'm always amazed by is the combining of Hello Kitty with other pop culture items like here we see Hello Kitty and Little Mermaid. Maybe he should go under the sea for an extended period of time without a source of oxygen to show it off to all the fish.
Another Hello Kitty combination. This is Hello Kitty and R2D2 from Star Wars. I think this person should go into outer space for an extended period of time without an oxygen source to show off his tattoo to all the Ewoks and Wookies.
Well I got a pickle for you.
This tattoo is a penis with the word "insert" underneath it. That is such a ri-dick-ulous tattoo but I'd be happy to oblige.
I think you spelled that wrong.
Someone bet me I wouldn't be able to find a shadow hand puppet tattoo. I found a shadow hand puppet tattoo.
I actually sort of like this one but I don't get the point of it when this is about the only way you can see it.
Even if you ran spellcheck on that, YOU'RE still wrong.
Well obviously he's talking about getting shitty tattoos. Hamburger Helper...really?
Well thank you for the reminder. I've always thought it was 2 in the stink, 3 in the pink.
He got this tattoo after his girlfriend asked him, "What's on your mind" for the 15,000th time. He wanted to show her that he was thinking about absolutely nothing at all.
Well...that's a positive.
I think I'm going to have to get a Xanga tattoo because it seems like this place is on life support.
The tattoo insult that keeps on giving.OK, I hope you enjoyed and sorry for the rant but then it won't matter because Xanga isn't work for anyone.
Comments (28)
it's working for me so far,but totally understand. it is getting annoying.
the your/'re does get misspelled by me but usually when i am typing/writing too fast to see it. haha. but the idea of two people missing it is hilarious.the brain on the head intrigues me just because was it even worth it? I bet he regrets getting it now.
These were just turrible... turrible turrible turrible....
In regards to "two in the pink, one in the stink"... I never understood the appeal and fun in anal penetration. I'm not going to go into more detail on it, because I don't really talk about that sort of stuff lol. I just think it's gross.
Anyways.........
The swordfish is pretty cool, but I would have thought to flip it so that you can see it from behind, not looking from above.
I can't remember what the chicken fucker thing is from. The Devil's Rejects?
you're so right about xanga needing to get the site to 100% first, then do the other stuff... seems like every time they do something "new and improved", it messes everything else up...
oh, and re the tattoos, i do believe that this is the terrible-est batch yet.. so, good job! 
I like the Hello Kitty tattoo, but only because it's Hello Kitty.
About a half hour ago I went on Xanga for the first time today from a computer, but I didn't notice any issues. I did notice yesterday that it was loading very slowly, and I did see a few other people comment that they were having issues earlier. If you do leave, you must leave a forwarding address so I can keep reading your stuff.
The one with the fish, well, it's obvious you can see that while the person (can't tell if it's a female) is giving you a blow job or licking your feet. Why you'd want to see that at that moment is beyond me, I'll leave it to you to figure that out.
A girl I used to be best friends with has at least 3 Hello Kitty tattoos as Starwars characters. She's getting a total of 6. They're good quality and all, but just shitty.
@Peridot21 - obviously you guys have been here way longer than i have... but wtf?!? i'm in agreement with the tatts as terrible -
'you're mom and me' - obviously that dude hasn't met my mom... good luck with that...
i was kinda hoping the other hand holding one was going somewhere else...
i'll wave hello from whitefish bay this weekend... soccer tourney...
yup. these were horrific.
Riddikulus is the spell that repels a Boggart. Perhaps she's afraid of penises?
@distractedbyzombies - Yeah, The Devil's Rejects. I so love that movie.
My eyes! My eyes!!!!
Ha! There are some really bizarre tats this week! E-gads!
I would so bite that penis-finger!
HUGS!
The "Riddikulus" lip tattoo is a Harry Potter reference. I think it's the spell to get rid of a Boggart.
Nerd Life.
@xplorrn - yeah, xanga was really annoying... and the godfather makes a good point about the fact that some people actually pay for xanga, for premium or life or whatever... that alone makes them need to get their act together
oh man... what kinda scumbag would get that last one??
I hope he likes getting his ass kicked... a lot.
@ZombieMom_Speaks - Thanks for the confirmation. I loved the overall tone, but there were some parts that were too much for my taste.
@distractedbyzombies - It's pretty brutal. But William Forsythe was oh, so sexy.
I love Otis' quote, "Boy, the next thing that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fucking Mark Twain shit, because it is definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone."
I also love Michael Berryman, so the whole thing was a big horror-nerd buffet for me.
@Peridot21 - yeah well i be one of the paying folk... since i had no idea what i was doing and since i'm such an old geezer and unawares of these things...
@roscoes_farm - My son and his friends used to play 'Yo mama' in school (it's amazing how far they could take that and still be friends), but that's the first time I've actually seen someone that dedicated to it.
@ZombieMom_Speaks - boy, there's just no help for some people.
@ZombieMom_Speaks - Michael Berryman. A little google and I suddenly become aware of how much stuff I've seen him in. Neat.
@xplorrn - see that, then you know what i mean... but old geezer?? get outta here, you are not!
I love how that first one actually has the apostrophe in there. I mean, that's excellent. Meat sword.....lmao. Man, you kill me. In all the best possible ways.
@StrawberrySunrises - yeah, some people had Xanga that day but the majority didn't. It's so weird how it's working lately.
I can understand that. I have problems typing sometimes but when you get a tattoo that shouldn't be the case. You should have multiple people read it. I've heard tattoo artists say that even if there are spelling or grammatical mistakes they'll ask if that's what they want and if the person says yes they have to go with it.
@Aloysius_son - yes they are Mr. Barkley
@Cestovatelka - Yeah, I don't really get it either, maybe I shouldn't have worded it that way but anyway I don't understand it.
Yeah, I don't get that swordfish placement either but then I'm not a tattoo guy so I wouldn't know about it.
@distractedbyzombies - yep, but it looks that was solved for you
@Peridot21 - oh believe me, I have worse. Xanga...it ticks me off and this will be the basis for a joke on Tuesday but ever since I've been here in 2005 or 2006, I can't remember, this has been the worst maintenance of the site. 5 or 6 years and in the past 12 months it has been the worst. I understand wanting to improve the site but before you make improvements you need to solidify what you have and make sure that's in tip top shape.
@wallflower_12 - I had a couple Hello Kitty things when I was a little kid but I don't know if I could suffer a tattoo
@leaflesstree - I've said this before but in all my years here, the past 12 months have had the worst service.
My gawd...why didn't I think of that? I'll tell you...it's been so long but I guess sex isn't the end all or be all in my life although it would be all right
@ArmyWife4Life2007 - yeah those Hello Kitty ones I posted aren't bad quality, they just look weird. I don't get the fascination. There was a guy who used to be on Xanga that had Hello Kitty tattoos. I miss him. I have seen a Hello Kitty as Jesus tattoo.
@xplorrn - hope you have a fun time
@promisesunshine - I really wonder why people do this to their bodies
@ZombieMom_Speaks - that makes sense since I have a lot of Harry Potter tattoos in my tattoo folder
@AdamsWomanFell - I hope they weren't too bad for you. I really don't get people.
@BranmacFeabhail - yeah it is, I have a bunch of Harry Potter tattoos in my tattoo folder and I guess I totally forgot that one.
@roscoes_farm - I would hope he has it in a place that isn't visible. Maybe he has it on his butt so that people can pick literally kick his butt.
@adventofreason - I think that may be one of the first grammatically correct tattoos I've seen on a tattoo that may have difficult grammar. Glad you liked.
@godfatherofgreenbay - are you a girl?
@godfatherofgreenbay - I know, you're usually much more dirty minded than I am, lol. I blame it on your frustration with xanga causing your brain to function at less than optimal dirtyness.
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