January 27, 2012
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Lukewarm Links 1/26
What do you know, Xanga's working. I get pissed off about it so easily because in all my years...oh god here I go...I have never experienced such horrible usage as I have in the past year. Oh well, it's working and it's time for links.
1. I used to post a lot of funny tumblr sites and then I realized that maybe I was driving traffic away from Xanga. Well, here's a tumblr site that is pretty funny. It's called Rap Lyrics That Just Aren't Very Good. The site contains rap lyrics that aren't very good.
2. And while I am mocking rap lyrics, here's a collection of the 25 worst lyrics. I still don't understand how people say rap is poetry and art.
3. This Tumblr site is gear for the ladies, well actually it's geared for the ladies of New Zealand. It's called Hey Girl, I Love New Zealand and it contains photos of Ryan Gosling saying things about New Zealand. I don't know why I'm sharing that other than a few people here claim to LOVE Ryan Gosling.
4. This may be one of my new favorite Tumblrs. It's called Cooking with Skrillex and it's photos of Skrillex altered to make it look like he's cooking. It's just so bizarre that I love it.
5. And while we are on the topic of dubstep, here is the most awesome dubstep album of all time...CHRISTIAN DUBSTEP
6. Here's another Tumblr site that I discovered recently. It's called Presidential Pick-Up Lines. Yeah, I'm a history nerd AND a pervert.
7. And while we are the topic of presidents, have you noticed how often President Obama wears blue jeans? They never look good on him and it seems so unnatural. Here's a website called Barack Obama Must Stop Wearing Jeans. I wish there was a petition we could sign to get him to stop wearing them. Maybe I can form my own political party and call it the No Jeans Party. I'd get at least one vote.
8. And while we are talking about elections in a convoluted way...here's a fun campaign website for your pets. It's called Pets with Newt 2012. It's people whose pets support Newt Gingrich in his bid for the GOP nomination. I actually worry about this one. I'm half expecting Meatball to be a registered voter.
9. Today someone asked me if I saw the photos of Miley Cyrus eating cake. I did and I will have something tomorrow in the Celebrity Round Up if surgery goes according to plan. Here's a collection of raunchy foods. It's amazing how there's so much phallic shaped food out there and I can't believe how many of them I've seen.
10. This may be a little later for a best of 2011 link but it's still hilarious. It's the 50 most brilliant, obnoxious, or delightfully sociopathic Facebook posts of 2011. And that is why I'm inching away from facebook slowly but surely other than to share my totally awesome Xanga posts and other random funny things that I don't post here.
11. It's a new year and one thing I always used to look forward to were all the new movies and new albums but now I've sort of quit doing that. I did find this collection of the least anticipated albums of 2012. So how many of you are going to rush to the stores and buy those CDs?
12. Turn on some music and see how long you can have Drunk Ron Swanson dance.
When did that become a popular internet meme?
I'd bite.
Isn't it ironic? No, it's actually just a coincidence.
And also, don't read WebMD. I swear people go to that site and read it and come out thinking they have Aspberger's or cancer.
That may be an early warning sign that your child is going to be into drugs.
mmmm...good old down home cooking.
She obviously forgot the butter and sugar or maybe she's cutting back now that she's diabetic.
They guaranteed me it would be there in under 30 minutes. He showed up 90 minutes after I ordered. I had to give him a tip because he's a big old sweetie, yes he is. Instead of the regular milkbone, I only gave him a half. The economy must be finally picking up if they have to hire dogs to deliver pizza.
With that I am out. Have a good night. Hopefully I'll return tomorrow.
Comments (25)
freud WAS an asshole
that baby was probably da vinci
HA! On the Prez pick-up lines!
Bad lyrics!
"Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin."
That's a lot of Ryan Gosling!
Holy Sausage Link! I love the raunchy food!
The When Did This Become Hotter? and the baby made me laugh loudly!
Aw! on the Pizza-Dog!
HUGS! and Happy Friday, Matty!
i'm not going to click on any of the links because xanga has been batty all day. when i click to go somewhere i can't return.
Cookie Monster is cool, man... of course he does !!!
Where to buy chicken casserole supplies
as always,,, very interesting links
thanks...
Chubby & Curvy like me is still the hottie of all.
The thing about the pets was amusing.And the first picture with Marilyn Monroe had me nodding but then, then things started to get illogical again. The picture about depression was hilarious. And true. Good advice about WebMD, too. And you're on FB! That Kramer guy was the best character in that show, to me.
Surgery? Well, no idea about what or whom but, good luck with that.
Cooking with Skrillex is awesome! The president wears Mom Jeans! Bwhahahahaha!!1
ha those "when did this..." pics are funnyyy
I agree! Ancient Egypt had the hottest hotties.
Those iron skillets are like, yeah. I want an oklahoma one. Buy one for me, please. Baby, baby, honey, baby. Please? I will make you raunchy foods and massage your instep for you.
@bonmots - I remember how in high school my psych teacher said Freud had credibility to some of his teachings but once I got to college the psych teacher I had there went on rants about how awful Freud was. I can see validity to some things but not all. I think part of my college professor's ranting was how Freud's theories weren't Christian. Of course I went to a Christian college but I also went to a Christian high school...hmm.
@AdamsWomanFell - glad you enjoyed the links
@TheSutraDude - I usually right click on them and open in a new tab but since Xanga has been shit the past few days I wouldn't doubt something would mess up
@roscoes_farm - he's wearing a smoking jacket and I bet he's a gentleman about it. He possibly allows the girl to control the action.
@Rob_of_the_Sky - don't ask Paula Deen, she'd probably send you to Krispy Kreme
@tribong_upos - glad you enjoyed
@RestlessButterfly - sure is
@nov_way - yeah WebMD is such a horrible place. I remember a girl here years ago saying she read a couple articles on that site and came away diagnosing herself with Aspberger's and she based it on how she didn't like being in crowds and she didn't like the texture of certain foods. Basically those two things meant she had that form of autism...yeah.
I don't know how to talk about everything here so maybe I'll talk. I haven't even told people on facebook.
@spinner_mom - yeah I remember when he threw out a pitch at a baseball game and he had these really high jeans on and they were totally mom jeans...it's so weird to see a president in jeans. I honestly think he's the first that I've ever seen in jeans or at least that I can remember.
That cooking with Skrillex is so funny
@Peridot21 - I have a few in my mind that I have to make.
@leaflesstree - not as hot as the paleolithic era.
@adventofreason - just get a rectangle pan
That's a good start, now bring it to me. Wearing only cowboy boots and a holster. I'll be waiting with my lariat.
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