January 30, 2012
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Huzzah for Haikus!
Evaporation
Not Transubstantiation
Benefits mankindEvaporation
The water goes somewhere else
You can't explain thatEvaporation
Out of ideas teacher
these science haikusEarth needs some water
Evaporation does it
Do not ask me howEvaporation
Is not as fun as pickles
Give me some picklesOops I dropped the ball
Each person needs a haiku
I am so sorryI'm defiantly
The best haiku writer here
that writes all my postsThere’s dinner for one
I have enough booze for five
This feels familiarLet’s be friends we said,
As we said our last goodbye.
oops guess you forgot.Celebration time
Pizza and beer are reward
For a job well doneThe main difference
Between right and wrong is the
Way that you spell themHer heart was like a
Bag of donuts and I was
Just a hungry copHaiku is easy.
Just cut up the sentence and
Split into three linesYou are beautiful
Hold these words close in your heart
Believe in yourselfI know I’ve writtenA ton of depressing shit -Forgive me, I’m sickMy knees are Pop Rocks
They pop whenever I walkThey’re not very sweetIt’s quite simple, girl
Blow it before I stick it
Nintendo cartridgeWhat is a haiku?I should write a “real poem”.
Problem: I’m not realNow I ask myself
Why am I always such aFucking idiotWhat is a haiku?
What can haikus really be?They are short ass poemsDo not invoke God
The lotto is for mortals,
Same goes for taxes.It might not be smartTo bellow and curse your ex
While in line for gasGas station pizza
Goes for one oh five a slice;
That’s the best reviewAs I walk the halls,I can’t help but steal a glance,To see your warm smileWinter’s cold breeze here
Shoulder pain dragging me down
How do magnets workI have to go pee
But I am much too lazy
To get off my assThe dog made me laughLaughter exists in haikusHA HA HA HA HAI drank wine last night
It feels like a power drill
Drilling in my brainIf your boyfriend is
Shirtless in his Facebook pic,
He is a douche bag.Make me breathe heavyLover, let me love fill youTake it all right nowTouch me with your tongue
Open your heart and your legsYou will taste my loveLost in your bodySoft, sweet droplets of your sweatCollect on my chestI miss your contours
My rough skin on your soft breast
Was it good for youI would select death
If we were reunited
I need one more dayAlas, I must pee
My bladder is full againI will be right backI sigh to myself
Another week has flown by
I will die soonerWhen I reply here
Remind me to give you your
Personal haikuYou should write haiuks
They make you very peaceful
I just pissed my pantsXanga Haiku ClubIs now in session, peopleWe are so nerdyI know you are all
Jealous of my haiku skills
Off to bed I go
Isn't that the name of an Asian porn star?
Ja, wir können!
OK, have a good night.
Comments (70)
You are good, and I wish I could hug all the good people.
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
^^ I have a shirt that says that.
haha good ones!!
great haiku's. my fave was the "i'm not real" one.
nah, asian and long doesn't go together...
magnet's principle
to feel weird-believe that good.
snake oil mir'cle
oh we must haiku
merrily typity-type
nerd word-worms of art
I believe in you
to haiku disciple M
to end's judgment day
Your evaporation suite had me in stitches. Good stuff.
These are very nice
Good job well written great work
This comment is lame.
very impressive - the way you say the things you do...
starman was quick and stole my thunder
wordsmiths are you two.
the best part of my weekend (besides being with my daughter) was two trips to the brat stop for some tasty consumables... good stuff... http://www.bratstop.com/default.asp
haha these are great... my top three favs are "evaporation, the water goes somewhere... " and "the main difference between right and wrong... " and "the dog made me laugh... "
@sleekpeek -
But I am evil
I am partly Germanic
Just partly evil
@randaness -
I should get that shirt
Probably not in my size
the fat haiku-ist
@raspberryjade -
Thank you, raspberry
Judge my haikus in your group
They'll openly weep
@StrawberrySunrises -
I am not real
That was a rumor here once
Feel like a robot
@maniacsicko -
Maybe it's gay porn
Surgical enhancements
All things possible
@starmanjones -
Johnny Galieki
He's on The Big Bang Theory
He knows magnetics
Someone needs to start
Haiku Aficionado
group here on Xanga
Believe in me now
I am the haiku master
Bee-bop-a-ree-bop
Haiku answers save! Evil Germanics partly! What's the other part?
@distractedbyzombies -
Thanks, very kind sir
Those were made for assignments
Haikus for science
@girlForgetful -
I thank you so much
Your comments mean much to me
You poet genius
@xplorrn -
Oops, it is Brat Stop
Can't believe I was so wrong
I still make the best
@Peridot21 -
Did you notice yours
I defiantly wrote it
Just for little you
@sleekpeek -
I'm part scandalous
And part psychotic breakdown
Can you hear me now?
Dinner for one, alcohol for five. .... that will definitely be me when I am living in my own place.
Excellent haikus!
There’s dinner for one
I have enough booze for five
This feels familiar- yes. favorite.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
and I? chopped liver?
slicin and slappin out lines
Haiku Braunschweiger!
@godfatherofgreenbay - omg how did i miss that???
... i defiantly wasn't paying close enough attention! and... i defiantly love it! thank youuu! 
@Cestovatelka -
My house was the place
where married men came to drink
More liquor than bars
@Thatslifekid -
Thank you very much
Booze makes everything better
That is life, kiddo
@starmanjones -
I hate braunschweiger
It smells like dead animals
Crawled inside your mouth
@Peridot21 -
You're oh so welcome
Appreciate your kindness
Xanga needs much more
You are the best Hai
Ku writer that I know
I am quite alone
The best ones were the
One about the cop and all
The ones with sex. Hot!
Well I guess that solves
the conundrum regarding
Evaporation.
Nintendo carts. An
elegant format for a
more civilized age.
booze for five, right/wrong
breathe heavy, touch tongue, steal glance
pee pants: my fav'rites.
you promised that you'd
write me one and i must say
hurry, i'm waiting.
My thoughts composed of
Penis every night of the damn week
You can't explain that.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
while you may pack a mean brat
how you carry your package
is far more a ladies desire - than mine...
@godfatherofgreenbay - :)
oh, btw, i watched the last episode of The Office again on demand the other day, and i noticed something that i missed the first time i saw it...... what's the deal with that Kathy girl? Something's up with her about Jim... did you pick up on that?
Well, well, just who died
and made you America's best
living haikuist?
so you feel better
liver and me don't get on
it leads to napkins.
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that magnetic force
remember 80's speakers?
to float to the moon.
rub matt's magic stone
cures boredom to bursitis
"magnetic" subject?
ew, that lasst haiku
the hahaha editing
placement's victory
cloud generation
no for free fuel but of a
counterweight savings?
evaporative
when you get down, it goes up
again with the sex!
chocolated MOO
diabetic delight swirled
uh oh the placement!
@MelFamy - in by dead man's boots
You, Sir, are Quite Quite funny
"may I have some more?"
@leaflesstree -
Oh the accolades
I am not good with praises
My skin turns bright red
Sex sex sex sex sex
In and out big and meaty
How hot was this one?
@Lakakalo -
You are welcome, sir
I did your homework for you
Passing guaranteed
I love Nintendo
Blowing the cartridge before
I could even play
You sir are King Haiku
You seem to write with such ease
Popsicles are fun
HUGS!
@promisesunshine -
Here is your haiku
I hope you enjoy it because
It's very hard work
Oh and here's one more
This haiku is about you
Even though it's not
@godfatherofgreenbay - good work
@Wait_by_Moonlight -
My dreams are all sex
sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Always on my mind
Maybe it's because
I'm lonely and have Tumblr
Just buy a hooker
@xplorrn -
you make me face fears
I'll die alone with my brats
Sausage's not a good mate
@godfatherofgreenbay -
i've got to hand it to you
release is better than turning blue
just please use a tissue...
i'd profoundly agree
not a link i'd pick
much prefer the parts of a chick...
soft curvy and supple
careful not to pull a muscle
whilst entwined in a lovers tussle
@Peridot21 - OK I can't answer this in haiku but yeah, I've noticed that and I'm sort of fearful of what may happen although The Office is a comedy and I don't know if they'd go down that road. I think she's been into him ever since the one episode where Pam and Dwight tried to figure out if Jim was attracted to her. She probably overheard it or maybe saw the tape of Jim's interview where he said she was attractive. I have a feeling the season cliffhanger will end with Dwight going to Tallahassee permanently and Jim and Pam having issues with that Kathy and maybe Erin will interrupt Andy's wedding. Those are just my thoughts so if they come true don't think I'm a wizard or a writer.
Shucks, here's a haiku
You get haiku just because
A nifty gifty
@starmanjones -
Venison liver
That is where it's at, kind sir
Shot with my own gun
don’t let looks fool you
i have petals for lips but
a mouth full of thorns.
Within the storm’s eye,
Pause before the next tempest:
Mute tears fall as ink
Milk bags are useful
and are easy to handle
Bagged milk is awesome
I want a girlfriend
I really want a girlfriend
I want a girlfriend
Like footprints in snow,
I know where I am heading.
No doubt in the world
this has been awesome
i am going to bed now
i need to pee ok
@MelFamy -
who died to make me
the king of all the haikus?
twas Joe Paterno
@AdamsWomanFell -
thank you very much
Took about three weeks to write
I need to write more
@xplorrn -
I have a pencil
If I stick it in my ear
It will hurt, a lot
And you should see the
Ambition in my eyes, the
Hustle in my step
Boobies yum yum yum
Boobies on a girl who's dumb
Boobies yum yum yum
if i have a pencil
if i stick it in my ear
it comes clear out the other side
boobies are delicious
they are healthy and nutritious
just like tasty side dishes
mine eyes have seen the glory
but soon, very soon
i will start to snory
I dont have the kind of discipline needed for Haikus...
@roscoes_farm -
Haikus are easy
Five then seven and then five
It all adds up, sir
@xplorrn -
you've heard this before
Spam is better than canned Treet
Off-brand Spam is bad
You've heard this before
Boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs
Boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs
You've heard this before
I am boring you to tears
Purple Chimpanzee
@godfatherofgreenbay - All I gotta do now is learn to count.
@godfatherofgreenbay - you managed to get a haiku in there after all, yay!
hmm i'd say that's a pretty good assessment of what will probably happen.. so, yes, i will think you are a wizard!
you know what else i realized about The Office without Michael, and with Andy as "the boss"? Andy doesn't get to act as stupid as he did before... and that's a bummer, cause he was hilarious like that... oh, welllll
@Peridot21 - you know you're right, Andy isn't quite like the Andy from his first year or two upon arrival in Scranton although after his break-up with Angela I've noticed he isn't as goofy as when he first started because they stopped making him compete with Dwight although the episode where Dwight intended on going to Cornell was quite hilarious.
Tonight I was watching the episode where Andy finds out his girlfriend is in high school and he does the "beer me" stuff. That was so good. Maybe if he gets back with Erin then they both can be hicks, as Dwight calls her, together. I saw a preview tonight for the episode tomorrow. It looks funny.
@godfatherofgreenbay - oh yeah lol i saw that one too... sooo funny.. "lord beer me strength"
... glad there's a new one again tonight.. i haven't seen the preview, though
@Peridot21 - well I can't give away the special event on tonight's episode but Dwight has a line that brought tears to my eyes from laughing...If my cousin Mose learned how to have sex...and that's where I'll stop.
@godfatherofgreenbay - oh boy, if it has to do with Mose, i'm sure it's hilarious!
@godfatherofgreenbay - oh snap, forgot to ask you something before... are your footprints on invisible now? jw cause they're not showing up over on my page... today, anyway... could just be that xanga is acting wacked again... one never knows... =/
@Peridot21 - I just walked on your page. I don't do the invisible thing that I know of and more than likely Xanga is whacked. They said they were working on something with views because something wasn't working. It makes sense because in the last couple of weeks I have been getting 3 to 4000 extra views.
@Peridot21 - I just looked and I've noticed that my footprints are behind, like they are an hour behind.
@Peridot21 - and I just tried with this other xanga that I tend and my footprints came up but about 5 minutes after I visited. The footprints I did signed out on my site didn't show up though. That is sort of weird.
@godfatherofgreenbay - yeah, i didn't think you did the invisible thing but i figured i'd ask... and there are no footprints from you on my page from your walk
sooo, i guess xanga is just whacked again... 
thanks for letting me know, so i know what the heck is going on around here 
@Peridot21 - weird...I showed up in that other Xanga but when I logged off and tried this one it didn't show up but then at the same time there were a few others on my site so it's possible that their footprints were larger than mine and that's saying a lot.
Did you see The Office? I am so ticked off because I had plans tonight and I taped it but there were technical difficulties in my station so 2/3 of the episode featured a black screen with the words "No Signal" or "Audio Only" floating around.
@godfatherofgreenbay - idk about larger... what size again? 17? doubtful
... omg i didn't get to see The Office either... i thought i would have been home in time tonite to watch it, but i wasn't 
... but i think i'll be able to watch it tomorrow OnDemand, fingers crossed.
@godfatherofgreenbay -
Any chance you are
a fan of blast processed sports
titles? Mutant League?
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