So Mr. Aloysius_son tagged me for this post. There are some rules that go along with this awesome award that the Bills fan bestowed upon me. I just want to thank him for all his work on Xanga with his art and poetry and sharing his love for his wife, the outdoors, and an unfathomable love of the Buffalo Bills. I know, right? How could someone actually be a fan of the Bills? I shouldn't rib him for liking the Bills. It could be worse. He could be a fan of the Lions...or the Vikings...or even da burrs.
Rules: Thank the award giver and link them in your post.
Share seven things about yourself.
Pass this award along to blogs that you enjoy reading.
Contact your chosen bloggers, let them know, and post the award picture.
1. I am an NFL owner. That's right, me, godfatherofgreenbay, is an owner of the Green Bay Packers.
2. I have coached quite a few sports over the course of my life. When I first graduated college, my first position I coached football and weight lifting. I also helped do the weight training for the track and baseball teams. I love football and I coached on the varsity, junior varsity, and freshmen teams. It was such a blast and sometimes during practice I'd get fired up and actually play against the kids but without pads. I was such a badass but my knees and shoulders are paying for it now. Then my next position I coached cross country, softball, track, and volleyball. I actually loved coach volleyball. My record as a head coach was 30 wins and 7 losses. I confused so many of the teams we played because I just did strategies I picked up from playing church league volleyball, you know, rotate in everyone at serve. I just knew when and where to rotate my stronger and weaker player. It was like I was playing chess but with volleyball.
3. I went to Lutheran grade school from preschool to 8th grade. I went to two Lutheran high schools. I went to a Lutheran college. My high school career was 1 year at one school and 3 years at the other. The first school closed and became a prison. The first and second high school and my college were named after Martin Luther the reformer however many people thought that I was going to schools named after Martin Luther King Jr. the civil rights leader. I was often asked what it was like to attend an all black school. I don't understand why people think that just because I was white and went to a school named Martin Luther that I was the only white guy there.
4. My first high school had dorms so I lived in dorms so in a sense I moved away from home when I was 14. My second high school was too far from home to commute so one year I lived with two other guys in a house behind the high school. I lived 10 yards from the high school with the former principal's wife. The principal died a week before school started in a car accident so they let her stay in the school's house for the rest of the year. The one guy I lived with had nose bleeds every morning and they were so massive. I always told him he should see a doctor. He never did and now he's dead but that's probably because he developed quite a drug addiction on top of his apparent heart problems. After that first year I lived on a horse farm about 5 miles from school. It was near a hill that was affectionately called Nigger Nathan Hill. Yes, people AFFECTIONATELY called it that. See there was a guy named Nathan that was an escaped slave who lived on top of this hill and he would help people in their wagons up and down the hill. When I was a kid there was a sign with that name on the hill but when I got to high school the sign only said Nathan Hill.
5. I am single so ladies...yeah like that would work. I know what will work. I wear a size 17 shoe. wink wink nudge nudge say no more. It is damn near impossible to buy shoes. Most shoe stores only carry to a 12 or 13. I have to go to a store that deals with the Wisconsin Badgers.
6. I mentioned coaching. Well I was a teacher/minister. The hardest thing I ever taught in my teaching career was sex ed to sophomores. I taught it in a religion class so you can guess how we handled sex. Anyway two jokers ask me questions that stuck with me: "Mr. W, I'm a male and I know Jesus was a male and as a male certain things happen...well do you think Jesus ever got boners?" "Mr. W, is S&M sinful?" Maybe I should also include all the times I was asked if oral sex "counted".
7. I currently have 3 piercings, two in my left ear and my eyebrow. I once had up to 8. 5 in the ear, eyebrow, navel and my thingee. I worried about infection and my thingee falling off so that one came out plus it hurt to walk. I accidentally ripped my navel piercing out and 3 of my ear piercings got really hard and my ear started growing over the studs so I took them out.
8. This is extra because I'm an overachiever. I find it difficult to write about myself and find it much easier to write about things people ask about so if there's anything you want to know about me, ask.
Here are the people I select:
@peridot21
@distractedbyzombies
@jacksoncroons
@CanadianConspiracy
@bryantomato
@TiRocKiinPiink
@MelFamy
@bosefius
@pansybradshaw
@Melissa__Dawn
@nattata
@thesecretlifeofpandas
@methodelevated
@mZdejavuZ
@ExposedWrists
@americanalien
@theladyofabundance
@raiderjester
@winterEnds
@adventofreason
@TheGiantSlayer
@ithiliya
@your_paper_heart
@kachino
@Sasgal
@Benelliman
@gwarlockvance
@ArmyWife4Life2007
@justjase
@starmanjones
@nov_way
@whyzat
@roscoes_farm
@KnightInCROATIANarmor
@bonmots
@TheSutraDude
@xplorrn
@spinner_mom
@StrawberrySunrises
@dirtbubble
@Zissu25
@James2012
Did I forget anyone?
I wish I could have a spinach party but my last one was broken up by the police.
Well that saved me a lot of money.
Even though I'm not married, I have them on retainer because they are such bastards.
I really hate The Family Circus and its perverted subliminal messages.
Hey, what do you know, I own one as well.
My Wisconsin people totally understand what this is all about.
Have a great night.
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