I should've posted these earlier so some of you could possibly give them to people who make your naughty bits tingly.  Enjoy...

O, maybe this one isn't for everyone out there but I love it.



















Roses are red
Violets are blue
Vodka costs less
Than dinner for two.

Roses are red
Violets are purple
I may not be a Pokemon
But I can make you squirtle

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most poems rhyme
But this one doesn't."

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In soviet Russia,
Poem writes you!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
The stove is in the kitchen,
Why arent you?

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I'm a schizophrenic,
and so am I

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is lumpy
And so are you

Roses are blue
Violets are red
I've got this wrong
So lets go to bed

Roses are red
Grass is greener
When i think of you
I touch my wiener

Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fi...Have a happy Valentine's Day!