It was my birthday on Monday.  I didn't advertise it here because, well, I don't know why.  Maybe I sort of wanted to see if anyone would remember.  I know it's a long year and a lot to ask for.  I guess I'm bad because I don't know all of your birthdays, maybe a handful.  It's hard for me to remember dates with all my concussions.   Maybe we should create a Xanga database of birthdays sort of like they have on Facebook.

I don't know why I'm all emo about my birthday I really didn't do much when I was born.

Porn stars wished me a happy birthday.

I posted this on Tumblr today and this is why I will never leave Xanga.  I posted this photo along with captions like: "I bet he’s had bigger in his mouth." "I think this isn’t sinful as long as they are married and trying to reproduce and I think they are trying to reproduce some small twist cones." "I guess deepthroating an ice cream cone is the best way to get the taste of foot out of your mouth." "And the surging continues…" "A photo is worth a thousand words and this one is a mouthful." "If we allow gay marriage the next thing you’ll see is men wanting to marry ice cream cones."  After 9 hours on Tumblr I have 0 comments or likes or whatever.  I guess going with what I said above about my birthday that means I'm an attention whore. 

And when I don't tip, I say, "You got the wrong Lebowski. I'm the Dude, man."

Trust me, Cubs fans are horrible tippers.  Oh and has anyone had any of the fine products from Lakefront?  If you haven't try their Snake Chaser or Fuel Cafe.

I think he's choking me...HELP!

Double entendre?  Well, do you ladies?

Can we take the damn photo...PLEASE!





OK we're done with that meme.

Just like daddy indeed

Can you solve this adorable pictograph?

It all makes so much sense now

I'm sure the Jewish NASCAR car will do fine this year just as long as they don't race on Saturdays.

Because I love all of you.