April 2, 2012
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Homework Assignment 3/26
Class, I graded your last assignment. Also you can go there to see how I answered the questions. I love how you are really getting into this classroom discussion type thing and we are keeping it drama free. There are a few questions I have debated posting because I know they'd cause drama and that is something Xanga doesn't need. Anyway I quoted one of you as getting an A but I changed my mind. You're all getting an A+ and if you play your cards right you could get an autographed photo of me.
Now, here's your next assignment.
A.
B.
Answer either A or B or for extra credit answer both questions. Make sure you answer all the questions clearly and concisely
Now get to work
A. A can of industrial strength Ultra Duster and an empty can of Caffeine Free Diet Coke. I imagine I could use these objects as a one time bomb of some sort and then I'd be screwed because I'm fat. They'd all want to kill me so they could have a feast.
B. Wrestles, Honest, Bay, Ram so are they accurate?
Comments (48)
A. I have 4' tall dresser with a TV on top of it to my right. To my left, a small bookshelf with a printer on top. Hmmm...I'd probably die immediately.
B. I saw: charismatic, passionate, talented, peaceful. Hmmm...whatever. LOL!
to my left is a warm fluffy green robe. to my right is a red bic lighter. post apocolyptic? oh unh unh! it's about to be apocolyptic again. I SILL WIN because only I could have stopped the grassland or forest fire and I have a fluffy green robe to stay warm and a bit less scratched while I move about so : I bbq competition. - a
b: I am happy, elegant, secure and thoughtful.
A. To my immediate left is a useless, but very soft, kitten - and to my immediate right is a pillow. I'd be screwed.
B. Happy, thoughtful, sweet, sentimental. I guess so.
a. composition book and milk duds box. No, because they aren't weapons at all and couldn't do much to help me.
b. sincere, kind, restless, thoughtful. Haha i don't know about this but I do feel that restless can fit.
I see my cuticle balm and my cell phone. Yep, I'm boned
pen and computer. stab wounds and blunt force trauma are in someone else's future.
loyal, lethargic, charismatic, outspoken
I see my phone and the remote....i'm dead.
First 4 words.....love, sweet, naive outgoing. That was fun!
A. To my left is my alarm clock. Not very substantial, but it does have a cord. To my right, it's pitch black, but there's a window there. I guess I could strangle someone and throw them out the window, to be on the safe side.
B. Charismatic, naive, happy and patient. 50% accurate.
Rob of the Sky thinks
He deserves extra credit
For this here haiku
To my left is a remote control. To my right is the back of the couch. I will lose because the remote won't do much more than bruise and I can't lift the couch or even hide under it, lol. I saw: Understanding, loyal, charismatic, passionate. I'll agree with all but charismatic.
to my left is a half-empty cup of coffee. to my right is a half-eaten bag of twizzlers. i never had half a chance.
dependent, patient, happy, outspoken. ha..
A) Orange water cup, Blue CD player. Yes of course I will win. Hydration is key.
B) Sincere
Courageous
Charismatic
Passionate
Prey, peaceful, passionate, and polite. Apparently I can only read 'p' words.
Look to my left and I see sunshine... look to my right and I see a harmonica.
I will win because now I can fry everyone with beams of sunshine and then I'll sit back play my harmonica and collect my reward. 
Words.... mental, dove, naive, poke.
A. to my left: my bed, to my right: a table... yeah, no, i'm toast.. cause i mean those aren't weapons, are they?
B. impatient, loyal, passionate, sweet... (i posted that smiley face thingy a while ago, remember?)
They are DVDs
They sure can be used as discs
I am really screwed
thoughtful, patient (so untrue), reserved (so true), overdramatic (nah)
A. A newspaper and a table. I'll hide under the table and read the newspaper until I'm killed... lmao
B. the first word I saw was dependent and then I got all offended and huffy so I don't want to finish this assignment... hahaha
B. Lazy, happy, genuine, impatient.
I wasn't happy with those so I did it again and got naive, passionate, outgoing, sweet.
I think I like my second search haha
a. Lol a bookbag with books inside. No hahaa.
b. caring thoughtful happy impatient
I was worried the first word I'd see would be "stupid" or something similar. But I saw "happy" and knew that B. was complete BS
1) To my left, I saw an A. To my right I saw a white screen. Your question was referring to the computer screen, right?
2) Gosh, I came up with lazy, naive, impatient and full. Personally, I think my true personality is best reflected in your ever so subtle Klingon word at the top: Luula.
A ledger and a piece of paper towel. Unless I eat paper I am going to remain hungry.
Charismatic, serve, served, reserved (Which I shall count as one word), peaceful, patient.
And for extra credit, The number seven, because I like the way it looks on paper.
left - a copier/printer - that i could produce imagery that would cause both lasting mental and physical harm with...
right - and an acrylic orange pint glass with a jack-o-lantern face filled with ice cubes & water...
i'm good for a few rounds...
passionate
sentimental
happy
outspoken
psho'nuff!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylCvCwn9OG8
a) Never read / seen the Hunger Games. It actually looks kind of bland to me.
b) impatient, eloquent, elegant, sweet.
To the left, a vacuum cleaner. To the right, my iPod. Hmm. The vacuum might be helpful if I am battling dust bunnies.
Naive, Lazy, Happy, Impatient, Peaceful. HA. Yeah, that's probably accurate.
Crap. I have a water bottle and a package of Twizzlers. Clearly I'm dead. Its been swell. Thanks for the memories.
B. lazy cud peace reserve robs...yuh huh.
A. I see a wall and an oscillating fan. My wall is impenetrable defense and my oscillating fan will cuisinart my enemy.
B. Lazy, Shy, Passionate, Eloquent. Not sure about the last three.
A. To my left, a flexible clip-on lamp and to my right, an oscillating tower fan. Maybe, just maybe I might have a chance...if my opponent spotted lame items also.
B. Understanding, peaceful, lazy, sweet.
bottle of glue and lamp.... which ironically go to together if I break the lamp in the process of killing someone.
Passionate sweet loyal lethargic
Im surprised I didnt find the word "crazy" in there.
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - yeah as optimistic as I am I don't think those weapons would get you very far
@starmanjones - I think you have a good chance especially with those words you pulled up
@jmeLove_x - I don't know the cute kitten might stave off attack.
very interesting words
@StrawberrySunrises - Maybe you could fashion a musical instrument of some sort out of the Milk Duds box and you could distract your opponents and throw the composition book at them.
I think most of those words fit
@carolinavenger - well if it is one of those old school Nokias then you are guaranteed a victory.
@BranmacFeabhail - and then when the games are over, you can write about your experiences, I think the words are somewhat true
@ShamrockLover - well if it is one of those old school Nokias you could survive. Yeah I really enjoy those word things. I don't always know how true they are given what I've found that describes myself but they are still cool.
@musicmom60 - hmmm trying to figure out which 50% are correct
@Rob_of_the_Sky -
you get the credit
Ninjas use those throwing stars
They're like dvds
@Melissa___Dawn - It is amazing what those can say about you
@promisesunshine - maybe you could use the twizzlers as an underwater breathing tube.
So I take it those aren't accurate.
@Thatslifekid - yes, hydration is so important. it's been a while since I've read the book but didn't that play a factor?
Are those accurate descriptors?
@randaness - you have P on the brain. are they true?
@spinner_mom - I don't think those words are very accurate, you could use the harmonica to reflect the sunshine into the opponents eyes, blinding them so you can go up and tie their shoelaces together so they trip and break their necks.
@Peridot21 - you could always tear the legs off the table and use them as clubs
oops, sorry, I forgot that. I hope you aren't upset. The day I came up with the hunger games question I found that word search on tumblr so I figured I had to use it.
@bonmots - 50/50 isn't too bad
@raspberryjade - always gaining knowledge until the very end
well I guess that's good you didn't continue. Teach that question who is boss.
@Cestovatelka - yeah those sound better to me
@crashthedr3am - so are those words true? The bookbag full of books my help. You could set up some sort of snare where they trip a wire and the book bag comes swinging down at their heads.
@npr32486 - yeah they aren't the most accurate but sometimes they can be fun.
@Kellsbella - crafty, I think your resourcefulness may serve a purpose
It's been a long time since I've read Klingon. I may have to dust that off.
@Aloysius_son - you win the hunger games
@xplorrn - you could use the ink to mix with water in your cup and create something lethal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz039wIjE1Q
@emily_shannon - well I don't know, I think it could be good from all the gifs I've see on tumblr...so are your words correct?
@leaflesstree - or you could sneak up while your opponents slept and suck their brains out through their ears
well I don't think all of them are true
@cja1976 - you could always use the twizzlers as underwater breathing things. I can't remember what they're called, you stick it in your mouth and the other end is above the water and you suck in air.
@distractedbyzombies - so are those true? if so does that mean you're a cow?
man, that fan, if you could speed it up and had an extension cord a mile long you could really be trouble
@nov_way - lazy? I doubt it
@bluepillorredpill - the tower fan could be used as a sword because what object can't be used as a sword?
so I think those words are true
@theladyofabundance - then if you break the lamp you have arrowheads and could really wreak havoc
well I think 3 of those words are true based on your writings.
@godfatherofgreenbay - HOLY SHIT, I'M DYSLEXIC!! The dresser is to my left, and the printer to my right!! I inverted left and right in my mind! OH, CRAP.
@godfatherofgreenbay - lol idk I guess it depends on how you see me.
@StrawberrySunrises - milk duds and composition book - NO HELP? in the spirit of elegance
you can at least take out one diabetic firebug with papercuts and sugar coma 
@godfatherofgreenbay - sometimes I am not always happy, but I try to be thoughtful and yes I am very impatient
@starmanjones - yes, just force feed them? lol
A is just amusing. Quite the imagination. And b, @restless and honest: that seems to be about right but @Ram and Bay, I don't think so because I never heard of a human being being described as such. Try again!
@StrawberrySunrises - lol, yummy junk food save room in the book for trechery
force? don't be silly 
no force is necessary- moosh a lil fly algeric mushroom in for the jerks who aren't cooperatively diabetic and they'll fly while you slip on by 
comeon no the composition...COMPOSITIONs or helpful potions and spells is legendary- but
@xplorrn - to hell with the imagery! drop the printer on one of them and squirt hot ink on the and beating to death the and electructing the vurn victem... now the stich-me-johnny glass...that's a few stalker slasher incidents. I would have tocarefully use robe as light's out sak and torch you.... you know the song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwajTekSAcM
*'m not being romantic either - just so you know...I believe it was meant to beset fire to you while you were sleep you were a threat to me or was I only dreaming are you burning you eternal flame.... I think that's how the song goes.
@xplorrn - while the others might fall for a printer on the head an ink cartridge sucker shot to the nose and hot ink in the eyes...and maybe one or two 'll fall to the platten patenting their chances done....but remember green fluffy robe turns out the lights and makes your stitch me-johnny glass just a martial toast missed as the things start to grow warm... because I like ya some, I'll hum a few bars of...
"I believe you're a threat to me- I'll burn you before sleeping...such is wrong of me...don't you feel the same oh wait you're the eternal flame." I think that's how the song goes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwajTekSAcM
@godfatherofgreenbay - I don't know the first thing about no hunger games.
These descriptors: yes... I suppose they are accurate.
A. Bed & window.
@godfatherofgreenbay - I don't know. I do the word search every once in awhile, and it's always different. Maybe ALL the words describe me!
they can't eat you! its not allowed in the books!
The first I noticed is the word 'drama'.
A bottle of water.
A mug of coffee.
Will I win?
Possibly...since I'll smash the mug a little, use the broken off handle to stab people with it and since I'm really fierce in a fight but look harmless, they won't know how to deal with me.
Besides the caffeine rush I'll have from the coffee will power me for quiet awhile. Me on coffee:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fLzNV0DiRc