I hope everyone had a relaxing and enjoyable weekend and a blessed Easter and now that Easter break is over, it's time for the home stretch to the end of the school year.  I graded your last assignment and I enjoyed how many random stories were created and I also enjoyed reading some of your injury stories.  It wasn't taking enjoyment in them but joy that you shared.  Discussion is always key to these grades and right you get an A.  Your grade for the semester so far is a B+.  We only have a few more weeks so work hard on the next assignments.

Here's your next assignment:

A.  
 

B. 
  

Answer either question with a complete answer.  You may do both questions for extra credit.

Get to work!

A.  George Mechanic...I'm a hard worker and my most important job is servicing all your needs.
B.  Charlie Sheen...do I even need to explain?  Actually I'd probably want John Cryer to come to my party so I could feel good about myself.

Must take cold shower
Highly erotic haikus
Can't say what they did

Insignificant
Hidden in the pants of shame
Waiting for playtime

Now it's time to pee
I bask in the light of day
Before put away

A full head of hair
Never destined to go bald
My pubic afro

Man is gone for night
I am the only one home
Say hi to fingers

A trap to all men
Soon I shall have the control
Your penis is mine

The second haiku
the way the second line ends
made me point skyward

The price will go up
Just like every other thing
ha ha ha go up

Thank you very much
Here's your very own haiku
Cherish it deeply

I considered that
I'd get no one to compete
Worse than Flava Flav

I feel so much pain
Please do not feel all that pain
Hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs

Sir, I take offense
Oops I read that wrong, thought you
said I was rapist

But I'm pretty sure the Germans refer to "SWAG" as "Guntergliebenglauchengloben".

Home sweet home

Really home sweet home

I wonder if he gets elected if he'll allow men to own multiple women.

This guy is the bread loser of the family.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water and that lazy ho made Jack carry all the pails back.

Here's an exclusive photo of Jessica Simpson's ultrasound.

It's a mash-up of Black Swan and Mr. Mom.

Grandpa, I asked you to get bottled water.  Oh yeah, Bud Light is pretty much the same.

I bet that bass can do any song in 12 parsecs.

BOOM!

I watched this movie called "Bridesmaids" this evening.  I think it's this independent type movie that didn't get any mainstream media attention.  Anyway, it's set in Milwaukee and I got to thinking, "Gee, today is April 14th and that means it's Milwaukee Day."  It's easy to remember Milwaukee day because it's always on 4/14 and the area code for Milwaukee is 414.  So come enjoy Milwaukee and celebrate during one of its many ethnic festivals or Summerfest.  If you want to do some serious drinking, check out the Miller Brewery, the Schotz Brewery, the Milwaukee Brewing Company, Lakefront Brewery, and Sprecher Brewery.  And if that isn't enough drinking, head to legendary Water Street to the Water Street Brewery and Milwaukee Ale House and the most famous bar in Milwaukee, The Safe House.  Make sure you know the password before going to the Safe House.  Enjoy the Milwaukee Art Museum, watch the great circus parade, catch a baseball game at Miller Park, fear the deer with the Milwaukee Bucks at the Bradley Center and if basketball isn't in season you can check out the Milwaukee Admirals hockey team or the Milwaukee Mustangs indoor football team at the Bradley Center.  Also make sure you find the statue dedicated to Milwaukee's most popular resident, Arthur Fonzarelli.  So please come to Milwaukee, the most romantic city in the Midwest and the birthplace of beer goggles. 

And now it's time for #Caturday

It's time for bed, have a great weekend.