April 16, 2012
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Homework Assignment 4/9
I hope everyone had a relaxing and enjoyable weekend and a blessed Easter and now that Easter break is over, it's time for the home stretch to the end of the school year. I graded your last assignment and I enjoyed how many random stories were created and I also enjoyed reading some of your injury stories. It wasn't taking enjoyment in them but joy that you shared. Discussion is always key to these grades and right you get an A. Your grade for the semester so far is a B+. We only have a few more weeks so work hard on the next assignments.
Here's your next assignment:
A.
B.
Answer either question with a complete answer. You may do both questions for extra credit.
Get to work!
A. George Mechanic...I'm a hard worker and my most important job is servicing all your needs.
B. Charlie Sheen...do I even need to explain? Actually I'd probably want John Cryer to come to my party so I could feel good about myself.
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Question B: Alan Rickman because he and I could sit back in a corner and exchange sardonic comments about birthday parties.
Question A for extra credit: Chipper Beard...now that's scary.
Antonio Banderas...so he can show off his ball room dancing skills.
Jimmy Buffet is still my hero
Weird Al Yankovic
He had his own show one time
It was epic fail
Rusty North Avenue. Sounds about right.
Donny + Dassey = Ariel (Peter Pan)
A. Daisy Komensky
B. too hard to decide.. too many to pick from
A. Sandy Wilson. That sounds legit! hahaha
B. I'd have to say zooey deschanel because she seems so fun and right now I'm watching the live stream of kittens on her hellogiggles website so hopefully if she showed up she'd bring a bunch of kittens.
http://hellogiggles.com/the-kitten-cam-is-live-today
A. Katia Floral Ridge Drive (Dang! my porn name sucks!)
B. Antonio Banderas (only to give him cake, of course; it's not like I posted a Rule 5 on him a few months ago or anything...)
A. Pugsy Kookaburra ... good lord that's a terrible porn name!
B. Hmmmm... first choice is Goran Visnjic, my Croatian Cutie :3 Or William Levy because his accent is incredibly sexy and he's very nice to look at. Ooooo, or Leonardo DiCaprio. One of those three, please
hahahahahaha...
A. Hammer Jay Burnt Hickory - I don't think I'll be drummin up much business with that name
B. Tom Hanks - cause he's just so stinkin nice
A. Two-two Arbana
B. Do I get to invite a couple? Yes I do. Gina Carano and her girlfriend.
Samantha 7th Street. Holy shit, that sucks. LOL.
Johnny Depp, because not only is he beautiful, he's the coolest MFer alive. Also Taylor Swift, because she's nicer than nicey-nice.
I must know; what's your porn name, Matt?
@we_deny_everything - I'm laughing so hard right now you wouldn't believe it. Two Two Arbana?! Pure awesome!
naturally, I would invite Alex O'loughlin, but one person I think would be fun to have at a party would be Chef Simon from "Iron Chef." He is always laughing and smiling and has something witty to say. On the last episode of "Chopped," they had a contest between four Iron Chefs, and he won. If you don't know what an "Iron Chef" is, never mind.
@ZombieMom_Speaks - It's a woman's name. I think I am not ready for a sex change.
B. Simon Baker as his character from The Mentalist because I love that skill and especially for a birthday party, it would be fun.
A. My first pet's name (a dog) was Pichy, pronounced "Pee-chee." The first street I lived on was 7th street. So, Pichy 7th Street? Eh. LOL! How about Pichy 7?
B. Hard to say at this point. If I was single, it would be either Halle Berry or that chick from The Big Bang Theory to test the limits of my drool-reflex. LOL! Right now...hmmm...maybe Denzel Washington, or DeNiro. Great friggin' actors, man.
Babesia Walnut Park... Well it's no wonder I never made it as a porn star. I just didn't have a catchy name.
I would have to go with Johny Depp. He seems like he would be a fun dude to hang out with, and being one of the wealthiest entertainers in the industry, he would probably bring a real cool present. Although I do enjoy his work, I am not enough of a fan to lose my mind around him.
A. Shana Page. Kinda boring for a porn name
B. As for someone famous...I'm not really digging anyone crazy over the moon right now...I'd probably invite Selena Gomez just to keep my daughter busy and give my son some eye candy to look at
A: Baron Von Geist Pinemont??! (My dog had very long and very German name). XD Of course my maiden name was Holzkamm. Haha.
B. NATHAN FILLION. CAUSE HE'S SEXY AND I KNOW IT.
A Rastas Silverhill.... naaahh, doesn't really work well. Or maybe it's a sign I should just stay out of the porn business.
B. Matthew McConnaughey. Hes got bongos, I've got a dejembe. We could drum circle.
A. Major 23rd? Maybe this does not work so well with numbered streets. Haha.
B. Hugh Laurie, as long as he could periodically slip from American to British. It would be guaranteed to keep me amused, and that's all that matters. Also, he's a good singer/musician, so he might entertain some other people at the same time.
B. Seth Macfarlane. Sexytime. That is all
Smokey ColdWater
AND...I dont know.
I don't have my homework because... well, here's my excuse. I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.
A) Bitsy Green Oak.
B) Someone I can dance with. Ballroom dance, I love dancing.
@TheSutraDude - I would love to get Alan Rickman to do the voice on my answering machine.
Chipper Beard...hmmm that sounds like it could be an interesting name.
@StrawberrySunrises - would you dance with him?
@NewDog2 - he has his moments. I didn't really appreciate his work until I got out of college. Everyone in college listened to him and it just wasn't for me.
@Rob_of_the_Sky - I used to love that show but not as much as I love UHF
@sleekpeek - lol...I feel bad for people with numbered streets but maybe if they are guys...nevermind.
@RestlessButterfly - very cool
@Peridot21 - I like that name. It actually sounds like it could be a good actress or author name.
@raspberryjade - hahaha...that's great, now I have something besides eagles to watch
@Kellsbella - Antonio Banderos is pretty popular it seems...if only he had more work
@Cestovatelka - Pugsy Kookaburra does have potential but in what, I don't know
I used to like Goran Visjnic on ER but that's about all I've seen him in.
@mlbncsga - well a male porn star might make money with that name but I expect the "burnt" part may require him to get extra testing
Yeah Hanks is a nice guy, I really like his later movies.
@we_deny_everything - well that would be an awesome party
@ZombieMom_Speaks - I would like Johnny Depp too because he seems down to earth but then there are times when I hear stories that paint him a contrary manner. As for Taylor Swift...yeah, as long as she didn't sing, I'd be ok. Oh and I answered the questions here.
@whyzat - I used to love Iron Chef but I don't really care for the American version because so many of the people on that show take themselves way too seriously especially the judges and Bobby Flay. I pretty much have problems with all of the Food Network contests but that being said I do like Simon. He's pretty cool. I want to go to his restaurant in Cleveland because it does Midwest comfort food done in elegant ways. He was on Anthony Bourdain's show and that was so awesome. I really love the original Iron Chef from Japan though.
@nov_way - I have never seen that show. I may have to catch it one of these days
@In_Reason_I_Trust - Pichy 7? I suppose that would make you an above average actor
Oh yeah I'd love to hang out with DeNiro and I'd beg him to do the Taxi bit...you talkin' to me? As for the girl from The Big Bang Theory, there is this commercial on TBS where she dances and this dance she does, it's nothing that people would deem sexy but her smile and bright face hits me every time.
@Aloysius_son - well I'm sure you've found other work that has kept you busy
yeah I hear you about Depp, I like a few of his movies but wouldn't geek out. I wonder if he would bring something though. i have heard mixed things about that type of thing. When he filmed Public Enemies in this area he gave away a lot of his materials from the film to kids who came to the set but while filming other movies he wouldn't talk to anyone.
@cja1976 - I looked it up on an adult film database and there were a few actresses named Shana and a few named page...yep that's how I spend my night
well that's nice of you to invite her, I'd probably ask to come to the party
@Xbeautifully_broken_downX - Oh I love those long German words like Hartschlongengestein, Perfectenschlag, and Traurigemherzenverlustliebeweinen
@spinner_mom - that name could be good for the reggae music scene if you and McConnaughey take your show on the road
@leaflesstree - well the numbered streets might work for guys as long as they're high numbers
Hugh Laurie is amazing with his American accent. I actually love it but that's because I'm so bad with my English accent.
@crazy2love - have you heard his serious singing album?
@Cookstergirl88 - That name could be a good band name
@hesacontradiction - BOOO...just teasing
@Thatslifekid - Bitsy Green Oak sort of sounds like the name of a color of clothing at a hunting store.
Really...I didn't know you did ballroom dancing. The closest I can come is the basic polka and waltz.
a. Blackie Lott. Doesn't exactly fit me; good thing I am not in that business.
b. Kate Winslet. She just seems like she'd be a lot of fun as a gal pal.
@musicmom60 - hahaha...it is good you aren't in that business
yeah Kate Winslet would be nice, I'd definitely ask her about some of her role choices.
Winning!
Sounds like you'd be helpful in getting the rust out of my North Avenue. *bada bing* A movie star to come to my birthday party? ...hmmm, Michael Caine (I'm watching him right now and it's not even my birthday.)
@godfatherofgreenbay - I love dancing. I can swing, lindy, blues, cha cha, and salsa.
I didn't like the original Iron Chef from Japan, but have you seen "Ninja Warrior" on G4? I don't watch it much anymore, but for awhile, I actually had a favorite guy that I rooted for!
@sleekpeek - Oh man, Michael Caine, I'm trying to remember a movie he did where he was this complete badass and he went around killing people. I can picture him holding a sawed-off shotgun and that's all I have in my memory bank right now
@whyzat - I guess I liked the original Iron Chef more because so many of those ingredients I haven't heard of before and I was amazed to see how they could come up with those things. Also I think the food was more artistic most of the time. I remember this one Iron Chef who made sushi and it looked like stained glass.
I used to love Ninja Warrior but I think they aired it so much without having any new episodes so I basically knew what was going to happen in each episode. I stopped watching but now I've noticed they have new episodes so I may have to start watching again.
dusty rural rout 101? Christopher Walken.
@godfatherofgreenbay - I don't have a memory bank in my head, but I knew instantly what movie came to mind. So, I looked it up on IMDB: Harry Brown. Excellent empowerment movie. And Demi Moore gets a bad rap, but give this movie a chance (they did an adequate job of covering for her poor attempt at a British accent): Flawless. Michael Caine is sooooooo worth it, and Demi Moore is believable.
@godfatherofgreenbay - whoops. I did a little more digging and it looks like I've some Harry Palmer movies to catch up on. Thanks!!
@sleekpeek - I found it, it was called Get Carter
@Blackspidertat - Walken would be an amazing guest
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