May 25, 2012

  • Tattoo Thursday 5/24

    It's time for another edition of tattoos.  These are more of the tattoos I found when asked to find tattoos of certain people.




    Hitler...really?  Well I guess it's not that bad.  I once stumbled upon a Tumblr site run by a girl who has sexual fantasies about Hitler.  I honestly would like to meet the person who tattooed Hitler on their body.


    Oh...Charlie...it would've been awesome if they included a paperclip with the word "BADNEWS".


    @TheSutraDude asked about this tattoo...it's a tattoo of Tattoo from Fantasy Island.  Now the fantasy of Tattoo tattoos is complete.

    George Costanza...suggest a tattoo and a threesome.

    I don't know if I'd trust that tattoo to perform surgery on me in a combat zone.

    Mickey Mantle...he was a drinker so maybe that explains the looks of that tattoo.


    Julius Caesar...I thought these were the same but they are actually different tattoos. 

    Jack Daniels...I wonder if I strangled the tattoo I'd get the secret recipe.

    Wyatt Earp...he's going to pop a cap in some cowboys tattoo.

    Doc Holliday...this tattoo is your huckleberry.

    Bat Masterson...something clever about the Old West.

    And for the jazz aficionados out there...or maybe I should make that singular...it's Django Reinhardt, the greatest jazz guitarist of all time.  We all know Emmet Ray is the second greatest jazz guitarist of all time...MOVIE REFERENCES FOR THE WIN!

    Harry Caray...I was hoping the Cubs would've played today so I could've written "Cubs win!" about 100 times with this tattoo.  Harry was one of those announcers that was so memorable for me.  I sometimes watched the Cubs just for him and to hear him sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game".  One of the things I hated and loved about Harry was his storytelling.  He'd get into this story and he'd draw your attention and then it turns out he was actually telling it to whomever was in the booth with him and then Harry would say well I can't say the rest on air so I'll finish it during the break.  So when I'd tell stories with friends and someone would come by during the conversation I always said, "I'll finish it during the break."  Some of my other memories: I caught a Cubs spring training game and Harry was bitching about the facilities and how the stadium didn't have a press box and he was relegated to sitting near the dugout and all he had was a card table.  He then went on about being next to an inflatable can of Pepsi on his left and an inflatable can of Mountain Dew on his right and all he wanted was an ice cold Budweiser.  Then Harry showed his ignorance or racism in an interview with Hideo Nomo.  Nomo was taking the league by storm with his crazy pitching style and who better to interview him than Harry Caray, a guy who wasn't even a master of his own language.  Harry started talking about how pitching was different in America and he then asked if Hideo had a hard time seeing home plate because of his slanted eyes.  The translator didn't know what to say.  Both Hideo and Harry looked at the translator who then said what Harry had said.  Hideo's mouth dropped and said something about that attitude being present at the time of World War II and how many people underestimated the Japanese.  Harry died a peculiar death.  He was on a Valentine's Day date with his wife and he fell and hit his head on a table and he never regained consciousness and had a heart attack in this hospital a few days later.

    I hope Jesus forgives this person for that tattoo.

    I hope you enjoyed.

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