June 26, 2012
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GodfatherofGreenBay's Totally Awesome Excellent Xanga Contest Giveaway
Alright, Xanga, I'm in such a good mood lately and you have been so nice to me that I've decided to pay it forward so to speak and have decided to do a contest/giveaway. I have tons of this good stuff and I need to get rid of it. Basically I just want to show you how much I care for Xanga and how much I love this community and how we can do something here that doesn't revolve around drama. Also, this is in no way a clever ruse to gain popularity, Top Blog status, sex from Xangans, and more Xanga friends. This is a legitimate contest/giveaway.
So how does it work?
- Recommend this post as many times as you want. You can click the heart on my page, link it to your pulses, or post about my totally awesome excellent Xanga contest/giveaway.
- Liking this post via Facebook will also help spread the cause.
- You can win and you don't even have to be my friend...sorry to people I blocked. More than likely if I blocked you I consider you a bigot or a racist so I don't want the likes of you on my site...sorry.
- I will pick five random winners.
- I will ship the prizes to anywhere in the world. This contest isn't just for Americans but if you are from outside the United States, the rules of your country apply to this contest/giveaway.
- Make sure you have messaging enabled so I can message you that you are a winner.
- Bribery is accepted
- Contest ends at 4:37AM on Friday June 29th...Honolulu time.
What are the prizes?
- The gift of air from my lungs. This is the best gift in the whole universe. Basically, I breathed in some oxygen and it got transported by my red blood cells to the rest of my body and at some point the oxygen is exchanged for carbon dioxide. You are getting carbon dioxide.
- Not only will you receive carbon dioxide but you will also receive a plethora of potential pathogens that I may have accidentally breathed in over the course of my day. Not too long ago I had a sinus infection so cross your fingers because you may get some of that.
- Air and not the syntho-pop duo but the stuff you breathe.
So there you have it, Xanga. That is my totally awesome excellent contest giveaway.
And the contest begins....right now
That's it! I can't believe you read that and this is the portion of small print that appears at the end of all contests. If you are reading this then I think you're awesome but for some reason it doesn't show up as being really small. Fix yo' shit, Xanga.
Good luck and may the odds be in your favor!
Comments (82)
Seems legit.
Air? Who needs air? I bet it's not Monsanto approved!!
@Xbeautifully_broken_downX - It's totally legit and there's no cost. You are the first entry in the contest giveaway. YES!
@Xbeautifully_broken_downX - Don't be sucked in!
@Relic47 - No, no, no...it meets all pesticide requirements
@godfatherofgreenbay - CANNOT CONTAIN THE FEELS!
I send you tea and you might send the air you breathe? sound legitimateand suspiciously like some HOT air which will get to everyone in the world anyway but, who can resist contests?
@Xbeautifully_broken_downX - good thing you're not allergic to feelings
I think it sounds thrilling.
@starmanjones - contests are fun and I'm not even requiring you to subscribe to magazines. I would send you the tea I brewed today. I brewed 3 quarts of that orange concoction I told you about and then I brewed 3 quarts of a peach tea and added some powdered lemonade to it. I'm letting it sit in the fridge overnight before I take a drink.
@EmilyandAtticus - it's the best contest going on Xanga at the moment.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Indeed. That would be devastating.
@godfatherofgreenbay - :) this calls for bibery now
Wow! Carbon AND oxygen! And probably some nitrogen too! What a deal!
Meh, too much work.
The print showed up small on the private page but not on your main page. Odd. Anyway, I'm not very competitive, and when I do compete it ends up (well, we simply don't wish to go there). Meekly, I'll breathe the air here before I'm made to pay for it like the rain.
good thing there's no pics of you out on the web eating sausages or ice cream cones... 'cause that combined with that blowhard pic above and you'd be labeled forever...
Dude that is awesome. I totally want some air.
Wait a second... somethings amiss!
definitely the best xanga contest going right now. (also the only one that i know about. but still. the best)
OH MAI GAWD, the exhalation from Godfatherofgreenbay! I can't imagine a better gift!
I'd save it, just in case you became a worldwide celebrity and then I'd proudly say "I HAZ GODFATHER'S BREATH!" and everyone would be totally jealous of me, so I'd put it up for auction and it would sell for more money than any famous artifact/painting has ever sold. You'd be famous, I'd be filthy rich ... win-win
Hm. I missed the actual part of the contest. But ok!
What will you use to package the said air?
I thought you gave us your hot air through your posts!
You ain't got no authorization on this, pal. Youse need a protection policy, see? That is our service, see? Youse give a contribution of $100 a week and everybody's safe.
Whoa! Sign me up for a piece of that! Is it like the Perri-air in Spaceballs?
DO WANT.
You have caught my attention!
Totally Rec'ed this post!!!! Makes me wanna open a Facebook page just to give it more views! (not really) Must... think... up... bribes! Must... win.... this contest! I could like ebay that air in like ten years for like a million bucks!!! Ya know!
BEST...CONTEST...EVER.
Considering the prevailing winds blow from west to east, I probably have already breathed in quite a bit of your air...
Bribery, you say? What are we talking here? Lol
Do you realize, instead of giving it away, you could be selling it at a high premium in the black markets of Spaceball One?
Seems legit to me :3
I look forward to winning
had to rec on principle.... btw, which end is the air being collected????
Man, that's going to cost a fortune to ship...
i'm not going to participate in this contest because i'm in a generous mood and i'd like to see someone else win.
This is rigged!
@starmanjones - I found some interesting teas in my parents' pantry the other day. They should make for some awesome iced tea
@carolinavenger - it's such a great deal and there are no strings attached
@Rob_of_the_Sky - well that's ok, you've somehow been mysteriously entered
@sleekpunk - I wish we had the rain, is there anyway we can make a trade
@xplorrn - oh man, I think I've told you about one of my high school yearbooks. For homecoming one year we had a banana eating contest but the thing was the contestants had to have their arms tied behind their backs. Well they got a shot of one of my classmates "eating" the banana. It looks like he took tips from Jenna Jameson. And it's right there in the yearbook.
@leaflesstree - it's the gift that keeps on giving
@Thatslifekid - everything is totally legit
@MzSilver - hmmm I use the regular font settings in the Xanga editor. The only one I toyed with was the second to last sentence. It's strange because it doesn't look any different any time I view it. I could also have my browser zoomed in more than usual.
@promisesunshine - yes, that is exactly why I could say it is the best one going today
@Cestovatelka - YES...EVERYONE WINS! Plus this could be awesome because Godfather's Breath sounds like it would make for an awesome paint color or variety of flower.
@nov_way - well you may have missed it but you are still entered, the contest ends this Friday
@HereLiesNelsontheGreat - I don't know yet but I plan on shipping it via airmail
@whyzat - :( oh well you're still entered in the contest
@we_deny_everything - oh I already paid the Theologian guy for that and it gets me on the top blogs
@ZombieMom_Speaks - you know it...not to brag about my breath or anything
@emily_shannon - then you are in the running for the winning
@ClimbUpTreesToLookForFish - well I'm glad you were excited and entered the contest
@spinner_mom - oh man, my air being sold on ebay...those are what dreams are made of
@In_Reason_I_Trust - you know I've noticed that there aren't many contests on Xanga anymore. A few years ago it seemed like every week there was at least one contest going.
@Aloysius_son - well I hope you don't get our dairy air
@clumsyandunaware - well...I like brownies and other things
@Lakakalo - I know I know I know but there's something about Xanga and I just love this place so much that I've decided to give it away for free
@xdeelynnx - it's totally legit and you could be a winner
@crazy2love - a little confident, aren't we?
@hesacontradiction - most definitely the front end, I don't want to kill anyone
@firetyger - not if I ship it via airmail
@TheSutraDude - OK OK OK...I remember a day when Xanga had a contest every week and it was the same people who won because everything was a popularity contest. Sigh...I just wanted to bring an unbiased contest to Xanga.
@GodlessLiberal - not as rigged as the NBA or professional wrestling
I'm already full of hot air
@godfatherofgreenbay - Oh, yes
lolz
@godfatherofgreenbay - mmmmmm.
I made a morning batch and it's still delightful 
@mlbncsga - I have that same problem
@starmanjones - I just took my first taste of the batch I brewed on Sunday. It is quite tasty but just regular old iced tea...Lipton brisk with some splenda and country time lemonade powder.
@crazy2love - well I guess that's ok for this contest
@godfatherofgreenbay - Hahahaha!!!
@godfatherofgreenbay - I do not want to smell your derriere!
@godfatherofgreenbay - What a proud moment that must have been... Yikes... Should have made that a 'ladies only' competition...
lol
@godfatherofgreenbay - mmmmmm
you got me... i thought it was real
... you're a clever one, you are.
I have plenty of oxygen...I think.
@godfatherofgreenbay - Bustin' out the Perri-Air?
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