July 20, 2012
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Lukewarm Links 7/19
Hey, how are you doing, sports fan? I'm back with the lukewarm links. I met my first Xangan. I have ADD. It was a cool meet-up. We just sat down for a lunch of burgers at a local diner and because I know some of you are concerned this place is a Christian business because they have chalkboard paint on the walls and a few area pastors signed and other people post Bible passages on the wall. I don't know where they send there money. Anyway it was really cool to put a living person with someone I read here on Xanga. And we didn't take photos of each other because I'm not sure guys typically do that sort of thing. It was just really awesome and I'd recommend meeting Xangans or me. And like I promised @NVPhotography there is a standing invitation to any Xangan who comes through my area that I will take you on a tour of Amish country and I will provide a running commentary but we can't go on Sundays because that's the Amish holy day.
1. I remember someone once told me that a picture is worth a thousand words. Well here's 14 pictures that are worth a total of 14,000 words and they will shatter your image of some people.
2. As some of you may know, I like girls and I once coached volleyball. Well here are the 20 hottest beach volleyball bods. I think I need to start posting more volleyball appreciation posts.
3. I know a lot of you hate me and this might explain why, I enjoy Family Guy and Meg is one of my favorite characters. Well here's a Meg trivia game for you.
4. I found this site just the other day. It's called Coloring for Grown-Ups. They have black line photos that you can color and then you can submit your colorings and they'll post them. My life is so much better knowing there's Breaking Bad coloring pages out there.
5. I stumbled up this tumblr called Letters to Dr. Phil a while back. It's letters to Dr. Phil and I'm not quite sure if they are fiction but to me they are funny.
6. I know I've posted this site before but I thought I'd share it once again. It's a tumblr site called Animated Albums. They take music album covers and add an animated element to them. It's really cool.
7. A friend of mine sent me a link to a news story on CNN a while back about a town near where I lived in Minnesota. I frequented that town quite a bit. They had free poker every Friday night at one of the bars. It was a big money-maker for the bar. Well someone else in Kasota, MN had a great business opportunity. They call it Drive a Tank. It's pretty simple, you pay money to drive a tank the guy bought. You can even pay extra to fire the guns. Kasota is a different place. Every week for a while when I was living up there there was a crystal meth lab bust. I think it leaked into the ground water.
8. This site is a tie-in to Tumblr but it's not a Tumblr site. It's a collection of quotes (just keep hitting F5) from Tumblr but instead of being said by the person they are said by a velociraptor.
9. Some of you may know this by now but in case you didn't, I enjoy The Simpsons. So when I was surfing around I was sort of shocked when I read this list of Homer's jobs. I never realized he had so many but I guess they needed to keep things fresh during the 500 episodes.
10. Have you ever wondered what God would say to you if he called you and left a voicemail? Well now you can at this site, God Called. My message with my name was "I know what you've been doing at night." I also tried my Xanga name and it came back, "Running server maintenance on Earth. Pardon the downtime."
11. Do you use Twitter? Do you want more followers on Twitter? Well here's a site called Twitterich. If you follow the site with your Twitter you are entered into a contest to win all the people as your followers.
12. And here's a game for your enjoyment, it's The Great Gatsby...for NES. So much better than the book!
My favorite meme
Yeah..."touch"...that's the ticket
I think I've found my new business cards but I'll spell it correctly.
The viking hat...life is so much better when you're wearing a viking hat but not one that has anything to do with the Minnesota Vikings because they would make your life worse.
Witty hipster nauseating comment.
I know where that is going...she's going to pay him but forget to give him a tip and she'll invite him inside while she checks her purse and then she'll find some extra money and he'll accept it and go back to his car and furiously masturbate while he cries.
She's delicious. I better Lasagna Del Rey would've done better on Saturday Night Live just as long as they kept her away from Keenan Thompson or Bobby Moynihan.
That Gandhi is a genius.
60 years on the throne?!?!?!?!?!?! You'd think they'd try Metamucil by now.
Sigh...have a good night and hug and kiss your loved ones because you don't know what's around the corner.
Comments (27)
I suck at meg trivia. I 'm 3/10
I got 9/10 on the Meg trivia. My life is sad and I should feel sad.
on the throne. ha ha!! i'm sleepy. can't link-i'd never make it back.
Hey your links are tepid. Lukewarm I mean. I couldn't view your images because of connection problems. Thanks Obama.
Hahahahahahah! Porno, Lasagna Del Rey, throne! Hahahaha. ahhhhh
Jack Black said the yolo thing
omg lol that velociraptor one is so random... i like it!
good links. I can't see photos on xanga for some reason. God told me, "Stop looking at porn and start working." Jerk.
Okay, I just read the letters to Dr. Phil. Pretty f'ing hilarious.
I checked out God Called. His message to me was "Hentai! Hentai! Hentai!" I don't know if that's an order or an accusation.
Okey dokey. I am back to check out some of the other links. I just spent the last two days watching beach volleybal, thank you very much!
How CAN we make vikings more popular again (and not associated with a sprots team)? Maybe when the world goes to hell we can regroup and start wearing hats with antlers and bovine horns on them. Im totally up for that!
Long long time ago, back in my high school days I met up with people from the internet. It wasnt a bad experience as a whole. But I did move in with one of them and that didnt turn out so super.
@starmanjones - you need to study Meg
@Rob_of_the_Sky - you need more Family Guy in your life
@promisesunshine - I love that one and every time I heard that phrase "60 years on the throne" that's all I could think of.
@we_deny_everything - actually I don't think Xanga's problems are Obama's fault. This time I blame the United Nations.
@LaughOutLoudLauren - I am glad you enjoyed
@BranmacFeabhail - Jack Black led India in revolution against the British?
@Aloysius_son - glad you enjoyed, I tried going to this bar a few nights ago because they have sand pit volleyball but they have strict clothing rules. Players had to be clothed. That sucked so I left.
@Peridot21 - some day I'm hoping it will quote something I said.
@distractedbyzombies - XANGA! I don't get why this site can't work.
@theKisSilent - I'm sure god would be accusing me but I only tried watching it because I have no clue what anime is supposed to be
@theladyofabundance - OK so I try to go to this yearly beer drinking fest at a brewery near where I attended college. It's usually in February so it's cold. Well a bunch of guys wear antler hats and some sell them. I found this photo of some of the people wearing antlers. Those are actually pretty tame compared to others I've seen.
Back when I first was introduced to the internet (when I started college) I tried to meet a few people from Yahoo chat but plans always fell through. Then of course all the horror stories hit and I just never met anyone.
@godfatherofgreenbay - prison meg was funny
@godfatherofgreenbay - Meeting internet people is kinda weird. Some people are literally who they are online. Others are more reserved but that also could be due to the fact that they are thinking the same things about you. Its weird to sort of know someone (having talked to them for hours) but to have never been around them. The one person I moved in with was fine as a friend online and offline (prior to the mess)... but what I didnt know is that they were TERRIBLE with finances and could not pay the pile of bills they had because they had a tattoo obsession. You know, stuff not typically shared online.
Then I became super pissed off because of their writing hot checks for the rent and having the landlord threaten to kick us out on the street even though- my money was good. My roommate didnt think writing hot checks was a big deal.... at all. Then things got a little strange... somehow this person got ahold of a phone number from an estranged friend of mine so they could complain about me. Well my estranged friend still had loyal ties to me and confessed that my roommate got ahold of their number- which weirded them out because this was a total stranger to them. Ugh! There is more to the story of course but that was the start of my disinterest for meeting online folks. I think it was a interesting phase in my life.
I seriously want to make my own antler hat! Lord knows there is plenty of deer around here to collect horns.
@theladyofabundance - A friend of mine started his own antler jewelery and antler goods business because he finds so many on his property.
I had a friend in college that chatted up this girl and she lived about two hours away from college and one night he decided to go meet her. She had sent him photos that made her look like quite the model and he thought he had hit the jackpot because she was so kind and beautiful and was the same age, 21. She wanted to meet him so she insisted that he bring a guy for her roommate who also looked like a model. Well they get down there and are greeted by a woman who was 50 years old, 300lbs, and confined to a wheelchair. The roommate was blind and about 300lbs and was completely bald. Well my friends stayed and talked for a half hour or so and then they left. He never chatted online ever again.