July 30, 2012

• Comic Capers

  Years ago I posted a lot of funny covers and panels from the world of comic books.  I guess I sort of drifted from that as my Xanga has evolved although I have been accused of being unoriginal because I post the same things on a weekly basis.  I guess you can't please everyone.  I figured I'd bring back one of those old comic posts to see if people would enjoy them once again.

  
  I am a student of history.  There were three Axis leaders.  Now according to this comic book cover there are three Axis heads and two Axis bodies.  It looks like Mussolini had a floating head disconnected from his body. 
  
  With a title like Girl Love and what the two girls are saying....well I have seen late night movies on Cinemax have similar scenes.
  
  Is that Jimmy Olsen?  Even so, why does Smallville have its own suspension bridge and public transit and harbor?  Oh yeah so which giant are they referring to in the title?  These comics are going to make my brain explode.
  
  Apparently, Rex is more powerful than a grenade that was just hurled at him.  As many of you know, I have never been to war before but if I was that guy in the tank I would probably be more concerned with the grenade that is flying at me than the dog that is also flying at me.  Call me crazy but guns don't stop grenades like they can stop dogs but maybe not wonder dogs.
  
  So they have a statue of Caesar in Metropolis?  I guess Superman also has super ventriloquism powers.
  
  So what was your first clue?  Obiviously The Flash's mind isn't as fast as his feet.
  
  Ummm...did someone ever explain fire and water to these writers?
  
  I am so afraid of a gymnast.  You have to be the worst superhero if you get beat by a gymnast.
  
  Superhypnotism???? Well at least she now hates Clark Kent.
  
  Superweaving? A wedding gown?  Do you ever get the feeling that they are really stretching for story ideas?
  
  LINCOLN SMASH!!!!!!!!!
  
  Superman is up to his old super dickery here by leaving Jimmy Olsen to fight off an army of Jimmy Olsen clones.  You would think that with all the crap that Superman has put up with from Jimmy Olsen and all the times he has humiliated Jimmy Olsen, he wouldn't be able to resist beating the hell out of an army of Jimmy Olsen clones.  Let me say that one more time, "AN ARMY OF JIMMY OLSEN CLONES"
  
  So this is an actual comic.  I don't understand how the two relate nor do I understand the concept.  I was thinking this was fake but the sad thing it is not.
  
  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA The lengths that Archie goes to for his women. 
  
  I have made fun of Batman on this site previously but this is ridiculous.  Batman is such a jerk.  Making his lover I mean boy ward do all the work.  And Superman is not much better but now Superman will get his comeuppance.
  
  So apparently Superman is all for cruelty to women.  Maybe that is why so many women love him.  I hear that you treat women like crap they fall in love with you.  Maybe I should follow Superman's lead. 
  
  HAHAHAHA Batman's not only doing his best to sound gay but he really looks it holding his boy ward in his arms.  Ah Batman you creep.
  
  Batman may be creepy and sounds gay but what Spiderman is having done in this picture is just plain wrong.

  Have a wonderful time.

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