July 31, 2012
-
Cooking with the Godfather
I am going to bring back some old recipes I posted a long, long time ago when I had about 1 or 2 readers who had Xanga accounts. No I don’t have photos…sorry. They are quite tasty…trust me.
Dill Pickle Soup
3 tablespoons butter
¼ cup finely chopped onion
½ cup white wine
½ cup plus 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour
5 cups water
1 ½ cups dill pickle juice
2 teaspoons dried dill weed, crushed
½ cup whipping cream or milk
Salt and white pepper to taste
1 large dill pickle, cut julienneIn a large soup pot over medium heat, melt butter. Add onion and sauté until soft. Add white wine and continue cooking until almost all liquid evaporates. Reduce heat to low and stir in flour (do not brown). In a large bowl, combine water and pickle juice; add and whisk in all at once to onion mixture. Bring to a boil, stirring constantly, until soup slightly thickens. Add dill weed. Stir in whipping cream or milk to desired consistency. Season with salt and white pepper. Remove from heat. Serve in soup bowls and garnish with julienne dill pickle.
Makes 4 servings.Guiltless Oven-Fried Chicken Fingers
1 cup low-fat mayonnaise
1 tablespoon curry paste, or more
Kosher salt
Freshly ground black pepper
4 skinless, boneless chicken breasts
2 cups panko (Japanese) bread crumbsHeat the oven to 350 degrees F. In a large bowl, combine the mayonnaise and curry paste, to taste. Thin this with a little water, 1 tablespoon at a time, until you get the consistency of heavy cream, and season with salt and pepper. Cut the chicken breasts into thick strips. Drop the strips into the bowl and coat them well with the curry mayonnaise. Cover and refrigerate for at least 5 minutes or up to 1 hour. Pour the bread crumbs onto a plate and toss the chicken strips well to completely cover them. Put them onto a nonstick baking sheet and into the over. Cook for 15 to 20 minutes, or until the chicken is browned and cooked through.
Yields 4 servings.Microwave Chicken Curry
2 tablespoons Indian curry paste
3 tablespoons olive oil
4 boneless, skinless chicken breasts, cut into strips
½ bunch basil, leaves chopped
½ bunch cilantro, leaves chopped
2 (13.5 ounce) cans coconut milk
2 tablespoons soy sauce
Kosher salt
Freshly ground black pepper
Steamed rice, to serve
Paprika, for garnish
1 scallion, thinly sliced, for garnishIn a large microwave safe pot with a lid, mix together the curry paste and oil. Microwave on high for 3 minutes. Add the chicken to the pot and stir. Cover with the lid and microwave on medium for 8 minutes. Add the basil, cilantro, coconut milk, and soy sauce and season with salt and pepper. Give it a good stir, cover it, and microwave on medium for 4 minutes. Stir it again, cover, and let rest for 3 to 4 minutes. Serve over steamed rice, garnished with paprika and scallions.
Yields 4 servings.Grilled Banana Split Sundaes
2 to 3 bananas
1 frozen pound cake, thawed
1 whole pineapple
About 10 maraschino cherries
½ stick butter meltedSauce:
1 pint heavy cream
9 ounces good-quality semisweet chocolate, choppedVanilla ice cream for serving
Special equipment: wooden skewers, soaked in water for at least 30 minutesPreheat an outdoor grill. Peel and cut the bananas into ½ inch thick slices. Trim the top off the pound cake and cut the rest into the same size squares as the banana chunks. Cut the top and bottom off the pineapple and remove the rind from around the sides. Cut the pineapple in half and then into quarters. Trim the core and cut each piece again lengthwise. Cut the strips into ½ inch thick pieces. On a wooden skewer, alternate pieces of banana, pound cake, and pineapple until skewer is full, leaving about 2 inches for a handle. You should have 8 to 10 skewers. Finish with a cherry. Brush with melted butter and grill for 1 to 2 minutes each side. (Alternatively, you can broil the skewers for about 1 to 2 minutes per side)
Sauce: Meanwhile, heat the cream in a small pan over medium heat; do not let it boil. Add the chocolate to the warm cream. Let sit for a few minutes, then stir the mixture to melt all the chocolate. Cool for a few minutes and pour into a squeeze bottle. Scoop ice cream into bowls and top with a skewer. Squeeze some chocolate sauce over the top and serve.
Yields 8 to 10 sundaes.
I think I may have said I lived in an Amish paradise. This is pretty much an accurate depiction of country roads in these parts.
I went fishing there a while back. I didn’t catch anything other than a bird. It flew right into my line as I was casting. It freed itself but I was screaming because I hate birds.
I think this was the reason I wasn’t catching anything.
Best name at the Olympics…EVER
Now comes the time on my blog where we’ll play a game I like to call “Olympics or Gay Porn”. So which is it?
I’d definitely watch that…tis but a scratch.
YES!
If a girl whispered that in my ears I’d need a change of underwear.
There was nothing as exhilarating as beginning my day with donuts and a bottle of Coffee Stout from the good folks at the New Glarus Brewing Company.
Because he hangs out too much with Not Me.
Why am I sharing this? Why not?Have a great night and Mahlzeit!
Comments (52)
yum! they all sound good, but i bet you can guess which one i like best…
It’s more than a scratch, it’s a flesh wound. Me too. I would see that movie, too. Chicken fingers — yum, yum.
Perhaps the olympics of gay porn? Gotta stay in shape for that.
I would totally see the Black Knight Rises. ‘Tis but a scratch, after all.
Oh God…flipper heels.
OH GOD – LEMMY!!!!
P.S. – Your recipes are awesome, especially the chicken fingers.
I really want those chicken fingers! Thanks for the recipes!
I’m copy/pasting that dill soup recipe. I’ll take pics. (It better be good, WI)
DILL PICKLE SOUP YUM!
I’ve visited Amish town, PA on multiple occasions. There’s a little town called blueball and another called intercourse. HA HAAAAAAAAA awesome.
lmao at the duckshoes
.
You seem to be a a very good cook. I LIKE cooking (because I like eating) but I’m not good at it. I only spice things with salt and pepper, which I put on almost everything. basically I just fry everything i alive oil (meat, potatoes, vegetables) and put salt and pepper on it.
yum you’ve a rec coming. may I point out that soaking skewers of the wooden kind *close encounters – it’s grillin time!…make that hot water? they burn even less!. and yoshie is about as close to my name converted in syllables to japanese and i have already bean to the potty thanks.
I love Dill Pickles. I need to try that soup.
It says channel 4 in the bottom right, clearly olympics.
TROLLOLOLOLOL to match the duck faces!!! STEALING THAT ONE!!!
Haha to match the duck faces.
And those recipes look delicious. I’m gonna try the middle two. Curry is one of my favorite spices.
Dill pickle soup… might just be the best recipie ever!!!
I really hope that’s gay porn, and that you have a copy to share with your xanga friends
Now I’m hungry. And at least you have PAVED roads by your Amish. Sheeeyit.
Also . . . birds absolutely terrify me. I was out this past Saturday at a zoo. I had almost literally just finished saying “I have this irrational fear of small birds” when a GUINEA HEN flew up by my head! I’m traumatized for life. FOR LIFE!
It freed itself but I was screaming because I hate birds.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
that was one of those laughs that kind of hurts.
I bet that dill pickle soup is good. this little food service airstream trailer in Austin serves a Cuban crepe with lots of pickles that’s about the best damn thing I’ve ever eaten. go pickles!
Gees. All this talk about pickles…I feel embiggened already.
@ZepBlueEyedGirl - bird fear is surprisingly common. I am no longer embarrassed.
we
know what the score is.
the recipes sound yummy. as for birds ruining fishing i’d rather blame thousands of years of fisherman who came before me and inadvertently taught fish how to steal worms from hooks of all kinds, particularly my hooks.
Recipes sound good
the chicken fingers sound amazing
lol @ the gay porn/olympics pic. XD
@Peridot21 - I had to go back and find which one had chocolate
@sleekpunk - I wish there’d be more Monty Python stuff but I don’t think it’d be as good since I think one or two of them are dead
@ZombieMom_Speaks - yeah they are quite easy to make so there’s that but of course it’s probably easier to throw frozen ones on a tray and pop them in the oven.
I have a few more Olympics or porn pics…hint: they’re all Olympics
@Cestovatelka - glad you liked them, I hope they turn out for you.
@Kellsbella - oh it is good, I am sometime going to use it as a sauce for chicken but I’d have to add more flour or whatever to thicken it up
@AncoraImparo - hahahaha…Blue Ball and Intercourse…they’d have to be on opposite sides of the state. The Amish are pretty big in the intercourse around here. There was a rumor of an Amish flophouse where couple go to bowchickawowwow. I thought it was all rumors until I worked on the census and found it. I looked inside and all that was there was a mattress on the floor, a wood stove, and a bunch of candles.
@under_the_carpet - yeah when I first got out of college I basically had four seasonings: salt, pepper, garlic powder, and onion powder. I guess it just took me time and patience to start cooking. My first half year of teaching I think I ate at restaurants every night but that wasn’t good for the health or the wallet. Then I slowly got into it and now I like cooking but not when it gets hot because I don’t need my sweat as a secret ingredient.
@starmanjones - ah yes I forgot to mention that but I sort of thought that was a given unless you used metal ones. I remember when I was a kid my parents made shishkebob on the grill and the skewers burned and it was just a mess. The next day my dad went out and bought a bunch of metal skewers.
@tendollar4ways - it is so good, I usually use store bought dills but I’m thinking of making a batch with some that I’ve canned myself.
@godfatherofgreenbay - What up with Montee Ball? Did the Buckeyes send in a hit squad?
@Thatslifekid - well it could be a fake porn news agency
@godfatherofgreenbay - I once boiled mine and cooled them in a vat of water overnight and that got me to the fourty minutes plus sized chunks mmmmm huge chunks of meat. the wooden kind, I once soaked them a half hour and got 8 minutes cooking time and needed ten
@BenelliMan - YES! I saw it on Facebook from your facebook account!
@StrawberrySunrises - I love that one because I can’t find Indian food around me. If I want to I have to drive about an hour and a half to get to Madison and then it’s sort of sketchy places. I was thinking of eating at one Indian restaurant on Friday but I don’t think I’ll be up for it after my tests at the hospital.
@Aloysius_son - it is quite good and I imagine if you add some floor or other thickening agent it would make for a good sauce to accompany chicken and spaetzle.
@SasGal - I’ll see what I can do for you.
@ZepBlueEyedGirl - yeah that is one of the county highways so it’s not that bad of condition but when you start getting on the side roads…yikes. Don’t you love having to worry about picking up horseshoe nails in your car tires?
I was at the Amish junkyard not so long ago picking up something for a project/hobby that I’m trying to start but the heat is preventing me from doing. Anyway, my car was attacked by a flock of guineas after my aunt says, “Oh look at the guineas, we had them on our farm when I was a girl.” BOOM! 15,000,000 guineas swarming my car.
@distractedbyzombies - Embiggens…that is a perfectly cromulent word. I always thought a noble spirit embiggens the smallest man but I think the dill pickle embiggens the cropulent nature of mankind.
I love Cuban sandwiches. The gas station near my house has the pork ones…pulled pork, ham, and bacon with tons and tons of pickles…so good. It’s hard to imagine how much food I get from that gas station.
@TheSutraDude - I think the birds got their revenge on me because not long after that incident I was in my casting motion and I felt a tug and I released and there was nothing on the end of my line. I then heard birds cackling. I couldn’t find my lure or bobber. Something was awful fishy about that or should I say birdy.
@greatredwoman - thank you
@Keiki - yeah they are pretty good and quite easy to make.
It’s amazing how pornographic the Olympics can be. I have a few other shots I’ll post in a day or two.
@tendollar4ways - wouldn’t doubt it after all the first hand stuff Bielema said about Urban Meyer and all the passive aggressive stuff he said about Meyer at the Big Ten media day concerning raiding Penn State’s cupboards. More than likely it’s some sort of retaliation after the incident this spring where Ball was arrested for trespassing on someone’s property at an end of the year party.
@starmanjones - so I guess going metal isn’t bad after all.
@godfatherofgreenbay - http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Made-up_words
@distractedbyzombies - shoot I thought cropulent was one…oh well I did remember cromulent. I thought cropulent was the opposite of cromulent.
@godfatherofgreenbay - ;) I remember writing this in nanowrimo- to be honest metal is heavy on the fabulous but gar say it frenchy now, badje about the stabbing you in the hand looking for the can opener for the soup or the good bottle cde capper for the beer. also i physically cook kebabs or true snack skewers around once or twice a year knowing they’re delightful- and still not going to all the fuss and bother until the philosophical moment when i have made 2 pretty much looks like kebabs without a skewer dishes. why this is- duh, one likes to be prepared- it’s like having those cute corn forks you only can find one of when you want half sized corns on the cob. you may agree – you may make more corns on the cobs than i do – but honesty its an ancilary set of serving tools . about the third time I move they start disappearing and then i lament their loss but in reality this is about also on par with the old wide mouth steel not crappo ceramin – chinese soup spoons that make soup the best damn thing to eat a normal spoon wont do- and bring on the oyster crackers mmmm…or if is chinese soup the fried wonton crunchies! not the lame chow mein noodles real thin fried crunchy wonton strips. metal is better but some things we just don’t do up every day and after a while it’s more of a drawer hazzard looking for the right service.
@godfatherofgreenbay - you are correct, sir!
@godfatherofgreenbay - haha. i suspect a few boots and at least one beer can of stealing my lures and trees behind where i was casting were notorious for stealing them. i’d swear they inched up closer each time my back was turned.
Olympics or Gay Porn game: I say the answer gotta be gay porn!
@Peridot21 - well here you go…I still have this one and I think I’ve only used it for you
@Zissu25 - it’s always gay porn
dude the chicken curry turned good but somehow screwed up the soup