August 9, 2012

  • Confessions and Vlogs

    Since everyone is doing it I figure I'd jump on the bandwagon even though I'm quite late and everyone has moved on to something new.



    1.  You're a piece of shit and everyone who likes you and recommends your stuff is stupid.  I can't believe people think you're funny and a good writer.  I love how you go through my Xanga and take stuff.  Seriously, how do people like you?
    2.  You are trash.  You bring nothing positive to this site.  Drama surrounds you.  You're an adult for christ's sake; act like it.  I really feel sorry for you and not because people gang up and attack you but because you have so many undiagnosed mental illnesses.  Everything you've received as far as hatred goes you deserve because you are the biggest hypocrite I've ever seen. 
    3.  You're cool.
    4.  I like the cut of your jib.
    5.  You have nice boobs.
    6.  I should tell you how I feel about you but I fear it would ruin what I perceive as a friendship although lately you haven't been talking to me and I suppose it's because of what's going on in my life but I also think you hate me.
    7.  You make me feel like an idiot.
    8.  I don't understand labels but it doesn't make me think any less of you.
    9.  Even though you are one of those people who say "THE" Ohio State, you're nice.
    10.  99% of the time I have no idea what I should say after I read your posts but I keep reading them.
    11.  You are hot.
    12.  I had a dream and you were in it.  You shot me in the face.  I am now scared of you.
    13.  I don't understand why you ever friended me here.  You have never commented on any of my posts yet you seem indignant when I don't comment on anything you post.
    14.  You're a racist and I hate you so I blocked you so I guess you'll never read this so na-na-nah-boo-boo stick your head in doo doo.  Xanga seriously should've blocked your IP for all the hate you post.
    15.  You are an amazing writer.  I'd just wish you'd do it more and commercially because you could get quite rich.
    16.  I miss you.
    17.  I don't miss you.  Please stay away.
    18.  Sometimes I think you are some sort of Vatican assassin sent to keep tabs on me because of some of the Catholic things I've posted in the past.
    19.  You are one of the cutest people I know.
    20.  We should totally hang out and have some beers.

    Vlog time!
    Part 1 features questions from @bonmots @ohellino @livexlovexlaughter @lakakalo @Aloysius_son

    Part 2 features questions from @Thatslifekid @Peridot21 @theKisSilent @spinner_mom @Cestovatelka

    Part 3 features questions from @StrawberrySunrises @Kellsbella @apyus @AncoraImparo

    Well thanks for all the questions.  I hope you enjoyed and weren't repulsed and turned to stone.

Comments (45)

  • did i make this list?

  • Yeah good answer.  It's interesting to me the thought of there being no free will at all, something acting that is not us.  Not God.  But the "it" of our brain, the part that is not us.  But I ramble.....

  • Cutting loose on people lol

  • I'll be in Green Bay in December... I'll have to try some cheese curds. :)

  • I commented too soon, haha.  Beets, bears, Battlestar Galactica!

  • it makes me happy my question was the hardest to answer

    i personally don't think deniro looks like shit. but i agree they've been in shit movies. and yeah jack and jill was a terrible movie and pacino was just awful
    thank you for answering my question

  • Hey! great vids. Nice to see you finally! 

  • Lua is looking good and so are you. I wonder if I am in your confessions. I hope I'm no worse than #10. Anyway, I think the reason I can listen to you, all 33 some odd minutes of you, is that you sound honest even during the contrived (yeah, I know the doggy scar is real, but you knew what you were doing) moments. :)

  • Dear god, I hope #9 is NOT referring to me, because I am definitely not that uptight. I'd be okay with 19 or 20, I'll come back later (after 2:00 EST) to watch the videos.

  • I love how you think a couple days is too late to jump on the bandwagon. XD It's fun to guess who those confessions might be addressing, since there are a SLEW of people it could be! :D

    And I lol'd at the first minute or two of the vlog with your kitty being all selfish; NOPE, no water for you.

    I'll be back to watch all the videos, though.

  • I get the odd feeling I'm 10. Or 1. I could totally be 1.

  • OMG BEST SHEEP IMPRESSION EVER. I was so ready for a loud "baaaaa"
    Yay for kitty tails =)

  • I'm sorry you are allergic to strawberries! They are so delicious. 
    Nah, not too simple. I think I'd hope that there would be someone else who'd risk saving the other group too. :)

    If you are crazy then so am I. I have conversations with Tabby all the time. Cats know just when to annoy you the best,lol.

    That is cool you got a movie after you. Of course I'm number 3.

  • I'm totally 19, right?  RIGHT?!?!?!  Lol, ;)  
    Also, you're silly.  I love your sense of humor.  :)

  • Best post evah!!!!!!! I am totally number 21 in the confessions part! I
    am sure of it! LOL  You need to do more vlog posts. Good to see the
    kitty cat is doing well. 

  • #2 sounds like you're talking about me 

  • I have to say there's nothing sweeter than a man that loves his kitty!!!  She is quite cute!  I can only guess who 1 & 2 are because it probably would be the same person for me!  and if I could just say you are a lot younger than I thought you were :)

  • I love your accent.lol. 

  • I'd hate to be 1, 2, 14, or 17.

  • Uh... 42...?

    Also... Cheese curds.  I feel similarly about freshly made bagels.

    Speaking of Pink Floyd, ever wonder what "Comfortably Numb" would be like if "Ahoy hoy" was not replaced as the standard telephone greeting instead of usual "Hello"?  And the mention of Eddie Valnder reminds me of this song http://youtu.be/1LHWok-9xhc

    As far as saving five people goes, I believe most people would choose five people over two.

    And regarding being repulsed, just prior to watching this vlog, I was laughing my ass off at http://youtu.be/0w5neFPat1w  It takes quite a lot to repulse me.

    That's also a pretty accurate sheep impersonation. :D

  • Congrats on another great vlog! #10 spanks! (only because you have so much funny stuff in one post :)

  • So you are saying you've never had four women at once???   . . . Me neither.

  • I thought confessions were meant to be different. As in, names ought to be included. But that's just me. And welcome back, vlogs!

  • 12 12 12 ! I sometimes wish I shot a Xangan in my dream. 

    You are one of the coolest people on here, and you love your cats. You rock. 

  • Beer with the Godfather would be awesome! Can I join in on number 20?

  • I don't think anyone could hate you. Seriously.

  • Bummer. We didn't get to see your cat.

  • I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • This is great! I think the last thing I saw DeNiro in was Analyse This. He was hilarious! I didn't see Jack and Jill because I hate that guy Adam Sandler. What has Pacino been in lately?

    Is that a deer head above you? Or a jackalope? A moose?

    Nice to see you.

  • The "C" is like "ts" ... then you'd almost be there with pronouncing my name :D My real first name is a bit more challenging, so I just have people here say it as "Marissa". 

    I almost tried Katie Luther's beer recipe once. My Luther professor had made a batch and was having a beermaking demo. Sadly, my only evening class was at that night and the professor is a massive stickler for a perfect attendance. I was quite bummed.

    And good answers!

  • I'm sorry you don't like so many people on this site! :(

    and I will be back to watch these vlogs when I have more time! :)

  • @maniacsicko - I think you're up there

    @ohellino - like I said, I went to a Lutheran college and studied for the ministry and teachers would always use that example of free will and how God doesn't treat us like puppets on strings however if you'd think of how they teach that God does everything for us, provides for us, and leads us to different places then it does really seem like that. 

    @SolidStateTheory - yeah, I've been holding it in for some time

    @rachelbachel32 - Also if you are into beer, try some Spotted Cow.  You can also get the deep fried cheese curds.  It depends on the bar but they usually are good dipped in marinara or ranch.  I like the deep fried ones but nothing compares to fresh from the cheese factory and then they can't be refrigerated otherwise they lose the squeakiness but that can be remedied by leaving them at room temperature for an hour or so before eating them.
    I think that moment of Jim dressing like Dwight and then Dwight dressing like Jim may be my favorite Office moment...ugh little comment

    @bonmots - I guess comparing DeNiro in Taxi Drive to him in Meet the Fockers...well he hasn't aged gracefully.  Speaking of horrible movies in the later career, I despise those Focker movies.  I get the gag, the guy's name sounds like a curse word.  Pacino has a few movies coming out that could erase the memory of Jack and Jill although one is a TV movie where he's playing Phil Spector.  That might be bad.   I do see he is playing King Lear in a movie adaptation of the Shakespearean play and he's also going to be in a movie about John Gotti. He should do more mob movies but I guess he wants to stay away from being typecast

    @TheGiantSlayer - that may be true, I see you playing with these guns on the facebook and well I don't mind guns but sometimes they can be scary

    @Relic47 - well glad you enjoyed

    @sleekpunk - aww thanks and no you aren't #10 and you aren't any of the negative ones.  Thank you so much.  I try to be honest which is probably why I wouldn't fly in politics.  And yes, I knew what I was doing but the dog did bite me there so I have to have fun with my scars.  and my cat is doing much better, she's rubbing her face on my hands as I type.

    @Thatslifekid - No, I don't think that's you.  I don't think we've ever talked about OSU.  #20 is for a lot of people.  I should probably invest in beer companies.

    @PhoenixResilience - I like being vague for that very reason.
    She loves sitting on my desk.  Actually I think since she's been home she doesn't like to not be in the same room or out of eyesight from me.  She's currently sitting on top of my DSL router.  She spent the night sleeping next to me on my pillows.
    Yeah I have a problem when I get in front of the camera, I get long-winded.  Also brevity is my enemy.

    @emily_shannon - Nope you are neither, hint: you are a prime number and a number divisible by 2 and 4

    @AncoraImparo - I'm glad you liked that.  I sort of pulled that one out of my backside but I thought it'd be funny.

    @StrawberrySunrises - I remember going to pick strawberries with my mom and grandma and I'd always get stomach aches because I ate so many strawberries. 
    I was reading off a list of towns because my mom called to ask what cities were in Paul Ryan's district.  Every time I said a town name Lua meowed.  Earlier in the day she meowed at me and I meowed back and she'd meow right back.  It's sort of weird I guess but it's fun when they "talk" back.
    The Godfather of Green Bay was on the Wisconsin PBS Friday night.  I watched the interview with the director and one of the actors.  It's technically not about me but I've sort of adopted it as a biographical movie.

    @clumsyandunaware - well I think you're on to something, I'm glad you enjoyed

    @spinner_mom - I should totally go back and edit this post to include a #21 now. 
    Yeah I always want to do more but I'm not always certain what to talk about and there have been times I've asked for questions and I've gotten none.

    @RestlessButterfly - definitely not talking about you

    @wyckdstorm - I get the younger thing because I get carded quite a bit when I don't have facial hair.  However students think I'm in my 50s.

    @heythereJOANN - well thank you...I wonder how I say it in Wisconics...you betcha

    @Rob_of_the_Sky - oh don't worry, you aren't, you're rob_of_the_sky

    @Lakakalo - yes best number ever
    Oh man, Bagels Forever...I've went there just to get fresh ones because I don't like that they are in my grocery store and they're frozen.
    I love that Weird Al song and think of how much other music would be different if Hello wasn't used.
    Oh man, Conker's Bad Fur Day...I bought that when I was in college and I had to wait in line because so many of my friends would be over to play it because that was the most adult game up to that point.

    @livexlovexlaughter - well thank you, glad you enjoy

    @Aloysius_son - If only I was a Biblical king, then I could have four women or 1000.  One thing I always keep to myself in the marriage debates here on Xanga when people say that God ordained marriage between one man and one woman is that he never said no to multiple women in a marriage.

    @nov_way - well that was what was going around so I just wanted to be cool.  also with the confessional booth, the confessor is anonymous so I guess admitting something here is not anonymous so I keep the person unidentified. 

    @BranmacFeabhail - I have a lot of Xangan dreams but I don't talk about them because I don't want to be labeled EX rated.  Aww thank you so much, that means a lot to me.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - I KNEW I WAS PI. I KNEW IT.

  • @Lithium98 - yeah, that'd be awesome but you'd have to bring your camera and maybe some of that Anchor Steam beer

    @ArmyWife4Life2007 - well I am sure there are those out there that hate but oh well I try to live life for myself and not for others.

    @musterion99 - yeah she's in there somewhere, I held her up at one point

    @whyzat - The last thing I saw DeNiro in was one of those Focker movies.  I hate them so I don't know why I watched it.  As for Pacino, he's got a few movies coming up.  One as King Lear, one is a John Gotti biopic and then as Phil Spector in a Phil Spector biopic.
    Yes that is a deer, a 10 point buck.  I also have a jackalope on the wall behind my computer and then on the walls behind me I have another buck, only a four point, and a doe.  Then on the other wall I have a pronghorn antelope.

    @Cestovatelka - Hmmm that is interesting.  I guess I will have to practice it in another vlog.
    Oh man, I was so lucky I avoided night classes during college even though there was one that some friends took which they said was the best thing ever because they only met once a week but the drawback was the class went from 6:30 to 9:30.  I can't find the recipe but I know the style is Einbecker.

    @raspberryjade - well it's just a few people that aggravate me but once they left I'm happy again.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - DAMMIT. I TOLD YOU I WAS SORRY.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - That is another awesome moment.  I love the "conflict resolution" episode where they go through that whole file of Dwight's complaints about Jim.

    Also, thanks for all of the advice!  I am excited to go.

  • I think it's cute that your cat seems so attached to you. :3

    I'm long-winded too, that's why I avoid getting in front of the camera, not to mention I'm just super shy. Get me to talk, and I won't stop. xDIt's interesting to get a feel for people when you're watching them on video, rather than just through text.

  • This was really awesome! You really went off there lol. I've never seen you before. For some reason, I always pictured you much older than you really look lol. How old are you if I may ask? You look younger than me! You have a nice a voice. I love your cat! I have a calico but she is not long haired like yours. She is gorgeous! I like the same music you do. It was good to see you! Sorry I am not here much anymore, I am just not feeling this place anymore. I still check in to see what everyone is up to and I caught this tonight so I had to check it out.

  • great vlog... amazed again at how good you are at it... i would make a mistake like every other second and embarrass myself terribly lol...

  • @rachelbachel32 - I'm actually excited for this season of The Office because it sounds like they may be starting over with a lot of people.  I know Kelly won't be on because she got a show on FOX.  Also the guy who plays Toby is one of the producers and he's got another show that supposedly going to debut this year that is a spin-off of The Office.  It's called The Farm and will focus on Schrute farms and I think that means Dwight will be leaving Dunder Mifflin.

  • @Peridot21 - well I felt I did pretty bad in these because I slipped up quite a bit and got easily distracted but I managed.  Now I just need to focus on doing these with a better time management.

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