August 17, 2012

  • GodfatherofGreenBay's 1878th Post Extravaganza

    If the "gh" in "enough" is pronounced as "f" and the "o" in "women" makes the short "i" sound and the "ti" in "nation" is pronounced with the "sh" sound then the word "fish" can be spelled "ghoti" and if the "gh" in "though" is silent along with the "o" in "people" and the "t" in "ballet" along with the "i" in "business" then the word "ghoti" is silent and that means there are no fish.  Welcome to the English language, bitches.  Sorry saw that on Tumblr and remembered the first time I ever taught spelling class. 
    Anyway, I'm bummed tonight. 

    It's filled with Lady Gaga and One Direction cds.

    Be careful, dem hoes will bury you one day

    I guess that is why I'm so depressed.  I am nowhere near Ludacris.

    I think Usain Bolt would lose to the majority of these stereotypes I mean characters.

    I think I have something to keep me occupied while everyone is having fun with their contests.

    It's always fun driving through the Amish settlements and watching the Amish and Amlets using skateboards and inline skates.

    Buy One, Get One Free

    מדוע אני אפילו לנסות להתיידד באתר זה אין לי שמץ של מושג. אני בספק אם אתה בכלל אכפת.

    Pee Wee always wins just as long as he gets his bike out of storage from the basement at the Alamo.

    Synchronized Squirting or Charlie Sheen goddess tryouts?

    Revenge is a dish best served cold and covered in parsley.

    It's a Scare-Cruise.  It keeps closeted Toms away.

    I should probably start using that quote on dating sites although I have teeth.


    Oh Wonka, you're so funny.

    I think we should start protesting that the government legalize plural marriage. 

    Oh Hank, you're so smart.

    I think this guy sees women as nothing more than objects.

    Since I can't be a part of any Xanga contest I'm going to do my own.  Print this out and color it.  Hopefully someone tolerates me.

    Maybe I'm glad I don't take part in any of those contests.

    Fucking' a, Dude.  I'm off to have a Caucasian or three and hopefully by then I'm passed out or lit up so much that I decide to go work on my art project.

Comments (31)

  • Those two Wonkas should kiss each other. 

  • Happy 1878th. I'm totally bummed that I missed Pee Wee's cycle event. I must remain more alert for the next Ollies.

  • Don't be depressed! I often wish I could be ludachris.

  • You forgot to mention that Chuck Norris ran in lane #8 and that he finished the 100 m sprint 10 seconds ahead of everyone else. I don't know why you cut out that little detail. If I were you I'd watch out for Chuck.

  • Oh Utah... Does that mean you've been on Xanga 1,878 days?

  • aren't you the leader of your own contest?  don't scads of people try to find the kind of outrageous things that you seem to find with such ease?

    cheating at scrabble at the national level.  this is the kind of news i hear without you. 

  • So when I first saw the pic of the museum of medieval torture, I saw the small red sign to the left and thought "hmm, must be a Prague sign" and after a quickie Google search... yes, it IS in Prague! :D In fact, I kinda sorta really want to go to it haha. 

    I love the Wonka memes. But, the one to take the cake this time has to be the "check your testicles for lumps" pic. The derpy look on that woman's face makes it more funny to me :D

  • ...I actually can't tell if that's a hipster or just an Amish person.

    Also, I want to print out the 'I tolerate you' en masse and give it to everyone I know.

  • Is the Jeff Bridges pic from Men Who Stare At Goats? Love that guy, though that movie left much to be desired. Did you see the movie Starman, with Kevin Spacey and him? I don't think it got good reviews, but I liked it. Kevin Spacey is pretty great, too---The Usual Suspects had the best ending ever! Uh oh, my actor/movie mode has been activated!! Must-stop-now

  • ghoti

    = mind too damn blown to formulate a sensible comment.

    :::: electronic fizzing, popping and crackling ::::

  • Love the van stickers. Hate that they are so popular but love the spoof.

  •          Mour phawhn whieth fahnix - "Ph-uh-Q!"

  • I had to reread that first paragraph twice. I love English, bitch! 

  • I can't remember if I commented. The best so far.

  • Wow that could make a head spin. No wonder people have a hard time learning our language. 

    Dude, they all need to stop dissing the vegetarians. 

  • That whooooole first paragraph sounds just like the crap my 9 yo would tell me just to get out of doing school work. Wonka is hilarious! And Road Runner totally wins every race! EVERY RACE!!! I swear he's on his next lap already... he's just that fast!

  • Charlie Sheen goddess tryouts = LOLLLL 

  • WAY too early in the AM for that first paragraph. Will have to try again later after more coffee
    why is your awesomeness never on front page?

  • I literally spit up my water at the synchronized squirting, oh boy...

  • Yes that tom green song is great, although it didn't quite reach bum bum song level, that song was epic!

    and yea, Bolt would have LOST!! LOST Horribly!

  • OMG, love the Amish photo.

  • @Rob_of_the_Sky - you should kiss each other

    @Relic47 - yeah I was totally surprised to see Pee Wee, good thing they didn't let him near any movie theaters before the races.

    @Wait_by_Moonlight - I want to celebrate Ludachristmas

    @KnightInCROATIANarmor - I think Chuck Norris should worry about not falling and breaking a hip more than me worrying about him

    @RestlessButterfly - yeah it's been a long strange trip

    @Thatslifekid - no, I've probably been here longer and I just checked out a site called Time and Duration and I am 2617 days old.  I wish that Xanga would give you that alert when you opened your account like it used to do.

    @promisesunshine - I suppose I do have contests going although I never declared a winner for the one but I think everyone was a winner on that one.  But I do have another that will be so much better than Xanga derpaherp.  Hahaha...cheating at Scrabble, I heard about that on ESPN last week.  I was laughing so hard.

    @Cestovatelka - yeah I sort of yanked that off my cousin's facebook, he's touring in Europe with his band.
    Yeah that girl is from Parks & Rec.  I like her attitude on that show.  It just fits in with all the stupidity.

    @emily_shannon - you'd have a difficult time living around here or wait it would be easy since there are no hipsters, just amish to choose from

    @maniacsicko - I got ____

    @whyzat - yeah that's Jeff Bridges but it's from The Big Lebowski.  That movie is probably in my top ten of all time.  I remember when I got it on VHS, I'd watch it in college with friends about once a week and then we'd go to the bar to drink White Russians.  I don't think I saw Starman.  I'll have to look for it.  I have seen The Usual Suspects.  It's awesome how many times that movie has been parodied.

    @ZombieMom_Speaks - yeah my brain exploded with the silent portion

    @LadyofWaters - I think the car decals I hate the most are the ones of Calvin urinating on things

    @distractedbyzombies - thank you

    @carolinavenger - I take comfort in that.

    @Aloysius_son - Phonics Pheken Rool

    @BoulderChristina - And people demand that foreign people learn it.  It's the most difficult language in the world.

    @sleekpunk - well thank you so much

    @StrawberrySunrises - It's no wonder English is the most difficult language to learn.
    Oh and vegetarians, I think people would stop making fun of them and vegans if vegans and vegetarians wouldn't be so insistent on eating that way or voicing hatred for people who eat meat.

    @spinner_mom - I always loved the Road Runner when I was a kid because it meant I'd get to see Wile E. Coyote get his stuff all busted.  Who knew I loved schadenfreude as a child?  Oh and that first part, yeah it does.  After I presented it in a class kids would try to do other words like that.

    @Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - Sometimes I am jealous of that guy and his goddesses are one of the main reasons.

    @AncoraImparo - I think it's because I don't rate my posts or someone gave me low ratings.  I know when I go to top blogs I have to fiddle with a rating to find my blogs.

    @PhoenixResilience - it's such a weird sport to me but I guess the pervert in me would enjoy that more.

    @Twiztidsilverskull - I liked that one better because I had an incident so I took it to heart.

    @hesacontradiction - I saw some teenagers at the Dollar General about an hour ago.  I think they were buying snacks for the weekly courting session.

  • ahh I see i see...

    going on what you responded to @AncoraImparo , I think you being rated "C" has to do with it. I see you have 1 C rating and 2 EX ratings, so I unless we can get you down to a A or B rating, you won't be showing up on the regular front page, unless the rating is changed to at least "C"

    I say that's a load of bull myself... but then again what do I know around xanga, lol

  • @Twiztidsilverskull - yeah I have a feeling someone who hates me gave me that rating so whatever.  maybe I should beg people to give me the A rating.

  • @godfatherofgreenbay - Hmm those ratings work in weird ways.. You can get like 10 people to give you an A rating, and that C rating will still stand or something sometimes..

    Ehh I don't know, maybe if that one person who gave you the "C" can also change down to like an A or B, then it would be more likely it'll change..

    With your other 2 ratings being EX though, I'd hope your rating doesn't go up to that... because that would truly be a pain. 2 people hate you apparently, and they need to go burn in hell

  • @KnightInCROATIANarmor - yeah, he'll probably out live me but oh well

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