August 24, 2012
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Lukewarm Links 8/23 and Tattoo Thursday
Sorry about all the gross vlogs. I'm probably sure I grossed you all out with my reading but I thought it was funny. Anyway I'm sort of tired because I was out at a farm this evening helping a guy with haying and putting together a float for a parade next weekend. I guess it's the point where I say "Enjoy". Oh and this will be a long post. I figure most of you will skip the links for the tattoos. All power to you.
1. Let's begin this week with a little quiz called Who Said It: Joe Biden or Michael Scott? I was surprised how well I did.
2. And we will continue with another quiz called Who Said It: Paul Ryan or Alex P. Keaton? I was surprised by how poorly I did.
3. I was browsing the Huffington Post because I am so highbrow...actually I was just looking for anything for one of these posts and they have interesting collection type posts and I found this collection of war jokes in Nazi Germany. Some of those are quite funny but quite sad when you find out what happened to some of the people who said them.
4. In case anyone missed it, here's the 50 Shades Generator.
5. This Tumblr site has become really popular recently. It's called Dog Shaming. Dog owners post notes in front of their dog shaming the dog for certain acts it did.
6. I've taken it upon myself to find celebrity Tumblr accounts. Here's one belonging to Lily Allen. She doesn't do much upkeep on it.
7. I love Cracked and so here's a Cracked article about 10 films that famous people don't want you to see. #10...I remember sneaking out of bed one night in high school to watch the premier of that movie on Cinemax. It was not worth it.
8. I know some of you are wrestling fans and some of you are male so here is a collection of the greatest divas in WWE history.
9. I know a lot of you enjoy Saved by the Bell. Here's a collection of photos showing the transformation of Zack and Kelly over the years. So who looks better today?
10. Did you know Chris Rock and Charlie Sheen are the same age? Here's a collection of comparisons of celebrities who are the same age but don't look it.
11. A few weekends ago I had nothing better to do than sit at home in the air conditioning. I noticed that a few of my cable networks were all airing Stephen King movies at the same time. I thought that was pretty interesting. I also found it interesting how many Stephen King movies there are out there. Well here's a list of the worst to best Stephen King movies.
12. I wish they would've covered this during the Olympics. It's a collection of the worst place names in Britain. I don't know, I think Shitterton sounds lovely.
Well sit right down and let me tell you a story of how I got this dope-ass fresh tattoo which @thatslifekid should totally get done
Walter Payton's nickname was "Sweetness". His tattoo looks sort of sweet but not next to the Chicago Bears zubaz.
Dirk Nowitzki...I have awful thoughts of this tattoo now when I hear the announcers say, "Nowitzki, from downtown."
It's zombie Bettie Page...I really have nothing to say. I don't get the whole zombie celebrity tattoo scene.
I thought I'd include some Lutheran tattoos for @Cestovatelka So who can tell me why these three tattoos are Lutheran?
Say hello to my tattoo of my little friend
At least they got the Sissy Spacek from the best and not Angela Bettis or Chloe Moretz in the awful or yet to be awful remakes.
Bride of Frankenstein on your neck...yeah
This is a Brian Peppers tattoo. Who is Brian Peppers? Well he's an internet meme. Read about him on Snopes.
I bet he's staring off into space after throwing yet another interception.
Philippians 4:13 says "I can do everything through him who gives me strength." I don't know what that has to do with David Robinson other than he says he's a Christian.
I'm going to find it and I'm going to destroy it. I don't know how yet. Possibly with dynamite.
The real kings of comedy...Sam Kinnison, Rodney Dangerfield, W.C. Fields, and Benny Hill. I pretty much live by this W.C. Fields quote: "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."
Dale Earnhardt...I remember how a few weeks after he died, I spotted a t-shirt in one of the t-shirt shops in town that had Dale Earnhardt's image and the caption that said "God needed a driver". I then saw someone who bought the shirt wearing it. Then a Jeff Gordon fan walked up and said, "God must've wanted a big cheater to drive him around." The Earnhardt fan cold-cocked that Gordon fan right in the jaw. I mean that guy was down for the count. I just stared as the Gordon fan's entourage picked him up and carried him away.
Some of the greatest villains in cinema and then there's Venom. He was shittily portrayed by Eric Foreman. That last Tobey MacGuire Spiderman movie was awful.
Cindy Lou Who...remind me at Christmas time to post my take on The Grinch that Stole Christmas. I can guarantee I will lose friends because of it.
Well that's regrettable.
Hunter S Thompson once said, "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." And that probably explains this tattoo of JOHNNY DEPP as Thompson. If you're going to get a Hunter Thompson tattoo, GET HUNTER THOMPSON AND NOT JOHNNY DEPP!Have a great night.
Comments (24)
I like that second Luther Rose more. I had never seen the Latin and the script made me misspell the second word at first haha, but I know it's significance now
Yay Lutheran tattoos
Now this is a panda coffee post right here.
I think the Dirk Nowitzki tattoo is the one I understand the least. I am a fan of many players but I cannot think of a single one whose face I would care to have on my rear end. Dafuq is wrong with people?
That Fear and Loathing one's pretty damn nice.
Well, come on, most people (or I should say younger people) only know Hunter S. Thompson from the movie and have not read the book. I actually read the book before I ever saw the movie, but if I wanted a Thompson tattoo, I would probably get the Johnny Depp version, because let's face it, Johnny Depp is just goddamn good-looking, even when he's actively trying not to, and Johnny Depp-version looks better than the real-life Thompson. Lol. Either way, that tattoo is pretty well done.
Misused of creativity.
Lulz, I am sitting here in my 4 jersey, thanking the football gods thats not my team in the tattoo. You tag Marica but you don't tag me on the Fresh Prince tat? COME ON!
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Quite interesting what celebs are the same aga..... I must say
I like that collection of villain tattoos too
I'll go see if i can find you some dynamite
Nah. You're kidding right? That's Hunter S. Thompson. Well, a tattoo that supposed to represent him, anyway. Cool melting effect. Oh, and I like the little friend. His accent is memed in my head forever saying that. (and if only I could have Michelle Pfieffer's hair ... and body the way it was in that movie; I mean, if I could only look like her ... then and even now. whoops! this is the tattoo and link blog [did you do that on purpose? L - ink / tattoo?]; sadly, I could find only one unfortunate tattoo of her as cat woman. So. No link.) :)
hum all these tattoos actually depress me a bit...
@Cestovatelka - I thought you'd enjoy those tattoos. I originally had found them because I couldn't find an actual Martin Luther tattoo for you.
@carolinavenger - thank you for thinking it's panda coffee
There needs to be more Joel Pryzbilla or Brian Scalabrine ass tattoos out there.
@LaughOutLoudLauren - yeah it's nice but I don't like that it's Johnny Depp. I bet the person that got it thinks they are deep and well-read because they got a Hunter Thompson tattoo.
@kaitlove__xx - I couldn't do that even though I didn't grow up in Thompson's heyday I still read a bunch of his stuff way before the movie came out. I just think it takes away from his legacy.
@RestlessButterfly - yeah that's true for some of them
@Thatslifekid - oh man I am so sorry for missing that. I'll have to edit it. I do have a Browns tattoo pic but I can't remember where I put it. It was of the original mascot.
@we_deny_everything - thanks for pointing that out to me. I may have a new project tomorrow.
@Twiztidsilverskull - I should start looking for more comic book tattoos. I'm always amazed at the celebrities who are the same age as I am. It's really amazing.
@sleekpunk - I must admit I like the acid effects on that tattoo however if it's supposed to be Hunter Thompson then it should be Thompson and not Johnny Depp. I wish I could've put the accent onto the little friend tattoo but I figure most people would get that reference. I didn't think Michelle Pfeiffer was that great in Scarface. I thought she was pretty skinny but that's just my preferences.
@Zissu25 - It can be sad to see what people do with their money
Aww well thank you for thinking of me about the Lutheran tattoos
@godfatherofgreenbay - indeed. and their bodies... and their lives...
If I'd've known you were featuring Lutheran tattoos, I'd've sent you a pic of mine. Hold on, it's probably in the archives somewhere . . .
I used to have a David Robison poster in middle school...